Reviews

Went a little before 6pm on Friday. Getting through was quick and easy with the bouncer. No cover charge. Went to the bar and paid $8 for a 2 for 1 drinks. I haven't been…

I stopped by this place as I was passing through town. As it has been said this isn't really a strip club. It is built into an adult book store and theater. It does…

I visited late on a Sunday night. There was no charge for parking and $15 cover. The club itself was not that impressive and was pretty dead on Sunday night. There was one stage in the…

Went to Papermoon late one night in Richmond. Is it possible for a place to be both sketchy and quiet? I had driven by Richard's but decided it was a little too isolated…

Location: Smithton exit off I-70, behind the Flying-J. Parking / Valet: Lot was pretty empty when I arrived. No sketchy dude lurking around this time. Totally packed when I left. The gate on the…

I came into the CH around 9pm on a Sunday. It was my first time in the club so I just wanted to check inside and decide how to spend my night. I walked through…

Arrived around 4:30 pm. Paid my $10 cover to the bouncer. There are usually a few dudes hanging outside the front when you arrive but they have always been chill. Inside was pretty slow, and…

This was my first visit to Ten's, which is located in what seems to be a super safe area several blocks from the beach. Parking was free and plentiful when I arrived, which was 1…

Decided to give this place a try for once. I Don't drink, so topless clubs arn't generally my thing, but since this was in the city of industry and Ive had great success with the…

Spacious club with a big parking lot. Lot sits off of the main road, kinda gives you some privacy from main traffic on the street. Huge Deja Vu sign - tough to miss.…

Wrapping up my Vegas strip clubs reviews with Chicas. Reviewed Little Darlings, Sapphire, and Spearmint Rhino already. Also visited Sophia's and Talk of the Town, not worth reviewing or visiting. I visited twice a couple weekends…

I don't frequent strip clubs as much as I used to, but before, fun could be had at all the local Atlanta clubs. Pony has never been known for the mileage but it was definitely…

It had been a little while since my last visit, but not much has changed. I parked my car in the lot across the street and gave the attendant a couple of dollars. He then…

Went there on a Saturday night and I found some of the old standbys such a Tiffany, Winter, Lynn and Danielle. Tiffany has long blond hair and a very nice body, with a nice pair…

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all about…

Tons of parking, security pat down, wrist band, entry fee of about $20-$30 (it varies). There is a bar in the back but the bartender is usually away half the time. Big stage with seats…

Outside: square grey building. Barking lot is on the side of the road and monitored by camera by the bar tender. Inside layout. One big open room. The bar is directly in front of you when…

Tons of parking space in a big lot. Seems safe and secluded for Paterson, NJ. No entry fee, you can just walk in and your eyes adjust to the darkness. Security guard on duty. Really…

I've been here and reviewed the club several times before, so this time I'll focus on what was different this time. Entrance is $20 although you can get $10 off by bringing in passes from another…

Last Sunday arrived at 2 pm, place had more than 12 dancers at least. The three stages and the bar stage were always rotating between dancers, so good eye candy. There is a slightly darker…

Hey wassup everyone, so this review was from a little while back like 2 and a half months ago. I decided to try out a new club and heard good things about Jet Strip, so…

I Arrived around 10pm on a Friday and was curious about this place for some time so I really wanted this visit to work out, but it wasn't my kind of place. You enter from a…

Dropped by on a Thursday evening, after my last business meeting, around 7:30 or so. The upstairs was still closed, but the ground floor bar/club was open with no cover. The club location…

Hadn't been to the Rhino in about 5 or 6 years. Was in Vegas for a friend's birthday and after asking some people at our hotel what the best club to go to was…

Overdue review but I decided to stop by after reading a couple of the reviews. Parking wasn’t too much of an issue and probably due to it being a Sunday night. Cover was $10? I…

I’d written the Mill off for about a year but went back to visit a couple of Fridays ago. Read any of my or the other many reviews to get the layout and other basic…

Have been away for awhile. Paid my $20 entrance fee and strolled in. Layout's been described by many In brief: After entering, a large square/rectangular stage with 2 poles and steps leading to the performance area is…

Ever heard of Disneyland? Look no further, friends, this is truly the SCM's version of the same. Located in a dark-ish but not terribly creepy waterside location with a totally incongruent bodega facing it,…

Arrived a little are 5pm on a Friday. Always ample parking, but there were only 3 other people there. It's definitely been redone since 2021, the last time I went. There are rows of booth…

Arrived at Vivide around 530 Saturday afternoon. Parking lots full, including the overflow lot. Fortunately, I found one of the few remaining spaces in the overflow. I'm not sure where you park when the overflow…

I stopped by Expose on a Friday afternoon. The last time I came here was 10-15 years ago when it was a different club. Paid $10 at the door. There weren't very many guys, and…

The club is small but very busy for its size. In fact, it can be hard to find a parking spot even in the late afternoon. I went there about 4:30 on a…

First visit in a long time. Thankfully they've taken down the Holloween crap so the place looks better. The lap dance area still lacks privacy and now sports a camera, which probably tells you where…

My wife and I came here for our anniversary. Had a great time. We preordered a table package, which included being picked up in a limo from our hotel. Felt like a celebrity with the…

I have been to DC about 3 times since my last review, and I will try to incorporate elements from those visits, but this review is for a Saturday afternoon visit. I arrived a few minutes…

I arrived at Wax around after leaving Club Blaze, about 20 minutes away. Wax was my original destination, but I stayed in Blaze much longer than anticipated. Parking was $10, on side of club. Admission…

First visit to this fine establishment, but certainly will not be my last. Very easy to find, a large building with plenty of signage out front to make it visible parking lot is very safe,…

I was in town so had to go check it out. First I will start off with the parking, it was a huge lot and many spots were available, and it was free.…

I went to the club around 3 p.m. on a Sunday hoping to see some tail as I was a little board and restless. There was no cover to enter and bottle of water…

First the news. Cover on a Thursday night rose to $20. The refrigerator-size man who took my money and handed me a warm bottle of water in exchange said the price rose about two months…

Arrived at Blaze around 1130 pm Friday night. Parking lot was fairly full. I paid $10 to park on the back row. There was also 20 and 30 for parking closer to the club. I…

Friday around 3 PM. No cover, no ID check, nobody at the door. The place is spacious with pool tables, a good sized bar, one elevated main stage, one smaller side stage, quite a few…

I went to Vanity on a Friday night, and I got there around 1:00 am. It's in a safe neighborhood, and I used public transportation to get there but I did notice a lot of…

Been a long time since I visited The Line. While a lot has changed in the past years, this place still offers lovely beauties for entertainment. First off, upon entry a tall, brunette dancer with a…

This place is DEAD! Parked outside on the street and paid $20 to get in. People either parked on the street or in the O'Reilly's parking lot next door. There's a sign that says they'll…

I Visited Pandora's early on an a Thursday afternoon. Probably entered about 1 pM on Thursday in late June. There were about a dozen girls, some new one for me. There were…

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…

Tried to reach Elysium on Friday night. GPS took me to the address, it didn't seem to be there. So drove another 15 minutes to reach this place just after midnight. This area used to…

First visit was on a Friday, but was way too busy/packed and kinda ghetto (there was a fight between 2 dorks and a stripper). Bunch of girls working, and 3-4 hotties (Brazilian/latinas). Gave it another try…

I visited Seattle for my very first time back in Fall of 2022. Me & my friends decided to go here on a Wednesday night. I was pleasantly surprised. It was definitely my favorite strip…

Cover charge was $40 on a Saturday night. The girls were below mediocre for any strip club but it was after 2am and they were the only club still open. The club is byob. I…

Friday afternoon visit. They open at 7 and I got there at 8:30. It was obviously dead, like all strip clubs at 8:30 on a Friday. I had to get to sleep early so that's…

It was slow for a Friday night. It wasn't that late when i got there, but by the time I left it was around 11:30 and it was still slow. The girls were pretty hot,…

First things first, a quick introduction. Contrary to what may be popular belief, this is not my first attempt at a review. I have started and deleted at least 3 other accounts here on TUSCL.…

Brass rail, easily seen on Younge street, free cover for the first floor (bad idea) or you can take the stairs right at the door to the second floor for something called upper brass, when…

Passing through Dallas and made the obligatory visit to BD on the Friday after the 4th of July. I showed up around 8:30 which is way too early for some of the other Dallas clubs,…

Was in Tucson on a Saturday night to catch an early flight back to the east coast. Had visited before, a couple of years ago. I had a good experience then, so I thought I'd…

Came here on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. Wasn’t actually planning on going so I didn’t have any cash. There was $10 cover on top of the $10 atm fee so it was a decently…

My last couple of visits to Rio had been really uneventful. Almost removed it from my list but gave it one more shot. Glad I did. Walked in around 2 pm.…

I made another trip out to Vegas last week and of course that meant another trip to the Spearmint Rhino. I haven’t found another club in Vegas to match it. I called the club…

I love this place as far as a DC area strip club is concerned. They layout is a long corridor style with 3 or 4 stages to the right and a bar and tables to…

Visited on Thursday evening about 8:30. The parking lot had several vehicles in it but was not crowded. Paid the 10 dollar door fee and had a pat down by the door man. As…

Came in about 5:30 in the afternoon. There were about 15 customers in there. It's a fairly big place and kept pretty dark in the seating area. I was immediately approached by a dancer…

Treasures is located off of a busy street and is enclosed by a wall. Big parking lot at the back or can valet your car. I went during the day this time and…

Where to start? The club is a nice club. I’m talking red carpet when you walk in. Lil Asian older leader takes your $20 at the door. You go thru a turnstile and you're in…

So plenty of parking next to dive bar/package store next door. The entrance can be hard to find. It is on a side road. The cover was $25 but it included a 6 oz fountain…

Stopped at Loco on a Saturday evening(about 7:30 pm) after baseball game with some friends. The club is located in a somewhat industrial area and has a large free parking lot. When I arrived the…

Arrived just after midnight on a Thursday, decent number of cars in the lot but I think many were there for the food truck or the skeevy looking adult bookstore that is on the other…

Some changes here and not for the better. Thursday afternoon at about 4:30PM. First off, as I walk in there is a bouncer wanding people down. Look, if a place has the type of crowd…

I’ve visited weekday afternoons, as well as Friday nights. Weekdays the place is nearly empty, with a few dancers of which one or two may be worth your while. But it only takes one, right?…

I stopped by out of curiosity and because I wanted to watch a few college football games. It was pretty empty, but the girls that were there were super friendly. Felt good to get a…

(If you're just looking for my opinions on the women, skip to the bottom!) So the Doc's been coming here on and off for the past few years since he moved up from the dirty jersey.…

From reading all the recent reviews in the last few months here and other platforms, I was concerned that every working girl at Hong Kong was going to be a shark charging people $150+. I'm…

this was my first time going to a club alone..I found it to be very comfortable and inviting. The music was good and I loved the show. Was able to sit back and enjoy drinks…

Had a long drive and needed to stop and relax, I planned this place as a pit stop as the reviews were half decent and there was fuck all else to do in that area.…

Went to an MMA event in Houston last week. Bucks had some of their girls there. At least three that I could see. They had a Kardashian thing going on. Super-hot. Didn’t take much convincing…

Went on a weekday to Spearmint Rhino down the street but Amethyst had an hour plus dance with a customer so I went to Synn. Was patted down by security before paying the entry fee -…

First time in Albuquerque so I decided to check out TDs, since it seems higher rated than other places here. Arrived at 1:30 pm on a Thursday and left 4 hours later. Pretty decent sized…

Arrived on a Saturday afternoon. Mandatory valet parking as mentioned in other reviews, I think it was seven dollars. No cover. Took the stairs up and entered the club, the stage runs horizontally in front…

I have been to this club 3 times in 2023. Twice during the day and once at night. I will review my recent visit where I visited both day and night. I left during the…

Went back to Mario's after a long absence. No cover charge as I was there in the early evening. Not much has changed. Some friendly girls some will just ignore you. I spent my time…

We showed up for my buddies bachelor party at 1 am on a Sunday and the place was empty. Was a bit worried how it would go since it was empty but as soon as…

Have been there many times over a 30 year span. Going south out of Valparaiso, FL on John Sims Parkway, turn right on Old Hyway 20. Go down a wooded road about 1/2 mile and…

I hadn't been to Keepers since before the pandemic but it was always one of my favorite spots. There aren't really any other options in the area anymore unfortunately. I decided to swing by after…

After taking a two-month hiatus from Night Shift, I returned twice in the past month. This review covers two visits in July 2023. Physically, the venue is still very nice and it is kept clean. The…

Hadn't been to this place in a couple years. Visited on a recent Wednesday around noon and paid an entrance fee of $15 for which a drink was included of which cannot legally be of…

Have stopped here a few times over the last few months when I get in the area and have time. The place itself is nice. Good parking area, the inside is clean and…

Of the few remaining clubs in San Diego, this is the best option. I usually go during the day shift and usually have good odds. The club is a basic layout of main…

Got in a bit early on a business trip semi-nearby in Alpharetta, and to be honest was mostly drawn to giving this one a try because of the $5 dances. Compared to the insane prices…

I’ve been to the playhouse a few times on account of some of the women. It’s in kind of a sketch neighborhood, but it’s right across from a church and a gas station, so I…

Showed up around 10:00. Hadn't been to this club in years. Roughly 10-15 dancers working, about half were 7 or better, a few were fugly. Sat down, was immediately approached by 3 women one after another.…

I had two recent afternoon visits, about 3 weeks apart, one disappointing and one much better. The club has a kind of strange layout. There’s a round bar at one end where you…

So I was curious as to what the new/old club looked like. I have been in a couple of times since the reopening. Inside is way better than the old club for certain. Bar is now…

I arrived in Vegas for Army training. I wanted to see what was going on with the night life. I’m staying just off the strip, and wanted to dip my feet in the water with…

Thoroughly enjoyed my last visit, so I returned on a Saturday at about 11. Located right on Columbus Blvd. Parking directly on side of building, with a dedicated parking lot right across the side st…

Hadn't been here in 20 years but knew what I was getting into. After paying the cover at the door, $10, and again for water, $14, I walked into a fairly busy main room -…

Vivide is the most reviewed Georgia club on this site for a reason. I’d argue it’s the best strip club in Atlanta since Follies climaxed for the last time. Of course there is no perfect…

We were in town (kind of) and had a night to kill so made the hour drive to have some fun. We walked into Wild Childs 8 PM on a Friday night to find 5…

this place is much nicer than most of the clubs I normally go to, for example the Jacksonville clubs or the Tampa clubs. This is a review of two meetings, one late afternoon and once…

No Más con Nicola’s I was in the area the other day, enjoying the food trucks up & down Atlantic & Whittier Blvd. All those tacos made me thirsty for titties & beer so I…