Reviews

Went to scout the place for a bachelor party. First time in a club in a damn long time... Most of the girls were just out on the patio in a little knot…

I went on a Sunday night a couple months ago. It was probably like my 3rd time there only, & I've gotta say, it's either between this place or Heartbreakers as the best SC in…

So let's get the basic details out …. Parking: Plenty of space for parking. The club is in a nice plaza with a El Torito and Benihana. You probably never have trouble finding a spot. Drinks…

I was in the area and I’ve hear a lot of things about this place, so I decided to stop by. It was Monday around 2PM just after they opened. It’s $20 cover and the…

It’s been a few weeks since I’ve been to Clib Rio so I thought I would give it a try. Found myself on the west side one afternoon, pulled into the free parking are…

Visited around noon,no cover and was greeted by the bouncer who checked ID and showed me to a table. They do not allow you to seat yourself and they expect a tip. As you…

Went to Clancy's on a time/ day I didn't expect. Thursday night's can be busy but today was actually very chill and worth it. Tucked away in a quiet residential area, Clancy's is low key and…

First, the obligatory layout and description of the club. Plenty of parking, during the daytime at least. Next to the club is a bar called the Shanty Tavern that is only open one night…

Last weekend, Friday night, my girlfriend and I decided to go to the club together. She has been there before with friends and she knows that I used to go to the clubs a lot…

Full disclosure, I’ve only been here on a Monday night for the $200 for 30 minute special. Girls, value, experience, are strictly for Monday. Can’t comment on the other nights. Also this review is very…

I go here every once in a while and try to go on Thursday's since they have really good specials like 2/$20 dances and 15 minute full nude for $80. It's in a strip mall…

Came in on Sunday evening to see how this place was looking. The area is fairly spacious with a lot of space to sit and theres always plenty of room. Club is near a lot…

I usually go to PH about once every month and lately have been trying to cycle around my favorites ( Sharon, Erica, and Tatianna- until I dropped her off the list, and sometimes Mama Cayenne),…

This is a small place located North of the Phoenix downtown. Upon entry, scan of DL and a quick pat down. The bar lines the right side of the first small room.…

Boy what a world of difference a few years has made in Vegas. First off they now open at 8pm ( I guess long gone are the good old days of the LV…

I visited Wax for the first time around 3PM. No charge to park that early and I got a light pat down and paid a $5 cover. Wax appears to be a warehouse…

This was only my 2nd or 3rd visit as my usual clubs are Oasis and PH Lounge. Club is located just off 95 at Front St in a small strip mall with a…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon before the Phillies game. It was my first time back since they opened the remodeled couch room. Easy access to 95/76 with a large parking lot.…

Across the street is a monitored parking lot which feels safe to leave your car in. Just don't get run over by the crazy traffic crossing the street. This is a BYOB establishment, so make sure…

Went to Cheetah on a Wednesday afternoon about 3pm. Place was pretty busy for a rainy humid day. Payed $2 for the self parking, which is standard for the big 3. Walked past the front…

So a bit longer than my normal monthly visit to TT. I have been wanting to check out V lately but was close by with about an hour to spare so I stopped by just…

So one Saturday I decided to make my way up to the cabin in the woods to see if what I've read is true, well it is. The bar is located at the top of…

I feel like Sundowner has always been hyped as one of the best clubs in Canada, if not the world, and while it's a fine enough club, I just don't get it. My first time…

Bourbon Street Wed early evening. After a bit boring time at Sugar 44, I was concerned Bourbon Street would be as empty. Only a few cars in the huge lot, but I decided to take a…

Sugar 44 Just before 7 PM While I have the new non-expire date coupon Ryan updated, I arrived a few minutes before 7 PM. It has been quite a while since I've been…

I stopped by the House as I was passing through DC on my way to Atlanta. Street parking is easy to find and I arrived around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Paid the $25 cover (ouch)…

This club is about all I’d do in Vegas anymore. Seems like the good deals and free entry into some of the clubs died with COViD and I’m not really interested in 70 cover…

Didnt have a great impression. Got in on a Saturday evening with a friend’s bachelor party. there were 5 or 6 of us. I guess we looked like easy targets because the host guy told…

So I used to spend a ton of money at this club. Just last year I was a regular. Took several months off and am just getting back into it, but probably will not be…

I happened to have some time to kill this evening, and since the last review was positive about Wednesdays I thought I'd give it a shot! I'm not from Montreal, so the fact that it's…

I have become a regular to this club. While I still uphold my other verdict of a good yet themed club (making it a SoFlo anomaly), this review has new (trollable? Funny? Borderline simpish?) stories…

It's been a while since I've made it here. I'll start by saying I saw no changes to the physical setup of the club. There's tons of parking…

Crazy horse has been my go to strip club since 2019. I have always had fun visiting this place in SFO despite it's location in a shady neighborhood. The club itself is well maintained although…

Ok, I'll start off saying that is my first review, and I don't have a good sense of content and format expectations for this forum yet. I'm receptive to criticism and looking to improve once…

This place has been described for years but once again - you go through a metal detector and security when you walk in. Cover is free during the day and $5-$10 at night depending…

Arrived at Blaze around 3:30. Parking lot was full which surprised me given the time of day but I found a spot. No cover to enter but a through pat down by one of the…

Went by scores again since this is the club I usually frequent. I go in around 4pm and typical 1$ entrance. Tip my 5 bucks to the door girl and away I go. Probably around…

Pulled into a free but very empty lot. Cover is $5 but veterans are free. Probably only reason I stayed. Made a bead straight to the restroom. Saw 1 other customers.…

Living in San Diego for a while now has been both a boon and a curse at the same time...Its so beautiful that its expensive yet cant move elsewhere Same goes for strip clubs...its not worth…

the other day went on another site, it said sugar daddy reopen. when it close there was almost zero possibility it would reopen. found some information on the internet. open 3 days a week thursday…

Was in Spokane for the night, decided to hit Deja Vu, since there are only two clubs in the area and the reviews I saw made it sound like there were possibilities. As I walked…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon, when I had an hour to spare, looking for a simple VIP dance to load up the old spank bank. I really wanted to spend some money! I found the…

Based on the reviews of this club, I think I am the only person visiting. Gentlemen's Club is located in a crappy strip mall that is in an area in transition. There are a number…

I had not been in CR for 12 years and was happy to see Woody's was still here. As I remembered, the place was clean and easy to get around. Went in on a Wednesday…

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners (regulars, skip first two paragraphs) This club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister…

Walked in to Scores palm beach around 4 pm on independence day. It was only a dollar for entry, which increases to $10 after 7. Lady at front desk was nice enough to…

I have been to Exotic Kitty a couple of times and felt like there were at least several ladies that were really hot. I dont know exactly what the average rating would have been. Probably…

Since most of my usual afternoon haunts are now opening later in the afternoon I Went to the post, it was approx 2pm on Sunday, the parking lot had a good amount of cars but…

I was in town visiting friends when I stopped in solo. I should've listened to my friends that it wasn't worth the money. They said there was a cover of $10 until I mentioned their…

If you're local to Philadelphia, especially if you're close to the airport, then you probably know about the Oasis. Plenty of parking near the auto mall and tucked between a couple of salvage yards,…

I'm not from Texas but I knew I needed to check out Baby Dolls while in town. This wasnt too far of a drive from Dallas Love where I flew in and picked up my…

I had some time to kill before a concert so figured I'd give this place a visit, it had been awhile. I was searched before I walked in and cover was twenty dollars. Felt steep for…

Random Thursday night visit, first in a few years. Club has had some upgrades in Decor and they moved the main stage into the center of the club, but otherwise the same.…

Was in town on business and seemed like all indicators were this was the only real play in town. Stopped by at 2pm. Has a nice exterior and though at night the street could be…

Went to Emp's on a Thursday night. The cover is $7 dollars paid to a lovely lady at the door. You walk in and there is a long stage in the middle of the room.…

Was waiting for a flight out of Philly so stopped into this club at 12pm. The place opened at 1130am. Parking is easy, both off the main road and behind the building. Obviously it was…

Still my favorite in Vegas! Still wildly hit and miss...this time I'd say I hit a triple. Walking in during the early evening...around 7:30 paid the $5 entry, light pat down (I'm pretty…

Went here on a Friday night hoping to chill and have a good time. Can't complain much about the parking even though it was only available for valet; However there were some free spots on the…

My second time here at the porthole, hasn't changed a bit lol. This club is like a neighborhood bar with dancers. The parking is tight because it's a…

I arrived around 9 PM. Cover was $10. Floor dances are $10 but most dancers will not do them. VIP is $25 per song. They also have an area behind the bar that has 3…

While not the best spot that I’ve hit this has always been old reliable to me. Whenever I want to spend a quick couple of bucks I always seem to find myself at Clancey’s. Now…

My first two afternoon visits to Wacko's were disappointing. With few exceptions, the dancers were not attractive and the only dancers who were attractive (I prefer slender, more petite women) were on their phones…

After spending most of my cash at Torpedo's in nearby Bound Brook, I paid Delilah's a visit to see how the place is holding up. As usual, I parked on a nearby street (this place…

So Divas was the last of the three Austin clubs I visited on my trip but it was the most satisfying by far. I arrived Wednesday around 6:30 and paid $45 for VIP access and got…

Stopped by Bucks on Tuesday at about 4:30 PM. Two cars in the parking lot. Went in and there was nobody at the door. I went into the club and there was the bartender…

First visit to the purple palace during the evening hours arriving around 8pm. Paid a $10 charge to the bartender and received my refreshing bottle of water. There were only about 5 other…

The bar is on a major rd next to a car dealership. The girls park on the right parking lot, or in the back. The boys on the left. Daytime, no door man. Its…

This was my first ever visit to Torpedo's and I was pleasantly surprised, especially for a Tuesday early afternoon. The club is in the main downtown area of Bound Brook, a train stop along the…

Went on a Tuesday night and the crowd was decent. Enough happening but still girls to choose from. A few ladies were more than drunk and very loud. Not my personal preference but they didn’t…

The club is in a nondescript building set back slightly from a moderately busy two lane road. There is a fairly large parking lot which should easily accommodate a full house if such a thing…

So I decided to swing by early evening on a Tuesday. Getting the particulars out of three way: pink bar on the side of the road. Plenty of parking. Near a residential area. Not much…

Went around 10pm Saturday night. $10 entrance fee and a pat down. There were about a dozen girls, all black, non Spanish, non white. There were no girls I would rate above a…

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am. I…

I come to El Paso for work once a year and try to make it to the Parrot when I'm in town. First time I was here was probably 10 years ago and that time…

Stopped by on a Friday night about 9pm. Bar is square with the stage in the middle. There were about 8 girls working and about the same amount of customers. Sat at the bar and…

I arrived at XTC Cabaret on Tuesday evening before 4 PM. The cover charge was $15. Upon entering the club, I could see only a few dancers, fewer than 5, who were average. The music…

On a lazy Tuesday afternoon, I found myself in the north end of town again, with some time to kill. I had decided I needed some excitement this late afternoon, the only question was which…

Been here many many times but hadnt been here since the new year. Pulled into parking lot whch was really empty about 330 Parking weekdays is ample. Inside rectanguar bar seats about 25 patrons. Today…

First visit. Went on a Saturday night around 11:30pm with my wife. It was a slow night because there was a fight on tv. Entrance fee is $20. Neighborhood felt safe. The girls were…

Had a very rare afternoon to myself so I took a bit of that time for myslef and headed for the PH. It was around 2ish in the afternoon and there was around…

I've been trying to enjoy this club for a long time. After many visits over the last 6 years I've decided to never go back. My final visit was ended on a slightly…

We went together as a group of four friends. Parked across the street in some alley. That seemed like a safe area still I wouldn't get an expensive car there or have my belongings on…

Good Thursday afternoon visit. My first time seeing the same girl twice. For those that don’t know, the club is in an industrial area, not super nice but not super sketchy either, I’ve never had a…

Déjà vu was a bust for me today. There were a handful of dancers—Charlie, Kiana, Tia, Sylvie, and another who I never saw close up or heard her name. I wasn’t wowed by the offerings. For…

First time back here in about a year. Was a friday at 10pm. Big parking Lott,well lit half paved other side gravel,felt safe. Building is in good shape,walk in 5 dollar cover, clean bathroom…

Showed up to Playhouse for an efficient visit on Wednesday afternoon around 3:30. Solid lineup of usual suspects per the outgoing phone message: Leah, Erica, Tatianna, Devon, Cayenne, Jolie, Sharon, Andrea, Kennedy etc.…

Went on a Tuesday night around 10:00pm, 1st time ever going here. Cover was $20, parking lot was half full. There were maybe 20 patrons, everyone wa pretty chill including the talent. Went and sat…

The club is behind an adult book store. It has a small stage and a bar that serves non-alcoholic beverages. The strip club is supposed to open at 4:00. I got there…

Arrived around 3:30, mandatory valet for $8 paid on exit. No cover for my arrival. Club layout has been described in depth and still relevant. Took a seat at the bar…

1st time visiting, parking was half full at around 11pm, found place out front. Get the security check at front door, paying the $10 cover charge. Entered through the door with DJ on the right…

As I was driving to one of my go to clubs, I found out that I needed to take a business call a few hours later. Rather than risking Atlanta traffic for a visit to…

Took a Thursday visit this past month and it did not rock my world. I got in and paid my dues, sat down in the dark. Got my change and tipped the server.…

Went in on a weekday afternoon. No cover charge. To my right were a handful of tables and the bar. To the left, some more seating, the stage, and a VIP section. Bartender was cute and…

I went back to FlashDancers Downtown last Wednesday night. I arrived around 9:30 and stayed until 11:30pm. The place is still the same as many have reviewed on here - small, but generally upscale compared…

I arrived at BT's about 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Sign for valet parking says $10, but they collect the money when you come out, not when you park. Once you enter, it's a $20…

Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m and…

Walking in pretty busy no where to sit. Small tables with chairs on each side. Looked like 2 stages not sure. Stage seating, and a few booths. Seems like bottle service only. I didn’t want…

I stopped by on a Monday evening around 8:30 pm. The bouncer did the basic pat down at the door and the charge to enter was $20 and I was informed I was required…

Made my way to Diamond Club about 2 p.m. on a recent Friday. It was a first-time visit to this particular club for me, although I'm fairly well versed in ATL clubs. No fee parking…

So my first time I'm Vegas, and my experience with strip clubs has been tame. So keep that in mind. I went here 1 ish in the afternoon, and it was dead AF. I legit thought…