Reviews

Was in the area and stopped by Sahara on Friday afternoon. Got there at 12:15, quick pat down and free entrance with purchase of a drink. Not sure if it’s free before a certain time…

Having been to Desire a dozen times and Foxy a couple times, was interested in trying something new. Read a few reviews of this place, which were mostly not great but there were a few…

I went Christmas weekend with a couple hundred dollars and had a great time. Cover charge was $20. Club was packed with many hot girls with ethnicities of Asian, black, white, and Latina. Club stays…

$25 cover charge to get in. It was still a little early in the evening so early for many customers but late enough there seemed to be plenty of women. I don't hear well so…

This place is amazing with plenty of beautiful women of varying ethnicitys. It's huge and has multiple dance areas and about 6 dance platforms and a middle stage. The music was nice and set at…

This is the best place on the island, but that's not saying much. I did enjoy myself here, but will elaborate so you can decide whether or not it's worth your money. I'll also provide…

Had to share my latest adventure – a Thursday night visit to this club that's been on my radar. First off, the layout? Super unique. It's got three stages: two are these cool circular…

I was in Malvern, working for a big giant there. So, I finally decided to go to this dive joint and make my TUSCL dream come true. I went there on three occasions, all Saturdays…

Went on friday night around 9.00 pm. There is paid parking across the street. It used to be $5.00 I think. Now it is $10.00. Parking was full. I came out of the lot took…

A friend who's also a club aficionado and I happened to be in Madison a few weekends back for a convention. We both favor full-nude clubs when available, so we decided to check out this…

This is beginning to be a monthly review. Got to the club around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Once inside there is a girl taking the cover charge. 2 dollar cover. I kid…

Context: I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan state in Australia.…

This is in a small town outside of Bozeman Montana. I had read about this place online and wanted to try it after have a good experience at a strip club in California on my…

Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee. Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here. Grabbed a Corona for…

Me and my friends went here on s Friday night. Entry was 30 bucks each. VIP was $25. With VIP you get, a wrist band which allows you access to another lounge where lap dances…

Went earlyish (10pm) on a tuesday night. Initially it was almost deserted - two girls, no dancing on stage. (To be fair, it was December). One of the girls was pretty aggressive about asking for…

It looked like a small club from the outside, there is a center stage and a bar, almost all the seats were around the stage, i don’t think i was about to find a separate…

Friday, December 15, 2021, 6AM to 10 AM, "Toys for Tatas!" I arrived after 730 AM. The parking lot was almost full with no line at the door. Santa Claus greeted me at the door with…

Layout: Pat down at the entrance. $15 cover charge at the door. $8 drink inside. Center Stage with rolling chairs in the first 2 rows with bar style seating and back benches and side benches. Specials…

A friend wanted to go down because he heard they were having toys for tatas. We decided to head down the placed open at 6am, we got in around 6:15. The place was popping, tables…

Went here on my recent trip to Bangkok. There was no entry fee when I arrived around 9 pm. The club is rather small (rectangular shaped) with a stage in the middle (kind…

Two years ago, I did not know what TUSCL was and now I am only 660 reviews behind my friend Muddy. I had such a great time last week with Mary Jane that I returned.…

Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…

Went by to spend some money that I won in the casinos. The place itself is pretty cool. It's clean and it was packed when I got there around 1am. There's one big stage in…

This is a summary of two visits, one on Thursday and then the following the last Monday before Christmas. I am visiting the ol hometown for the end of year festivities and other stuff…

Context: In town for Halloween weekend for homecoming and decided to go with some of my guys. Had never visited before and went to the club after midnight on a Saturday. Parking: I believe it…

This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street. Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there before 7 p…

I arrived late evening after having the night off of work on a Thursday night three weeks ago. Parking is fenced in and fairly private. I was greeted by a pretty nice door man. Interior…

First the basics that rarely does anybody care about but somebody always criticizes leaving out. The parking is gravel and has some good size puddles, but not moon craters. The further reaches of the parking…

After a multi-year hiatus from the clubs I decided to visit the Criket Saturday early afternoon (for research). Good vibe in the place from the bouncers and staff. I got a booth and a drink,…

So it was my first time at Goldrush and didn't know what to expect, except for it being a black club. I got there at 9pm and it was fairly empty. There were maybe 6…

I have been to TC several times over the last couple years. Some visits good, some not so good. This one was just ehhhh. Quick layout of the club. Pay the girl at the front…

Arrived here on a Tuesday around 1PM. Parking lot was pretty empty. They share the lot with a training school for airline mechanics. Signs all over for Oz parking only. That must be a problem…

Visited Oz on a weekday afternoon and the place was packed! Very few chairs to sit (and this is a fairly large club) and there were at least 15-20 girls working. Beers were well priced…

The club description: the parking lot is rough, potholes, and more than a little broken glass. Enter through the side door, interior is typically dark. It looks like they may have made a few improvements,…

After a work dinner, around 11, I decided to stop in for a beer and a bit of fun. I took an Uber from the strip to the Casino across the Nugget…

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come in…

I don't go here often but I've stopped in enough times in the past to at least track it over time. I think that in the past, the girls definitely used to be better. Maybe…

With how my last few trips here have been at night closer to weekends, I'm not sure how I expected anything more than disappointment. Obligatory club details first even though they've been listed a TON…

I visited Fantasia in the early afternoon. I think they'd just opened up. When I got there, none of the dancers were ready yet. But I didn't have anywhere else to be,…

First Club visit after several weeks dry spell: (Last visit October). I had mixed feelings, but overall glad I went if only to break dry spell and gather some intel for future visits. YMMV applicable…

Arrived early afternoon, stopped at Henry's first (see review). Not too many cars in the parking lot. Paid the $5 and got a ticket. Sat down by the tables near the vip.…

Context: I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was a Wednesday night…

I was in town for work and decided to hit up this place since bomb cabaret was closed on Mondays. Used an uber but parking lot looked safe. Paid doorman $10 and walked. Club is…

I made the mistake of going here after stopping at baby dolls. The attraction to this club was many fond memories of chair forts, and BJ’s right out on the main floor. I think that…

On a recent trip to Dallas, I had a half a day to kill. What better way to spend it than at baby dolls Emporium. Walking in, cover was three dollars and you are greeted…

This is a weird club. (Mostly due to the state). I was visiting the area but sorta knew what to expect. It's a "private club" which means you have to give ID, and they scan…

Best club in Sacramento still. I won't repeat the layout description because it's the same. The hot cashier lady was back. Not sure what her name is but she's been a fixture for years. It wouldn't…

Arrived around 8 PM on a Wednesday evening. $25 at the door plus an ID scan to get in. Upon entering realized I should have just thrown my money away. Lights were not even turned…

Rest a Bit is a great idea unfortunately these women are either too old to still be doing this or too out of shape to have ever done this line of work. The positive…

Will cover two daytime visits. Friday and Sunday. Both days really slow but on Sunday it seemed every customer was looking for their regular and that was about it. Parking is free…

Took a few months off from this place after it got raided. Walked in around 2 pm on a Thursday. Place is very dark so be prepared to go blind for a few…

I showed up around 5 PM which was happy hour. There was a great selection of girls there. I think there was probably about 10 girls on the floor when I got there. Most of…

Was bored on a rainy Sunday night and decided to check this place out. The club is just off the main road, smallish parking lot but you should have problems finding a spot.…

After a sub par day time visit some weeks ago I decided to give Silver another shot. Energy was instantly different upon entry, no cover, grabbed a free table seat and 2 for 11…

Arrived here after midnight on a thursday in a group of 4 of us. We had pre-paid for a bottle and seat ahead of time over the phone. I remember feeling like it was a…

Came here on a Tuesday night. As I walk up to the club, I am met by the nicest bouncer I have met so far. He was so friendly and was clear about the type…

Showed up about 11pm on a Saturday. Greeted by the security duo at the top of the stairs. Let ‘em know that it was my first visit and they gave me the lay of the…

Here I was in the club. It had been a while so I was pretty anxious to get the party started. Let's see, I saw Monse, Adore, and Cartman, whoops wrong show.…

I been wanting to write a review while actively in a club for a minute and and do a "real time review. And woah and behold I find myself on the East Side…

So I decided to stop by Club wax on a Saturday since I had some free time on my hands. I arrived in the afternoon. In the past I’ve paid $5 for parking however there…

Had some time to spare and was about 10 minutes from the place, so decided to drop by. The place is on a busy main road, and there's no parking for the location. Found a…

The cover is $17 Domestic beer is $8 The regular dance is $20 The parking is $20 (very small parking lot) a park in the next building for $20 Dj was ok he playing reggaeton for the Cuban girls…

The Hole is a smaller suburban club in a residential area. There is plenty of parking and it's safe. The dancers are primarily AA with some Latinas and white girls are sprinkled in.…

This will be my last review for 2023 and not much different than any other that I have done for this club. I normally avoid Fridays and Saturdays due to the large crowds. I dislike…

So it was my first time at Diamond. I stopped by Monday at 5pm and it was an interesting place. Like others have said, it's smaller and the ceiling is low. You walk in, the…

I'm taking a break from holiday shopping to put up a review here - my trips to Desire are what I think of as an up-close exposure to the "best of all possible stocking stuffers". Kind…

This review was my xmas gift to myself. Rolled up to Pans. Seattle clubs ate full service clubs. Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing extras. Pandoras and…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an easy 15-20 min drive or…

Well, once again I go in search for some sexy women with a buddy of mine. We decide to hit the library in Redlands, while there we buy a pitcher of Coronas for about $30…

Entered late on Sunday night. Bar is a large rectangle. Plenty of small tvs and a few large screens to watch tge game. Weird smell coming from bathroom. Even though I was far away from…

Never been here in the daylight before so figured what the hell. I called ahead and was told that three girls were working. I showed up around 3pm. I’m not going to…

Before I get started with the review there are a few things you have to know about this place: 1) It has changed owners and changed names. It is now called Pavlov's which is either a…

It's been a long time since I've been here. This spot was happening, parking lot was fairly full but mostly due to a lot of dancers and I do mean A LOT! Cover…

Arrived around 3:30pm on a Tuesday. No cover before night shift (which I think starts around 7pm?) you just walk right in, which I did and headed straight to the bar. There were only about…

Venturing out on a Thursday night to this particular club turns out to be a delightful experience, especially for those who appreciate a touch of elegance in their evening outings. Atmosphere: Upscale, sophisticated decor catering…

I have traveled this area for years and used to stop by here occasionally when it was worth it. I had a taste for a beer so why not…

I haven't seen a lot of breakdowns of Club Lust. This review will aim to provide that. If I miss something or am mistaken, feel free to add/correct me in the comments.…

As it was Christmas, it was time to drop off a few items. Got there around 2:30, actually a little late for me. New guy on the door, very professional, quick pat down then $10…

I was here on a Saturday a few weeks back. Usually, I'm here between 8:30 PM – 10:30 PM. This time I wanted to check the club at a slightly later time. This time I…

Arrived at CF at around 1:35pm (12/11). Parking lot was almost half full. Walked in through metal detector, looked around saw about 7-8 dancers (and roughly the same number of customers, i think).…

This was my first time at polekatz. I came in from out of town on a business trip and only had two days. I reviewed club reviews on Google and did a short search on…

Arrived around four with about 10 other cars there. Parking lot is fenced in for a reason. Never felt uneasy but a few customers have been robbed in the lot so they put…

Was here last Friday night from 9 pm to around 2 am. Entrance was 50 euros. Probably around 30 ladies working and of relatively decent quality. Beers 4 euro for 250 ML. Not sure why they…

Went on a Saturday night around 9pm. Was not very busy. A few guys playing pool in the back talking about college football, a couple at the bar. A few in the little booths along…

I haven’t visited in a while so decided to give it a try. The last time I went to Fannies the place was closed on a random day that it should have been open.…

Still the same strange setup here. Nestled in a residential area (please be respectful of the nearby residents) with easy street parking. Walk of shame through the pair of doors. Small stage…

I came on a weekend I believe, I had been drinking so I used Uber. When I got out of the Uber I left my phone in the car. Security of the establishment, helped me…

Have been to Vivide a few times but always on a Saturday afternoon. Tried an early evening (6:30) on a Thursday. Was able to get a spot in the close lot as it seems folks were…

Wax still has the same layout so won't go into detail about it. I got there around 4:30pm on a Sunday. There was about 10 girls working and about 15 customers. They lost their liquor…

I went to Bar TD Richelieu on a Friday night at midnight. The strip club is a small building on the southeast corner of the intersection of Route 112 and Route 133. It is only…

So this was my first time at fannies. As others have mentioned, it feels like a dive bar. Anyway, I got there around 6pm on Sunday and was walking in. The security guy was sitting…

This is a composite review of a few visits on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. I probably would not have kept returning if I wasn’t working so close by. The parking lot for the Gentleman Club…

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped but…

Stopped by on sunday night. Cover is $10. No security pat down or license check but the club does have a police detail working weekend nights which is nice if needed but the…

I went back. So to get the layout out ... When you enter the pay desk is to the right. You then go straight and you are on the back left of the main room/stage. To…

Came in on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving around 11pm. Called an Uber from my hotel on the strip which cost about $20 before tip. Got dropped off at the front and once I walked…

I went to Dangerous Curves at 20:45 on a Friday night. Parking is free on the street after 18:00. There was no cover charge. Sincweisers were $4 in bottles. I bought a dancer a cocktail,…

It amazes me that reviews get rejected for “not enough detail” because you don’t talk about things that have already been talked about in so many other reviews, but OK here are the repeat details:…

The Cubans have arrived in Iowa. I came back to Mavericks after a long break and things have changed a bit. Mostly for the good. Entry is $3 with a wristband for reentry. You go through…