Reviews

With nothing else near Gainesville now that Coconuts has closed, this remains a well known establishment that serves diner food but no alcohol. I've been many times over the years but have…

Well did a follow up visit and sorry to say I did it before I saw the Lime List. Let me start at the beginning. Bought a drink for 21…

Last review was spot on, however an update on the prices is needed: Cover: $6 Drinks: $7 for local beer dances: $20 per song, with a $6 entrance fee for the booth bouncer Dances are still…

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't…

Went to flashdancers around 10pm on a Wednesday. Place was pretty empty for its size - probable 20 customers and similar number of dancers. On average 10-15 were seen on the floor. I…

I visited Foxy Lady a few weeks ago on a Sunday evening. This was my first time there and there were around 15-20 patrons in the club. No cover charge upon entry,…

I was in Fort Wayne and decided to check out club 44. I arrived around 12am. The cover was $10. The club is supposedly a “black” club but there was a mixed…

Context: My goal is to make 7 visits (give or take) to this club between now and mid-September. At first that doesn’t seem like such a tall order but there is only…

Went up to Duluth for a buddies birthday, tried to convince him to come out to a club to celebrate. He eventually gave in and we went to Club Saratoga around Midnight…

I’ve noticed a gradual decline in the quality of girls at this club over the past 2 years. To be fair, that observation would also apply to pretty much all clubs in…

I had a long lunch break, so I decided to do the responsible thing, and go to a strip club. This was my first time going to Sinsations. I was there early…

Had some good luck lately in La Gloria, so after cruising almost all the clubs worth checking out, I ended up in La Gloria at about 2:00 am. Layout is not complicated. A…

Arrived around 4:30p on a Friday, it's located on a busy street and has a good amount of parking. I got there half hour after they opened and noticed not many cars…

The location and costs are captured in the club summary and have not changed. Hadn't been to Pigale in a few years and decided to drop in on a Tuesday afternoon that…

I'll preface this by saying that I've been a member of Rosewood/Die Happy for a few years, so I'm finally getting around to sharing my experience. TL;DR, Rosewood is great. It's a…

I stopped into The Hi-Liter on St Patrick’s Day afternoon. I arrived around 3pm. The parking lot was maybe 1/2 full. I was greeted at door by a friendly bouncer,…

We get the great super off-peak hours in our winter electric rates here in AZ. I discovered Bourbon Street’s super off-peak hours on Sunday about 6:30. I know- it’s not anyone’s first…

So been curious about this place for a while. Went in only one girl was working but she was smoking hot,beautiful face,nice tan skin and an amazing ass. I asked if there…

Club details: paradise is in a strip mall and has plenty of parking. I walked through and paid a $20 cover and they say a drink minimum, and the stage is in…

I came to Chicas Locas at about 2pm in the afternoon on a Monday. There was about 25 or so girls working at that time. The place had some patrons here and…

Stopped on a Sunday, i believe it’s the only one in the area open regularly on Sunday’s. Parking is a gravel lot on a side street. Felt pretty safe during the day…

Decided to try this club out after being away for a few years. Parking lot is free behind the club. Walked in and paid the $10 cover and sat at…

Lincoln Park, MI. Saturday night. Suburbs of Detroit. Seems like area is ok to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front. ID check. $10 or $20 cover can't remember…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. Parked outside the lot and just walked. The valet doesn't hassle me. I walk in, cover is $20. I mighta gotten pat down,…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was coming from Legends a couple blocks away. A lot of people in this area, there's also casinos around here too. A lot crooks out and about too.…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't…

As promised, I returned on the Monday to see Peaches and Nicole. Same $20 entry, but no free pat-down this time. I got my $10 water from the bar, tipping a dollar to…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water.…

Hadn't been here for a few years, so decided to give it another go, as I usually have a great time here. Entry was $20 with free pat-down, and a one drink…

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit.…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick…

I get to Tampa a few times a year. This visit put me there on a Monday night which is usually a pretty quiet night at Scarlett's. Paid the $10 door fee…

Desperation set in. Middle of the afternoon and the lineup at Risque was lacking. Decided to take a peek in PHL. Right off 130, huge pink building, you can’t miss it. Parking…

The girls here used to be stunning (and fully nude all the time). As other reviewers have mentioned, there's been a big drop off. I agree, but overall, I found that the…

This place just isn't the Porthole of old. About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still…

I was in Austin for a night on business, so I figured I'd drop by Foxy's to check it out. Overall, I had an enjoyable evening, but quickly ran out of…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to…

Arrived on Friday after 1am. The club was packed with customers and 20+ girls. I noticed that all attractive/hot girls come there on Friday+weekends. I have been to this place during weekdays…

Forgive me please. I from Vietnam. My English no good. I try and right review. Ok Pandora very good. Very nice. I pay $21 for enter. I get 7up. I go daytime.…

Decided to drop by Platinum West as I was back home for St. Patty's Day weekend. I arrived around Midnight and there was not a seat open in the house. This is…

It's been a while since I have went to BTs, figure I would give it a try. I did valet my car, and noticed the valet girl took a pic of…

Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover.…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of…

Simple id check. No cover, which is surprising considering I came in at like 11 at night. Place is absolutely PACKED with ALL Cubans ranging from 2 to 9. Ages 18 to…

After reading some reviews I will begin to describe my journey to the pink palace not my first visit here but the first one on a Saturday evening. I was with a…

Quick Summary: Cheetah I find is the most well rounded club in the area. The atmosphere is lively but still offers a sort of relaxed feel. The girls are on average…

Went to Ricks on a Sunday night. Arrived there around 930PM. There were about 10 girls working that night. All the girls seemed friendly and there was a mixed…

Quick Summary: The Trap has the most party atmosphere in the area. The music is loud, often times oppressively so. There is a fair amount of make it rain, showy type…

The club is located on the Southbound side of Route 9 just north of thee light for Church Rd. There are numerous massage parlors both north and south of the club,…

I arrived around 12:30PM. No cover. I found a table and then looked around for dancers. I did not see any dancers. After waiting 20 minutes, Baltimore arrived. It took her 15…