Reviews

Chapeau Vert is like the call of the Sirens. You know nothing good will result from going closer, yet the eager optimist sometimes prevails and you allow yourself to be drawn in. The club is…

I visited for the first time in a while on Thursday evening. No physical changes to the club--still very nice and clean without being too posh. It was about 8 p.m so it…

I arrived around 5:30 after a business meeting in the area. Nothing changed inside the club. It is still very nice and very clean with excellent service both at the tables and the…

For having a monopoly on the business in the KW area this club is dissapointing. Too many songs in between ladies on the stage while we were there... and the cost of drinks is quite…

Titillations is definitely among the better go-go bars in NJ, but it isn't quite what it used to be. No cover charge, great drink specials, gorgeous girls, and semi-private LD area. But there isn't enough variety with…

Made a trip all the way from DC to this joint. I had heard that you get best mileage for your money here, and man mileage you get. Not much variety in ethnicity of dancers.…

Just to start, this club IS NOT OPEN ON SUNDAYS... I passed by yesterday (Sunday) and wanted to get some cheap food (the food is VERY CHEAP and quite good) and some beers while having some…

I used to frequent this place when I lived in Houston. Friday afternoon buffet was usually a good time. It's a 50/50 split with the girls. some are just bad dancers, they just kinda…

I decided to try out Fuego after reading the reviews here. My visit there was a good one! The parking area was well lit and I didn't feel unsafe walking to the club. As stated…

I went there on FRIDAY NIGHT whenthe moon was full and we were full of beer and indian food... I like this club, it is just the RIGHT SIZE. It's pretty and the staff is friendly. Paid $5…

first off the overview for this club has always been incorrect: 1. No full nude dances here 2. No full nude lap dancers 3. No private lap dance rooms - only a VIP area 4. finally if you are…

Went on a friday afternoon at about 3: 30 qhen I had about an hour before I had to meet my wife. Only 5 dancers on...all of them cute in their own way but none…

Dancers are fat, saggy boobs, stretch marks! Waitresses are slow & lazy. You have to set your table on fire to get their attention! Valet is is up to $7 now! Cover charge is $20,…

Easy to find with GPS. Located not to far off the Highway in an industrial zone. Plenty of security in the parking lot. When you arrive you will be frisked at the door leave your…

For real?!? $20 table dances and then nothing else until you get into the $300 and up range for any kind of VIP??? too rich for my blood.. i will spend money in clubs but…

Hadn't been back to Buck's in a while but decided to return for the $1.75 longneck Wednesday. The club has been open for over a year now and they've done a great job maintaining it.…

PE is a bit of a second rate club in the NF area. The private dances area is pretty gloomy, behind the DJ's booth. No real booths, just a few worn-out couches. Although the good news…

Had some time while in Vegas for a few days to go by Cheetahs and look up a dancer recommended by earlier reviews. Walked right in, a friendly looking place, and found a seat…

Went on a Saturday night. What started out as a slow night ended up being standing room only after 1:00 am. It seems Kalamazoo really likes to hide their strip clubs. Angels is off of…

A co-worker told me about this club as it's one of his favorite daytime hangouts. I never knew they had girls dancing (lap & pole) during the daytime. We went there around 3pm…

For real?!? $20 table dances and then nothing else until you get into the $300 and up range for any kind of VIP??? too rich for my blood.. i will spend money in clubs but…

Decided to stop by an all nude club and see the difference between it and a topless club. As others have stated, not the best looking place, and you walk through the bookstore on…

First, let me start this review off by saying,WOW Bazz & Crue what a pleasant surprise. I decided to hit up Bazz & Crue after being convinced by a partner of mine to…

Stopped by briefly...saw a couple of very nice looking stallions. I didn't stay very long as I had some business to take care of. I would've waited but I had a really rough day and…

I stopped by Atlantis after a little hiatus to give the club another try. In the first half hour, I was approached by 3 dancers, all relatively unattractive, and they seemed unhappy to be there.…

This clube would be #2 in the area Sunset (had an internal fire but since refurbed and reopened) being the worst. $10.00 cover $5.00 NA beer. The girls were more interested in the…

Open Thursday-Friday-Saturday only. 6-12 only. This place is on US23 just north of the main part of Clayton (1.5 miles N of where US23 crosses US76). It is on the west side of the road. It is…

This is a dive and the girls rANGE A 3-8, but they had many to choose from. They also need to dim the lights. $10.00 cover $20.00 dances. they will grind…

great place for showing up by your lonesome, as the ladies there make you feel right at home. definitely worth visiting multiple times... stopped by this club while in transit (as there are billboards for…

Heavenly Bodies is about as good or bad as Chicago clubs get. Any mileage is more an exception than a rule. The club is rather large though it looks pretty dumpy from the…

It was the afternoon, so I guess the fact that the place was empty and there were only 2 dancers is not such a bad thing, but really, only 2 dancers? Are we open for…

Out of the 4 or 5 dancers, only one was worthy of taking her clothes off in public! But that one was great in the lap dance, and quite beautiful, although she is also getting…

This place is the worst of the three in the area (#1 Fantasy Island on 9w, #2 Pleasure Island on 17k). It just was refurbished after an interior fire. So now it is…

So I hadn't been to Camelot's for ages and would have remained fat dumb and happy had my favorite dancer not split the scene from a rival club and ended up working there. I…

This is by far the worst club I have ever been to. From the outside it looked cool went through the pat down and paid my 20 admission. I went in the club which was…

The place is ok..nothing fancy or over the top. Girls are very friendly, some are attractive and range between 30 and 40. Decent crowd, no one in there looked threatening or frightening. Girls will hound…

Went in on a Sun eve and was surprised how packed the place was. The layout is nothing more than a rectangular room with a stage in the middle. You get a good view of…

This is a club I frequent regularly ten dollar cover on the weekend since the remodeling a bit more room easier to find a seat most of the waitresses are nice and friendly and attractive…

It's a 15 dollar cover and the drinks are very pricey before you've sat down for five minutes your outta thirty bucks the girls are very hot and there are a lot of them other…

Went here for my brother's bachelor party and got 4 beautiful honeys to take us in the back room to have a good time. They were young African American girls who would do anything…

Ok, it appears as if my last attempt to review this club was too short and therefore rejected. I thought it was better to come to the point and say more with fewer words but…

Was in town on business and decided to drop by this place. There are very few clubs in Windsor but I was told this not a bad place. Place is smaller than I'm…

I was visiting a friend in Lansing and decided to stop by here, as I haven't been here in a while. Anyways, I paid the cover and, needless to say, I didn't leave disappointed. As…

As a newbie, I've hit the local clubs. Twice. Sin Rock disappointed six months ago. No customers, no pretty women, no action. But I tried again. Fool me twice... This is…

Right. This place is a home away from home for me. I am not sure what a bad habit is, but I am racking up a visit every ten days or so.…

Tuesday night is $2 drink night at Hustler. Walked in around 10:00, and it felt like a party atmosphere. The club was much more crowded that I expected for a Tuesday night.…

Went to the Horse again a few Fridays ago. Like usual, things are hit or miss there. Sometimes things are off, and sometimes you hit a god evening there. Friday was the…

This place is exactly what you've read written on here already. A shit-hole of a club physically, but with real value if you're able to get it out of the place, but watch out! You…

Actually, this is the second Saturday afternoon, 5ish, that I decided to stop by Camelot. I had such a great time the first time that I had to go back to make sure before…

I went to Atlanta to look at a car so I used it as an excuse to hit Follies earlier in the day than normal. I parked across the street. I arrived at 2PM…

This club is down the street from my apartment so I go here most of the time when I go to a strip club. The dancers are pretty, but they're not models. Some of them…

I've been to 3 or 4 different Deja Vu clubs and the one in Rancho Cordova remains my favorite. The quality of dancers varies on any given night but there are typically 2 or…

This is really a very nice club and one of my favorites in the D. Haven't been here is a while so I was pleasantly surprised to see some that the private lap dance area…

Got in town early this trip, told the wifey I had a friday meeting as well as a Monday afternoon meeting, and Tuesday AM meeting hoping to be back in southern CALIF later Tuesday night.…

I came here to meet Shadowcat since he was in the area and this was the club that he decided to try out. We both skipped the front based on the reviews and went…

damnnn goood ! Big club .. niceee girls .. $10 lap dances worth the money .. Alright now that the one line review is done, time to get in detail. Location: I could find it pretty…

This place never ceases to amaze me at the value of a dollar. The normal dollar parade will be slightly annoying but the one drink minimum is not bad with no cover at the door…

This will be my 4th trip to the FC. I'm kind of getting use to it now. Started with a drink at the main floor bar so I could see all the strippers on stage.…

When I walked in I paid the usual $10 cover and brought my own beer.The atmosphere was very lively and packed, although dark,it's a very small strip club compared to other ones in town.The dancers…

Another trip to the BML and another fun time. I arrived a little before 10 p.m. and the parking lot had a number of vehicles. I walked in and paid my $12 cover.…

The Blockist visited the Pussycat in the context of a random search for a favorite dancer with enviable talent in providing Block-oriented services. Sho had assumed a low profile after a bad experience at another…

Some things vary about this place. Sometimes you pay your cover at the door, sometimes at the bar. Sometimes you get patted down at the door, sometimes not. Sometimes they make you…

My first visit to Lollipops after 4 years. Things have changed a bit, specially in tha back. Value for drinks is still ok, parking is still difficult, if the club is packed like it was…

As my first time in a strip club , I went to PGC. I got in with a free pass which was great, and the drinks were cheaply priced. On Tuesdays, $1 keystones…

i am cheap...like clark howard....early bird is the best time for me .... at noon.......you got the bar to yourself..and the wolf pack will target you for dances ... and more wolves check in…

Way above average and comfortable place to spend an afternoon with half priced drinks and half dressed ladies. Mixed ethnicity and ages but all an 8 or above with Layla and Brooklyn being legit 9.5's…

This was the first time in quite a while that I have been at this club at night. Lately, I had been going during the day. I was stunned with what I found. This place…

visited fantasia again. my last few visits have not been great. the jukebox is next to the stage. the dance pole doesn't go to the ceiling. the dancing is uninspired. but that could all be…

A favorite hangout well managed with an eclectic staff of mixed origins ages and races all very good to stunning. There are Asian heritage barristas like Cherry Toni and Desiree who are super servers and…

Great club lots of girls everywhere you look. Cheap dances and cheap drinks. Got a lapdance from a hot girl took it to a private room and got a blowjob. Great value will definitely visit…

When I walked in I paid the usual $10 cover and brought my own beer.The atmosphere was somewhat dead today, probably the time of day.The dancers here are very friendly.When I walked in it was…

I recently went to Teasers for the first time. I have to say I was quite surprised. It is rather nice inside, probably one of the better ones in the triangle. There were girls of…

Ohh man this is my favorite club. Every single time i am in Dallas, baby doll is a must. My trip to Dallas feels empty if I don't hit the club. Anyways I went there…

Get past the awful parking lot and the small dive bar (being kind) vibe, some of the dancers here make this a gem. So, if you are heading west on route 20, save yourself some alignment…

After some bad experiences here, I finally found a regular girl I like. If you are a first time visitor, you probably won't have any girls volunteer to sit and chat with you. You'll need…

I have been arriving earlier so I see more of how the club changes in the late night hours on Saturday night. I'm going to break my review down by time. @ 11 PM, plenty of seats,…

FM Entertainment definitely put a good deal of money into the new digs for the maid downtown. The inside is very nice, from the wallpaper, to the translucent main bar, to the quality of the…

Last Monday dayshift had some real cute girls, most fairly down to earth with cool personalities. Can't beat the lapper price at $10 and drinks are reasonably priced. Good music and good times…

Went in about 3:30 or so. Cover was 3 buck not bad at all. Only had one dancer that kept approaching me and a friend. She was a 5, a couple of 8s dancing. Drinks…

if you go on the right night then you will see more then a few good looking and good dancers.the day shift is not the best i would not go in the day.the nights are…

Stopped in on a Friday evening as I was on my way home to Eastern Nebrasaka. One dancer was really nice to me and I got a bed dance with her. It was…

The place is one of the most unique set ups. Girl decals on the walls, Sparkle stages, around 6 poles that spin so lots of entertaining pole tricks. Good happy hour prices and the service…

I stayed in one of the hotels couple of yards from this one so thought i'd visit this one.I concur with one of the reviews down below where they mention this is…

I need to mention, before I even begin the review of this place, that I will have to give Kahoots a second try sometime in the future, because it can be THAT…

I stopped in here on a Tuesday evening. The good: It appeared there is no cover this night, as it was fairly late and nobody was at the door charging cover. The…

Of the clubs I was going to visit in Columbus this is the one I had the least hope for in having a good time. I was wrong. I entered the club into…

Lap dances are 20$, a lot of contact. No nudity in lap dance. Topless dancers. Mostly russians at night, hispanic in the morning. 4 dancers at a time on main stage. 3 stages: 1 main…

This place is definitely blue collar, really for regulars who want to hang out, talk to the girls and aren't looking for private dances. There is no contact, but the girls will come sit…

I have been to Fantails for several years when in town on business or golf. It had been a reliable place for a little action with decent looking women. Usually at least one or two…

I am going to have to give 2 different reviews on this club in the same review. The ratings reflect the 2nd visit. INITIAL VISIT - 9:30 pm Dancers…

I have been to Sammy's in Pcola a couple of times now and to be honost I don't know how they stay in business. It was early in the evening around 6 or 7 O'clock…

Bouzouki's was a great trip for me, especially after a trip to bookies. It had a good atmosphere, the dancers were gorgeous, and it was not too difficult to get a good seat. The drinks…

"Kein Mann ist frei mit Gepack". Yes, if you have baggage, you're not free to explore and nose around. However, this place is within walking distance (even with a suitcase) from the intercity…

Stopped into Le Girls late one night and found a fun atmosphere. The club had plenty of dancers that were mostly young and slender. They were doing a 4 song for $20 promotion. The songs…

If I had never set foot in a Texas strip club, and had to picture one in my mind, this is exactly what it would look like. I walked in for the first time Friday…

Basically, you give the russian dude a fee for the length of the lapdance and your tip with the lady you pick will get you a dance according to how much you pay. the 4 girls…

I liked it, Im not a big strip club guy, I enjoy the hunt more then the meal. However this place was pretty nice. The strippers were ok, I didnt see any track lines down…

I visited XTC for the first time in about a year and a half and it's one of my favorites. It hasn't changed much. The area is a little ugly and the parking…

If you are looking for a West Virginia Strip Club, this is it! We showed up on a Sunday afternoon and lasted about 20 minutes! $1 handjobs, $3.75 Miller Lites, and I saw one titty. Save…

Recently went to this club because of all the noise about the new private dance area, I was not disappointed. There were about half a dozen dancers and only two were decent looking. One…