Reviews

A work trip to Florence left me with a free evening so I made a visit to The Trophy Club. It was a Wednesday night with $2 beer specials. Not much has changed…

This review covers a visit I made in January while in Memphis on business. Even though I knew the laws had just changed, I decided to stop in anyway to check the place out.…

Made another trip to the Mons, this time on a Wednesday. Used to be that this club was awesome any day any time, but now seems good one day and bad another. This…

This was maybe my worst visit here ever. It was a very slow night, with only five dancers visible at all, and the one I was most interested in spent all her time with the…

Based on some recent TUSCL comments, I decided to try this club again after a disappointing visit to Cadillac Lounge. Things were much livelier here, with more customers and more dancers. The downstairs section was…

I went to Vic's last Saturday. As the last poster stated there is a $5 dollar cover to get into the club. Drink are not cheap however. A domestic beer (Budweiser) cost…

I stopped by hoping that a dancer I had heard about would be dancing. Unfortunately she wasn't there but I did sit down at the rack and enjoy a few dancers. The club…

Pirates Cove is over on the east side of PDX on Sandy. I'd say it is probably known for its "unique" architecture than it is for the quality of its dancers. I don't mean to…

After my unmitigated disaster in London @ Solid Gold the night before, I was mercifully back in Toronto for an early flight back home. Restless I decided to go to one of the Sagua clubs…

Traveling through Milwaukee and had the itch so I stopped in at Crazyhorse on whim but with a little help from TUSCL. Walked in at 7 30PM $10 to get in and free beer till…

I absolutley love this place. I go here atleast once a month and always meet great dancers. My favorites by far are Hailey and Bridgett. They always make sure I have a good time. Place…

DVCOI what can I say. Almost always know what you are getting with this place and what kind of mileage you can get out of what girls. Definitely not a bad thing. Got a few…

I have to admit that my visit to Centerfolds tonight was a bit disappointing. You definitely get jumped on as soon as you walk through the door. Don’t get me wrong, the girls were great;…

I have been to Fantasy Island II a few times. This place is not much to look at on the outside and isn't really in the best of nieghborhoods. The inside apart is kinda dingy…

I usually frequent Treasures when I am in Houston, but my friend wanted to meet up at Centerfolds as things at T's were, in her words,"getting weird". I arrived shortly after 1 PM on a…

Only strip club I've been to that had a pool table in it. Had a bar vibe to it, at least if the bars you go to have scantily dressed women that'll rub your…

I'm a regular, but I've only been in during the nights, so I can't comment how the afternoon shifts (and girls) work out. Of course, being a franchised club, it's also pricier compared to…

Don't understand all the hype about this club. Friend of mine told me this club was the best of the best. Girls were average with a few hotties. Lap dances weren't even…

Arrived a little before 6:00 pm and immediately began searching for one of the recommended dancers. Saw a couple, but they were busy with what appeared to be regulars. Noticed a few new…

This is probably one of the best strip clubs out there, because of the attitude of the strippers, bouncers, and management. When I came in on a busy night, a lot of girls still…

Overall okay club experience, but for the only place close to wall street I kinda expected more. The doorway is I conspicuous and I walked right by it at first. I got a free laws…

Went about 11 or so on a Sunday night. They had a fair amount of girls (more girls AND guys there than the "classy" place up the street) and the atmosphere was pretty friendly. The…

This is 3rd visit to the Flight Club. The club is beautiful and the drinks are generous, but expensive. I arrived around 4:00, just in time to see all the dancers on the main stage.…

Well, For 1 You go to have fun, Yeah Not here, The girls ok, Not the hottest, One friendly one looks ok, Then you get the guy up front, who act's like a pimp, who…

This is a relative new club in town. The club has a nice interior, although quite dark. I suspect they intended it to be a topless club, but were unable to get a liquor license.…

This is an excellent club. Upon entry the club seemed kind of small but there are private booths out of sight that extends the club further. I went on a Wednesday night and it was…

I returned to my once favorite club on a Tuesday night around 7. Things are looking up a little. The dancers, although only 5, were all attractive in the range of 7-8.…

The atmosphere is alright with the lack of privacy the only downside. The lower prices of dances comes at a price of lowered quality of dancer and dance. Definitely no touching at all outside…

Went there after dinner as kind of a starter for the evening. Was BYOB so that was nice. Brought in some crown that ended up being very popular with the ladies. Walked…

Went to Admiral for a bachelor party on a Saturday night. There were two porn star headliners that were AWESOME! The show offstage was the greatest thing I've ever seen. If the…

This is an old GoGo Bar but not bad.. no cover and fair price drinks. The Girls don't hound you that much for tips so your singles go alittle further. There was ONE really hot…

I was in Denver on business and used TUSCL to pick out this club. Normally I don't give out "10s", but this place was pretty close when it comes to PHYSICAL CLUB RATING.…

Mr m00tpoint and I were out for some adult fun last night and decided to check our Scores in Stone Park. Given the reviews we had read and our knowledge of how tight Chicago SC…

This place has changed a bit since my last review. There are new CRs whichwill end/shorten the wait on busy days and which are more more comfortable and a bit more private. The…

Entirely unimpressive, but not the worst. I was there Friday early evening, and while I didn't see the Cleveland Police on duty, it still was just...lame. Upon entering, and getting IDd by a distracted person…

Just moved to Seattle from San Francisco. I knew that the quality of clubs would generally be less but I was pleasantly surprised by Sands. The club is small and they don't have…

Stopped in with a friend after a concert at US Bank arena and decided to see what was up...2 minutes after walking in the door and sitting by the stage a dancer sat down next…

I'm just starting to come to Miami more frequently on business. I usually stay at the Hilton Hotel, Biscayne Bay, and have taken US-1 up Biscayne Blvd to Aventura. I have seen this club a…

This club is a little hard to find. Drive southeast on NY 376 for a mile and a half from the intersection of NY 113, County 77 and NY 376. the club is…

Another great afternoon at the cheetah. How can you go wrong with a free lunch and amazing looking ladies. I had a great steak and then some hot Ld's from a smoking hot blonde that…

The sad thing is that this is only real club left in Moncton. The place is in bad need of renovation. The girls were decent though, a couple of 7s, but most were 5-6s. More…

Stopped by to visit this club on a Friday night and was very happy with the club!! The prices were really good with no cover charge. Also, the dancers were a variety of sizes,…

Cheeks is a decent place. I've been there before, but now they've started dancing with pasties. Too bad, but Ohio sucks so no surprise. The ladies are hot and the club is decent. Not necessarily…

I have been here many times and the club is a nice facility. There has always been pleanty of eye candy and the girls always gave you plenty of attention. Plus, its the only club…

My frist trip to this club. It is located very close to Angel Stadium and the Honda Center. I arrived late afternoon and paid the cover, I think it was maybe $10 or…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9:00 p.m. Probably were about 10-12 ladies working. The club itself was a little dingy. Not top notch but not exactly a dive either. The girls were mostly…

I attended this club on a Thursday evening. This is the first and only club I have been to in the Quad Cities area, and was impressed with the overall value that exists out…

Dreams wednesday night is the place to be! Its ladies night and the club is full to the brim with almost as many females patrons as males. Theres even a line at the door so…

Went there on a Thursday night about 11:00 PM while I was in Lafayette for a business trip. The parking lot was full when I got there so I expected a decent crowd. But when…

Very nice club with beautiful women of all colors. Stopped by late evening with a buddy. Nice place but pretty far from downtown. Staff was nice but always staring at you as if you did…

I have to say overall I like this club. Yes it has all of the issues Miami clubs tend to have, but it is just what I want in a club. It is slightly seedy…

First visit to Mario's Showplace, pleasant exterior with upscale appearance in a no where location some 50 miles from Boston. Stopped by around 4:30 and the lot had a lot of cars but inside…

This review is for two visits to BTs. Others had described the club, etc. I will get right to the action. I stopped in on Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 P.M. after a business meeting nearby.…

Paradise has been my favorite club to visit for a long time now. It is the best value for what you get meaning that you get full contact 2 way lap dances for $10.…

Used to live in Fort Myers, left after High school. I came back and saw all of my friends from high school so wee hit up the strip clubs. Scarlett's was the cleanest of them…

There are three stages, but the seating is distributed in a way that make it so only one stage is easily viewable unless you manage to get a seat in the middle of the club.…

Paid my $15 to enter. $5 for entrance fee $10 for drink ticket. I got in on Saturday close to 2:30. I was dissapointed with the number of girls working on a Saturday. Club…

Was back in Lexington for one night and decided to stop by East again. Not too many choices on a Sunday here. Was hoping to run into that Hot little blonde from last night. Was…

Walked into the club around 7pm ... Was not busy at all. Talent was not bad (maybe a couple of 8s the rest on average about 6/7) mostly younger girls, skinny not…

The bouncer at the door was, as they all are on the Block, friendly. He made it sound like a paradise inside. What awaited, however, was an insistence from the lady-bartender to buy a drink…

Went there on a Friday afternoon. very small club with one stage. there were only three dancers; one was around a 7 the other two were kinda thick. was the only one…

Checked out the Brass Rail - no cover charge to get in, and no hassle on 'manadatory' drinks, but the waitress did make rounds asking if I needed another when it was clear I was…

The previous review about this being "where strippers go to die" is beyond accurate! I used to be a waitress at this god-awful place, and anytime a friend asks if they should go there, I…

Had some time to kill before a dinner meeting so I decided to check out Centerfolds as the reviews seemed encouraging. Got to the club around 5:30ish. No cover. I always feel like a fish…

Went here on a saturday. They make you pay for parking and club entrance which is a bit much. I'm very glad I went, I had a great time. I had to get a little…

First time at Bare Exposure. Went with a couple friends after gambling in AC. Location is near Caesars and Trump Plaza. This is a BYOB club but 30 feet away is a bar…

Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal have spoiled me. I found myself in the unfortunate position of having to be in London this week for some work and just didn't want the 2 hour commute to/from Toronto.…

This was similar to what everyone else is saying. First, I had a bit of trouble finding the place initially, drove right past it, if not for a neon sign on one window, I…

I went with my friends to Blue Zebra. The moment we walked into the lobby with the atm machine and restrooms, some guy was blocking the way busy talking to some stripper. We were like…

This club is by far the best in Memphis. The girls were hella sexy and very friendly. The sound system is bangin! I had several lap dances from several different beautiful ladies and enjoyed every…

This is my favourite black stripclub when I'm in Miami. The price is right and most girls are friendly. They got a lot of parking space. When you enter the place, they have barbecue and…

Overall I like Stiletto. I was there on a Thursday and there was 6-8 dancers and only 5-10 customers at anytime during the night. Some times dancers are in bad mood if the…

Recently visited Christies with a group of friends. Cover was $7.00 on saturday night, but we were staying in a nearby hotel and got in free when we showed our room key! When…

This is still my favorite club in Dallas. The girls know how to give great dances, however you won't leave with a smile on your face. At least i never have. They do a good…

I visited early on a Wednesday evening so expectations for excitement were low. I just wanted to look at young totally naked women and this place never disappoints on that level. Three of them were…

The girls and the layout of the club are the two biggest negatives. I couldn't get a dance from girls. I can't even remember if I ever got a dance. I would rather spend time…

This club is located in an industrial area north of Toronto and is relatively difficult to locate. Was there on a Monday afternoon and things were really slow. There were 4 dancers "working"…

Went in on a lark and had a surprisingly good time though I wonder whether this would be repeatable. The place is far from upscale, and though I'm not a huge fan of the…

I went to Heartbeats because my girlfriend is a dancer, and she had asked me to go for morale support on her first night at a new club. I had only driven by Heartbeats…

Ragtime is pretty run down and the dancers were mostly not that good looking. Manager in club was friendly. I did however have an excellent private lap dance. There are better clubs…

Been here before and Tuesday is still a great deal. In by 5pm and no cover charge. Used to be $2 bottle domestics but changed to bucket of 4 for $11 buckets which is still…

Very friendly and hot girls here, Lap dances are 10.00 and back in the VIP its 20.00 a song. Some dancers won't do the lap dances and only do VIP or Stage, some seem to…

I went to Private Eyes on a Friday afternoon. The location on the edge of Times Square/Midtown makes it more of an afternoon place for guys after work or during Friday afternoons, so it was…

I've been here about 5 times total. Each time I've had a damn good time. My main complaint is a bottle of water is 3.25! I like to mix it up to keep my body…

Arrived around 3 PM on a Friday afternoon. There were 2 dancers on shift; both were sitting at the bar. Got a drink from the very hot barmaid, and asked when the dancing…

It's been a while since I have been to this Christie's, but I was done early with an afternoon meeting and had the urge to see some T & A. Christie's was close to…

This place has been a regular stop for a while. It is a very similar to Carl's down the street, bikini bar with some grindage in the corner. Forget about any kind of privacy. Dances…

Bada Bing has expended it's "menu" considerably. The atmosphere was pretty dark, with a reasonable bar service. I was there on a what was a very crowded weekend for he island, but the…

Was in little rock for business and decided to take in some scenery. About 8 customers in the club and 4 girls working the floor from what I saw. Quality was from 5-8,…

This review is of the first strip club my wife and I went to as a couple as a part of her birthday celebration. When we walked into the place it was not so loud…

I had some time to kill thIs Thursday before flying out of town the next morning. I was not too optimistic based on the information that i would be able to find a good time…

Went to this place in December 2011. As other reviews have no doubt mentioned, this place is out in the middle of nowhere down a gravel road. It's no bigger than a large garage with…

I liked this club more than DejaVu, which is located nearby. It seemed clean and well taken care of. The bouncers were nice to me and my friends. Our covere was waived because it was…

Historic club, hasn't changed much over the years. Girls are among the best looking in SF. While they have several rooms, during the day on Monday only the stage had a show. A bit dark…

I've been driving past this tiny place that's shaped like a whiskey jug for years. One Wednesday night around 9PM I decided to check it out. Inside there's a bar, a stage, a few…

I usually go here on Thursday or Friday afternoons, and some recent visits here have been disappointing, particularly on Thursdays, when the dancers complain about how slow it is and then ignore the few customers…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon a few weeks ago and sat at the bar. Many of the girls have regulars so sometimes it's hard to get a girl to pay you some attention…

It's been a few years since I visited Babes. It WAS my favorite club in the southeast region, but something has dramatically changed about the place. Granted, the time of my visit was a Monday…

Updating an earlier review, the club has made a few changes – none of which are really for the better, unfortunately. The only regular seating now available is around the stage – which of course means…

This place is amazing the VIP room is good, just spend the money and go back there. Trust me you wont be dissapointed just dont be cheap and you will have a great time. The…