Reviews

I arrived at around 12:30. Walked in and was asked to pay $21 to come in. As soon as I got there, there were 5 customers and 7 dancers visible. I ended up staying until…

I’ve been going to KC for business a lot this year and I’ve been to this club 5 times over the last 9 months. My experiences range from good to amazing. No busts. My MO…

Checked out American Bush last night. The girls walk around in lingerie. Most Utah clubs they have to wear robes when they're not dancing. It's a $7 cover charge. There is…

Never been here before but found myself not too far away so I figured I would stop in. Arrived about 4pm on a Thursday afternoon - won't bother to give the layout of the club…

Let me start this off by saying that I should've taken heed of previous reviews I had seen of this club and not wasted my time. Through TUSCL and conversations with dancers, I have been…

In the area late on a Wednesday afternoon around 5 so I stopped in after work. Club is on Powerline, but it is tiny as is the parking lot it shares so drive slowly or…

This was advertised as Silver Criket's Halloween Party Day! They advertised "free buffet, Costumes & drink specials" ! Their FB page stated "19 entertainers were working!" And, outside it was 75 degrees and sunny!! Seemed like a…

I’ve been to this place a few times over the years. BE is fun if you’re in town and looking for a club… it’s pretty much your only option. This place is small — not like anything…

Decided to stop by on a Friday night after seeing that this Club had reopened. I use to visit Cabaret back in the day and hoped that it was the same even after new…

Arrived around 5:30 PM. Bouncer was friendly and said they were having a Halloween party. The dancers will be dressed in costumes. No cover, no ID scan. Upon entering, I saw…

One word I think of for the Men's Club is 'Luxury' ... the club has a beautiful entrance (no cheesy purple neon here) ... paid my $10 cover (they did NOT actually scan my ID…

Score/ Rocket City girls and most of the clubs have been down as of late but I found myself with some free time so I decided I would stop by. I went in with…

I was there from 3-5 on Friday. Probably 15 dancers at 3PM and more like 30 by 5 PM. About 20 customers at 3 and the place was getting crowded by 5. $5 parking, $5…

First time at the Bodyshop. Fairly small place with an industrial vibe but very clean and pleasant. Went on an Friday evening arriving around 10:30 p.m. Entry fee was $30. There were about 25…

Having been to clubs in NY/NE, FL and a few other places, I thought why not try a club in SLC while here. It was a short walk and had nothing else to do.…

Seems this club has been reviewed a lot lately, I can see tell why... it was a fuckin' blast. Hopefully this review adds additional info or fresh perspective, will see once it's accepted and I…

I hadn't been to a strip club at all in months and was jonesing for some eye candy, so I made the trip to Secrets on a Saturday night. The parking lot…

Decided to check this place out for a change of pace during their Halloween party. It’s right off the main road in a residential area. Easy street parking but as others have warned, don’t park…

The most spacious of the area clubs. I took a Lyft, but there is a free parking lot right behind this block of businesses. $10 cover. Very nice large stage with plenty of room at…

Back in Arizona, and of course had to stop by bandaids. Pulled into the parking lot and seen way more cars than I expected for a Thursday night. Walked in and the ID check and…

Was in the area so stopped by for a drink. Parking on street, not too much of a hassle as it is located on a busy street. Parking sign shows for residents only after 6pm…

This club absolutely reeks I mean stinks / smells. It's unreal how they don't tend to it - I mean holy smokes it just smells like hot garbage especially on the lapdance side.…

$5 cover at the door with ID check Went in last Tuesday around noon. Club was empty of patrons other than me. I was starving so grabbed a menu right away. As I was looking, a…

Free parking lot behind building was mostly empty, and the center was well lit. Cover at 10:30pm was $10. Center stage with two poles, had only one in use. Tables around the stage,…

i had a party up the street so i walked over afterwards. There were quite a few girls working a a large variety. They ranged in age from young twenties to maybe early 40s. This…

Went on a Saturday evening. $20 to get in. Paid $7 for mandatory drink. Restroom was adequate enough. There is a center stage where girls dance and most of the girls get nude on stage. There…

This club is a real crapshoot in terms of talent. Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough, as happened on this day. The club is small, with a bar on one side of the…

This was my first time at Pandoras, first time visiting Seattle as well. From reading the reviews here on Tuscle I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about as it seems…

I haven't been here since they changed the name. I got there around 4:30. The parking lot was in good shape but the area is sketchy. There's a corner store right next to the club…

Came in early evening this past Monday. Not very crowded. Not much of a selection either. Decent mix of white, black and Latina. The hot ones seem like they took the day off though.…

Been a minute since I've been here. The girls are ok, there's the typical 8-9 that's rocking a banging body, but among the 10 girls there, there were probably only two thay fits that criteria.…

$3 cover. I went there a couple of times and loves the atmosphere. I usually spend between 100-300 dollars. Bring cash even for the drinks is going to be a big advantage. 1 big stage…

This is my second time going and I think they upgraded their private room. It was $10 to enter and $20 for private. When I got in there there where some people there. It was…

So I went here because of all the ads for the Halloween party. Once I arrived I paid the house fee of 20$ and walked through the double doors. It was packed, like way…

SETTING: There is a large red sign on Rt. 83 so you can't miss it. The parking lot is ample. There was no ID check or pat-down by the bouncer, and when I arrived at 9:35…

Not the best part of town, but I've never had any problems in the parking lot or club. Feels safe. Daytime there is no cover, nighttime is typical about $5. At night they have $1 quick…

I think it's been well-established now that if you're looking for a good time clubbing in Southern California, Synn City of Industry is the place to be. The reasons why are numerous: there are always…

Still has the neighborhood dive feel - U-shaped bar with platform and pole for dancers. Pool table - new "Gaming" station where half the dance booth was. No VIP. Much is the same - rotation of bartenders,…

I stopped in at Wax about 7:30PM. The parking lot guy told me that parking was free because they didn't serve alcohol but he'd keep an eye on my car anyway. He was…

I stopped in at Blaze around 2PM. I'd been there once before and wasn't impressed but I wanted to give it another shot. I got a through pat down from the friendly security guy and…

The first time I visited this club was back in the early 90's. Back then it was a predominantly white club that was very popular. Stage shows and table dances were the main attractions. There…

Was driving through the area on a Sunday and decided to stop in for a break between the Dells and home. Thought there might be some activity since it was football, but when I arrived…

This is a high rotation club where the girls are constantly going up to do another dance. Great if you are in pervert alley, not so great if you were thinking of buying a dance.…

Went there on aSaturday around 9:00 PM. Parking in front was difficult. Bar to the right when you walk in. Lapdance section was closed so bar seating was available all the way…

So even though I'm a local I've never actually been to a club until now. I decided on Hippo because of the fact that it's the newest club in town. Since I drove myself and…

While on biz in Illinois and Iowa, i made my way to Cedar Rapids. I'd already scoped out Woody's on TUSCL and knew I wanted to check it out while in the area. Two trips…

As I enter, pay the $12 cover and the security asks for ID to scan. After getting a green light they wand me down and in I go. This club is so dark…

After a stressful week at work, it was time to make an impromptu trip to Desire. I visited on Thursday evening. It was a decent crowd, but not packed wall to wall. 5 or so…

I went to PT on early Tuesday moring around 1 am and it was very nice imo. They have three stages so someone is always dancing and the girls are nice and will come up…

The place…Different kind of layout for a strip club. Door is on the back of the building. Restrooms are to the right as you walk in. Well stocked bar along the west…

I've been in Lubbock for a while and finally decided to check this place out. After all, it IS the only one here nowadays. It's a decent ways outside town, isolated but cealry had a…

Still the best joint in SE portland. Great little divey joint with no windows. Afternoons are always slow, but happy hour prices on drinks and food are great. Ok beer and whiskey selection. Not a lot of…

Happened to be in Detroit on a Thursday night, so I decided to hit up Legends. Party vibes and hot girls is what you get from this place. I’m fact, some of the hotter girls…

I have been here a few times seems like the quality of girls have gone up tremendously. Walk in there is a metal detector. Bouncer when you walk in give you pat down. Bar is…

Went after a night of drinking kinda late but was surprised how bumping it was. Paid cover and thru double doors and grabbed a seat on the outside. It has 2 ovals of bar area,…

What a wild night! Two visits to PK and it was a LDK success! I was trying to coordinate ordering a deep dish, being available for my gf's phone call and getting a chance to enjoy…

Stopped in to unwind after work, maybe 5pm on a weekday. Previously stopped at Lustys and OGD, not much happening at either of those places. This club is likely to become my favorite…

I visited today (Thursday before Halloween), and the Halloween decorations were in full force. At 5:30 it was 10 dollars to get in. As has been mentioned the club is a long narrow…

Back at the Hi Liter for the millionth time, and noticed that the management is kind of more on top of you looking over your every move more than I remember previously. This spot has…

I visited there around 2:30 PM. I walked in, and the black haired hostess was very friendly. I took a seat in a brown leather chair and saw a blonde Latina that was stunning. I…

Ok first things first, let's talk about the parking lot. Honestly the lot itself is pretty small. And on this particular Sunday night, the hometown Miami Dolphins were playing the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday Night…

Intro This club, much like Tootsies, is a converted warehouse turned SC. Pink Pony is tucked in an industrial area near Doral. The club has 2 floors, with stairs located to the left of…

Thursday craziness at Synn. VIP specials - 80 for 15 minutes and 20 dollar dances, so it's packed. The cool part is seeing so many dancers walk around and have so many options. The bad…

Stopped in Sunday evening. Parking lot was packed. Enter thru a side door, walk thru metal detector after 7pm. I don’t think they charge on Sunday nights I can’t remember. Very dark inside. I had…

My third visit to this Latina-oriented dive bar in Austin. It's on the interstate and easy to miss. Inside, it is dark and loud with Mexican music. Most of the dancers were at the bar.…

Stopped by on a Friday around 7pm. There were dozen cars or more in the parking lot. I could hear the music bumping before I went to the door. Some guy open the door, saying…

After a bust visit at Centerfolds I decided to check out vivid which is only 5-7minutes away. The place is off Westheimer behind a Ruchis taqueria. The cover is 17 dollars after 7…

I had been talking with a dancer online and she said that she was dancing this night. She was awesome to gang with. Very attractive and funny. Lots of cars, but club seemed empty. Walked in front…

When in after midnight is approached by most of the dancers on the Roll call, most of them did not look as promised I had my eye on a girl name queen, but I…

Club was clean. ID check but no cover. Only saw the one dancer which might account for the lack of a cover. There is a pool table and stage down the middle of a long…

Stopped by on a Friday around 8pm. The parking lot was full, even the handicap spots. I had to park next door. I get the feeling a lot of customers park next door XD The club…

Stopped by on a Friday around 6pm. There were maybe 5 cars in the parking lot. I went inside, and there was no music playing. I saw one person, a guy at the front desk,…

Was passing through the area and thought I’d pop in around 12:30, I guess soon after it opened. Parking lot is on the corner of two country roads and in the day feels safe. No…

Went to HK late September. Arrived at SAN, took uber to border. In a previous trip, i had the FMM form. This trip i took my chances and went without. Getting…

Had opportunity to visit on a slow day shift, so went in for a look. Don't know why I can't remember to close my eyes as I'm walking in so as to not be immediately…

I first arrived at 930 on a Thursday night. Paid $5 cover and got a wristband for re-entry. There were two girls and one other customer. I chatted with a friendly pretty lady - probably…

I stopped in early afternoon on a Wednesday. The have food, including a breakfast with 3 eggs, bacon, sausage, and a waffle for $10. I didn't see any dancers dancing during my visit,…

Stopped in shortly after 9:00 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday for three visits over the span of several months. Never had an issue finding parking in their spacious parking lot that is either…

I needed to pick up my brother at Metro Airport. With traffic, I left EXTRA EARLY. Remembered that this day was Bogarts Halloween Party. They promised costumes & drink specials all day. Their special days previously…

I was in town for work and couldn't decided between trophy club and lust. Our uber driver said trophy club was better so and buddy of mine and myself headed that way. It was an…

I’ve been here a few times but my last visit was on a Thursday around 6:30 pm. Plenty of parking on both sides of the building. When I walked in they weren’t charging a cover…

In a word, underrated. The Pink Pony is full nude which means you enjoy a fine assortment of Red Bulls, water, and non-alcoholic beer. The good news is no alcohol means the club is full…

Place has been described multiple times, but you pull in off Michigan Ave. There is a non mandatory valet that can be avoided by parking on the street. I actually think the entrance off the…

Pulled in on a Thursday evening in early October around 5pm. Came across the bouncer at the front scanning IDs and found a table in the middle where I ordered a beer for $7. The advantage…

I passed by on a thursday night. seemed like a chill place to go for a beer and lapdance. From the outside. The amount of girls inside are crazy. I saw like more than 25…

Centerfolds is in SF and on a corner. It's a fairly big building so there's a lot of hidden rooms inside. There is 1 stage and the entire club can see it. The club is…

Solid place, and very unassuming on the outside. Love the bar tender, she's always very friendly, maybe too much sometimes with the drinks, got me pretty messed up last time lol. Very tight inside, usually…

Stopped off on our drive northward from Boston, my girlfriend and me. Arrived maybe 10:30p, bar was mostly full along with perhaps 1/4 of the tables and same on the rail. Dancers were…

I stopped in during an in between period after legs and eggs, but before the night shift had fully taken over. Lap dance booths are behind the stage, but not visible to people sitting…

I haven't been to this club in years. A couple friends of mine wanted to go to a club so we went to pink pony. It was $3 to self park and $20 cover. We…

It was my 2nd time at Pugale. The 1st time was in the summer of 2022. I saw how a few Staff beat up a young boy so bad because he recorded a dancer on stage…

I arrived at Lust at 4ishPM. To be fair, at that time it was pretty dead. A girl on one stage dancing, another doing a photoshoot, and a couple of girls hanging around the periphery.…

Arrived for Sunday Night Football with a buddy. Usuals, mandatory valet, arrive up the stairs, $20 cover starting at 7pm. Tables surrounding the stage, booths lining the walls you have to pay for at night,…

I stopped by last Thursday. This was my first time going to a non FME club in calgary. The club is much busier than the other local options. Not only are there more dancers,…

Went there solo first time after a trip to the casino for a closed tournament, was a complete blast. Large parking lot, cover was still $20. There was a bachelor party later in the night,…

Went to fantasies on Saturday afternoon around 5pm upon entry guy asked my for id which he scanned I hate that $5 cover facility is ok huge square stage girls dance in middle pool…

I pulled up to Blaze about 2 pm. I haven't been in years. The parking lot was relatively packed for that time of the day and it is in solid condition. The building isn't much…

Neighborhood- industrial and pretty safe at all hours Parking - free, paved up front, gravel down the side, big capacity; no parking attendants Cover - in by 3:00, cover is free! ID was not scanned at…

About a month ago I stopped by Pandoras on a Thursday afternoon in October. Instagram indicated that Angel and Anya were planning to dance that afternoon and so I decided to see if I…

Came here on a Saturday evening after leaving Golden horse shoe. Great party vibe, lots of girls, 2 stages with at least 2 girls on each stage. Girls range from 4-8. All ethnicities and shapes.…