Can be good milage if you dont care about quality of the girls or club.

Look, if you’re expecting some high-end, neon-soaked lounge with bottle service and marble floors, just keep on driving. Bandaids Cabaret is a dive bar through and through—and I mean that in the grittiest way possible. The place is definitely not winning any awards for cleanliness; it’s got that lived-in, sticky-floor vibe where you’re probably better off not looking too closely at the furniture or the corners of the room. It’s dark, a little rough around the edges, and exactly what you’d expect from a hole-in-the-wall in Phoenix.

​As for the girls, you’ve gotta manage your expectations. Most of the lineup is pretty average to below average, and a lot of the dancers are definitely on the older side. You’re seeing women who have clearly been in the game for a long time. Now, there are a few exceptions here and there who actually put in the effort, but for the most part, it’s a "what you see is what you get" situation. It’s not a talent show; it’s a dive. Also the bathroom is pretty tiny with just urinals and the time I went there was a guy getting a BJ at the corner not super subtly either so do with that info what you will.

​But here’s the real talk: the mileage here is actually great if you’re just trying to ball on a budget. While the "A-list" clubs in the city will drain your wallet just for walking through the front door, your money goes way further at Bandaids. If you don't care about the prestige and just want to spend less on dances, this is your spot. You can hang out for a while without feeling like you’re being shook down for every cent.