Reviews

A free afternoon with money in the pocket means I'm heading for a club. Haven't been here for a few weeks but little has changed (it rarely does here). Restarting the basics, its basically a dive/neighborhood bar…

Decent club stuck in the cut. Live but crowded. Chairs are hard to come by and the air conditioning sucked so it was hot. But enjoyed the overall experience. They don't let you bring in…

This was the second edition of what might become the trojangreg/farmerart annual disaster at No 5 Orange. The initial fiasco last year was farmerart's worst SC financial meltdown of 2011. trojangreg also claimed to have…

I had a one day layover in New Orleans so I decided to go to Visions based on reviews. I had to rent a car because it is out of the way. It was as…

I visited this place while traveling through, greeted at the door with a $10 cover charge, once inside you must purchase a non alcoholic beverage, I had a $8 bottle of water, pretty pricey for…

I had a great time last night with a future atf in the makings. Parking lot.is safe at this club I've never heard of.some ones car getting broke into and their always seems to be…

I visited Treasures during a pretty busy Thursday but it didn't seem to be going very well. it was pretty quiet, about 8 dancers. there was a few hot ones, but they were busy and…

Fantasies is a nice place to go to grab a beer and check out some pretty hot women. No mileage in the VIP Room. Took a dance with one lady who had an incredible ass…

Went there on a Sunday afternoon. The place wasnt very packed at all because I think it had just opened. There were still around 30-40 dancers i believe. No cover charge. Parking lot was very…

I entered amateur night here last night. (No I didn't win -_-) The setup here is super nice once you get inside. From the outside it looks like shit. A huge warehouse next to a…

Baby Dolls is not generally my club of choice. But after having a nice dinner out with a friend, I decided to stop in. Door girl has trouble finding my membership at first, but then…

A few buddies took me to Oasis for my bday. As I was already buzz from taking shots from dinner, I do recall as I walk into the club. As before the club…

The Flight Club is my favorite when in Detroit, very convenient to the airport. My flight from CA.landed early evening so I took the opportunity to go to the club. I haven't been here for…

I was in the area on business and had some time to kill until the traffic on the tollway cleared up. I decided to stop in and kill a little time with a couple of…

I was in Houston on a business trip. Last time when in Houston visited St James. This time decided to check out same place. The cover was $15 and went through the metal detector. In…

Went back to Beamers a few weeks ago and hit it just right! A few of my buddies and I played a round of golf then decided to hit happy hour in Stamford.…

The good: This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and despite the looks from the outside, it seems classier than any of its local competitors. Went in on a Friday night and…

Visited Fantasyland recently on a Thursday afternoon after about a 1 year absence. Paid the $10 cover (when you present your membership card). Cover charge includes your first drink (non-alcoholic) free. The…

This place is in the middle of nowhere. Cover charge was $15 on a Friday night and when I got there at 9:30 PM it was not very busy. The place is laid…

So I was in the area and had not been to SR in Van Nuys in quite awhile, 3-4 months. I called up before I went over they said there was 12 dancers working,…

This review is going to be quick.... It specifically deals with the ATM DO NOT USE IT.... In customary fashion it it says there will be a Merchant Fee of $6. Then just as you…

Wanted to find a club relatively close to the hotel I was staying at. Aqua looked the most appealing out of the three. The girls are attractive for the most part, and have good figures.…

It had been a while since I visited. The club is on again off again as far as quality of dancers and value goes. This night it was back on. There were about…

It was the first time in Blue Moon for me. Boy what a dump!! I paid my entrance fee to some old geezer at the door. I think it was around $9.00 or something like…

It's been a long time since I've been to Peelers. None of the girls I remembered worked there any longer, and the place was under new management. $4 cover fee was…

Great place to spend a few dollars. Went there on a Saturday night after a long day of work, and was not disappointed. You do have to have a full cup in front of you…

Not much different to report this trip, but that's a good thing as the club has maintained consistency at least. No cover during the day, cheap drink prices, friendly staff although there was no…

Great place for a quickie. The selection is usually limited but there is always at least one hot girl when I've visited. Sometimes there's a college student which is great. Girls are…

I haven't been to that many different clubs, but this one is the best. the Location is good (its on the infamous "block" in Baltimore, but its entrance is right on the corner of the street…

Went to the club on a Tuesday afternoon with my wife. The club is in an area with tons of other clubs on western Ave. and Industrial. Since we didn’t have their coupon we…

I stopped by here on a Friday after I was finished with work. I live not too far from this club, so I thought, "why not go see what's going on there?" It's located right…

.Recenty visit midweek during the afernoon. This place is clean,full bar etcBut it is hit or miss, and this visit was a miss. Only a handful of dancers that were midrange at best.…

I went to LIPS to celebrate my bestman bachelor party around july last year.Went with 4 of my closest friends. We arrived at 10:00 pm and it was empty.As already mentioned by other reviewers this…

Went on a Monday at about 10 pm. Place looks ok from the exterior. Inside is something else. One dirty cordoned off stage for dancing. No one payed any attention to…

Was in C-bus and I just had to hit up my old stomping grounds. After all the talk of the club changing, I had to see for myself. After entering, I did have to sign…

Went to this club last Wednesday after hitting up the nearby casino. The club is decent on the outside and there is ample parking with parking attendants. Cover was $5. I was…

So it was my birthday and I was feeling the need to give myself a nice present... and what better thing to do than to venture over to Cafe Atlantis! Went back to see my…

This club has hot girls, great djs, and full contact (from the dancer) nude lap dances! Just make sure to go into the VIP for the 40 dollar dances or 3 for 100! The 20…

I've been going to Follies about 2-3 times a week since January. It's the first place where I've been a regular since about 12 years ago in Michigan. I had practically given up on strip…

I stop at Lusty's every time I'm in Akron. Some nights, it's just a sea of fuglies I wouldn't touch if they paid me. Tueday was one of those nights when a single hidden gem…

My first time visiting this club in a long time. It was called the Kitten club I think previously. I was at the Dog Track down the road from this place and a…

Wednesday afternoon was my first time at Penthouse. I've been to the Flight Club many times, so I had some idea of what to expect. However, my Flight Club visits have been at night when…

So, I went to this place on saturday night. There are few dancers sitting at near the bar table. Nobody was there. It was not busy at all.one dancer went onto the stage and stood…

Everything written about this club is true. It is small, dark, not fancy. Dancers are up and down.....a few good looking, others not so much. But what you get is unbelievable dances. Yes the lap…

Pharoah's is a really nice club. It goes all out on the themeing, with an Egyptian feel. The stage is really big, with 2 poles, but only one girl up at a time. Lap dances…

This club is decent. They don't have adequate parking in my opinion. Try to get there early or you'll be waiting to get a spot. I find the inside a little cramped for my taste.…

I have been in and out of this club going on for about a decade. It's always been a decent club. They used to have two stages going on weekends. I didn't see…

Stars is currently my favorite club. It's a 5 buck cover. Like the previous reviewer said it's like a Vegas atmosphere. The drinks are slightly overpriced and there is an annoying bathroom troll. Other than…

In order to get my buddy over a breakup, I picked up him up and home and from Boston, we headed down to Providence. We went during the day so to get free admission a…

Met up with farmerart a little before 6pm. No cover no hassle. We sat at the bar drinking beer and catching up on what we had been up to. The farmer had a wonderful time…

Stopped in here after work on a Friday.Plenty of dancers. Mostly 6's to 7's hot girl next door types. Attractive barmaids and lots of activity aroun the bar. Plenty of tattoos and piercings but nothing…

I'm a long time Booby Trap Customer. I have been going there for almost 10 years. They have recently redecorated. The place is not the biggest, nor the fanciest, but your money goes a long…

Appending my previous review in which I basically said this place was a coin toss on whether you would get your money worth or not. I have been back twice since then and both times…

Have always thought this club should be more fun than it actually has been at least for me. Rhino quallity decor and management (not necessaril a good thing).…

I went to this club on a Sunday night. It's hard to find without a GPS or at least looking up the place on a map. Once there, there is indeed a membership fee which…

Absolutely fantastic club! The women here are some of the best-looking I have ever seen, outside of the megaclubs of Vegas (where every girl is seemingly a perfect 10, Playboy model) but I digress They have…

My last review for Perfect 10 was pretty much a rave. But now I'll have to temper my enthusiasm for this review. Any SC patroon in Austin knows that P10 is considered the…

Kind of a dank club. Really dark and not inviting, and also quite small. In general not a high profile type of place. It is however in a safe area, so you…

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on the Friday night…

King of diamonds was a great first time experience. Went on a Friday evening and there was lots of action going on to keep me occupied. Dances are topless and only $10 and I felt…

Decided to give this place a second visit. Decided to go on the Sunday night of the long weekend, arrived around 11 pm and stayed til close, at 2 am. Beers were relatively cheap, I…

One word: depressing. I went there about two weeks ago, on a trip to NE Ohio. Very disappointing. It was my first and last visit. I got there a bit after…

Was finally back at Follies after some time away. Still one of my favorites. I got a few dances and they reminded me that the club is the only club worth going to in Atlanta.…

This was my second time time going to Blaze. It was in the afternoon around 5pm blowing some time before I had to go into work. Charge was free, Security just pretty much let me walk…

In the area and decided to stop by. I like the small dives as long as safe and a few good/fun dancers. Club is as others have described. Owners/staff are Samoan,…

I thought the strip club scene in Seattle was over. Vixen convinced me otherwise. She was so hot, smelled so good and was absolutely delectable. Pandora's is definitely my go to joint. I'll be…

Alway visit CH when in town even though my success/fun factor here has been more miss than hit. Arrived around 9pm, little early. Very picky, prefer blonds, thin not to young, experienced…

Went on what I thought would be a slow night. Don't think those exist down on Waikiki. Lots of girls. Your cover (Mine was $7) gets you a drink. Be forewarned, if you happen to…

crazy fast servive for me. found a nice girl to go upstairs with. lots of extra for nearly nothing. dont head in here on a friday or saturday, so busy for me when I was…

So I'll start this review off by saying Arnie's is one of my favorite strip clubs to visit. Since I live in NWI I don't make it out to Harvey often but its worth…

Giving the dancers a quality rating of 3 is being kind. I am usually generous in my evaluations but George's is kind of different . Of the poor qualities a dancer could have (…

Have been away from the club seen for a while. Had some free time and decided to stop in Cowboys and see what was going on. The club itself hasn't changed much comfortable seating, multiple…

went for a buddy's bachelor party on a Friday after midnight. security included a metal detector and a pat down. cover was $20. there is a main stage behind the bar where…

Not your average club, being an old theater. Seating is around the main stage with other nooks by the DJ booth. Full nude and BYOB. The girls are outstanding looking but very low mileage dances.…

Would've been alright but there was a short guy/man (black) that was there and he ruined the atmosphere. Evidentally works there certain days came there on his off day to walk around being a moron.…

We into PP on a Wed, afternoon and it was pretty slow. There were I bet 10 gals there with about the same number of customers. Saw 3 or 4 new faces and they all…

Fun club. A few pretty hot blondes. 3ft rule is lame being from Tampa where groping tits is encouraged. Nashville is an awesome city though. 10.00 cover and decent music. Fun night overall. Just go…

I was told about this club by a friend and decided I needed to check it out. Its a differnt kind of place, not really a stip club. I don't know how to…

This place was the best place to go in Houston. I tried others while there and this was the best. This place is huge with a ton of girls. Here you will never be bored…

Well I had a little time to kill so I pulled off the freeway and checked in to CR for the afternoon. This is my first visit in quite a while and I was…

Stopped by here on a late Wednesday afternoon for happy hour on the reccommendation of a co worker. The place has all the luxury feel look and feel of a high end club without the attitude.…

Friday afternoons - lunch special. Drink + 3$ gets you a meal ticket. Roast beef, plus a show. Can't get better value than that! Picks up and gets busy around 12:00.…

Read my review and it may save you a few bucks. My first visit to Stilettos. Just one girl available when I entered because club just opened for the day. A couple…

This club was an amazing experience when you factor in all that really matters. The girls were ranging between fair to smoking hot. there were no heavies, no skanks, and the best part was the…

Went to the club to get away from the only club in Sioux Falls which I am not a huge fan of. Drove all the way out there and up and down the road multiple…

Byob and a 4foot moat around the stage so you can throw dollar bills at the girl on the pole. But you wont have to fight to get the dancers attention, virtually all the guys…

My normal rule of thumb when visiting a club is to take a smorgasbord approach: first, take a look at everything that's on display, and then sample a wide variety of the most appetizing items…

I just moved to the valley two months ago a lot people told me jaguars they told me it was byob I couldn't beleave it so I went to check it out. My wife and…

I decided to give the Penthouse club another try on a recent trip to Philly. Granted it was a Tuesday night but there were only about 20 customers in the club and 6 - 7…

Getting to Tijuana from San Diego can be done easily by mass transit train; it's cheap, but slow or you can grab a cab for 45-50 bucks. Walked into town with guys I…

This is a fun club, bottom line. It's a great place to hang out and get drinks in bar situation. The drinks are pretty reasonable for a club and the shot girls are not…

This was my first time going to this club. It is a small to medium sized club and I saw about 13 girls on a Sunday night at around 11PM. Also keep in mind that…

Been a while since I have been, but had the itch. I always love the happy hour, 4 to 7, 3 dollar cover, 5 to 8 half price drinks. And it is really half price.…

This was my first time in New York and at Sue’s. I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed the club. Physically the club is what you would expect from a typical hood club with mirrors, poles,…

Heard a lot about the Tuesday's in XTC and we decided to visit and check it out. We went in little after 1:00 PM and stayed until 4:00 AM. The setup is nothing spectacular, a…

I was looking for some beer and hoped to see some pretty girls. The beer was good and cheap. I also had a sandwich since I was hungry and on my way home. The Girls were very…

Went to the oasis on my Bday. 8/28/2012. The girls are friendly, are sincere (sincere as they can be, get real) But what I love about oasis is how management will hook…

Club Desire is always a reliable option when I'm in the Rhode Island area. The girls are hot, the drinks are reasonable, and there's no cover before 8. Last week was the Miss Nude New…

Stopped by Rose City on a whim as I was in the area for a different project. the club is laid put pretty well, with 3 different stages, and a central bar. I arrived around…

It was at least 3 months since my last visit to this club. I am trying to be a good boy but I can't resist the tits, asses and long legs of women. I visited…