Reviews

Okay... If you're looking for a sweet ass gentlemans club with all the trimmings your gonna be disappointed. If you wanna drink $6 bottles and not get harassed all night for a lap dance this…

Recently returned after a while. The front door has changed and they upgraded it to a graphic. They print out a card featuring the daily specials. Wednesday is $40 for 3 nude dances. I…

This place is a dive but it still does the job. Boobs and ass that's all i want and good quality at that. The girls are great, always make me feel welcome and the lap…

This is to add more details to my review about last night. First, had another great night at the Rhino. I found that sitting down in one spot, and getting a couple of dances on…

I came here with a couple friends. Having never been to a strip club before, I did some research and this one was supposed to be the best. The cover at the door…

After we told our taxi conceirge we were headed to Cheetahs, he said "going old school today?" The club had a $10 cover before 8pm, but my buddies and I received a 2 for 1 drink…

Stopped by after a meeting down the street during the early afternoon. There's still a 5$ cover and drink prices are pretty average -- it's 8$ for top shelf liquor. The place is…

Been to to this club over a year ago and met super hot PR gal who was originally from NY so we had immediate connection. In fact we wound up hanging out at my…

Stopped by in the afternoon after a disappointing trip to Flashers. As always, Follies immediately put me into a better mood. There were probably already about 15 or so girls there when I…

So still in FL on business trip and tonight I'm actually out with a dancer I met at another club 2 nights ago. After fun dinner we start bar hopping and before you know it…

Me and a group of friends decided to stop in after the Ravens game Monday night. When we walked in, we were suprised how plain the place is. We were told that this bar is…

TRIP REVIEW: Wow, what an unexpected treat was my latest visit to Bare Elegance Valley Ball in late August. This is the only Nude Club I have been to in the Valley but I still come…

Baby Dolls is an excellent club! I have been a regular for the last 4 years and I have met many fantastic dancers. Lately it seems days are the best for good looking quality dancers!…

Hadn't been by in a while so figured I'd stop in for a cold one or two and see what's happening. I got there about 3 pm. About 6 customers, counting me.…

I got to the Fantasy Theater around 7:00PM. $10 entry fee, and the bouncer just asked if I was carrying anything illegal, tho I did notice that as things got busier, people were…

Went to this club see if a friend of a friend was still dancing. Unfortunately, she was not and I had to stay longer than I wanted since I had to finish my two…

First time to Baby Dolls and immediately I understood (upon walking in) why this club bounces between the #1 to #5 top clubs in the lower 48 (states) - great wait staff, endless supply of…

This was my first time at the car wash. Have always been curious, so stopped in about 4:30, with commando style shorts and great expectations! I don't know why 'nude dancers'…

We walked in to Castaways expecting to find a hole in the wall joint with girls who would be at best, average. Instead we found a smoking hot brunette with HUGE tits and a…

Went September 1, 2012 when i got there about 10:30 there were about 10 dancers and the club was not very busy. We were greeting at the door by one of the managers and…

I've gone a few times on week days. No cover which is nice. Bathroom is gross, but the bar and lap dance area aren't bad. Average price for alcohol, and lap dances are…

I hadn't been to Heat for many months and was in the area so I stopped in not expecting much based on past experiences. When I arrived I was surprised to find a full…

Great time at this friendly club. Have not been here in a while and decided to try again. Was Bears and Packers game night, which is a big football rivalry in Chicago, so club…

After an amazing tigers win that went into extra innings; me and my boys decided that the best way to continue our fun was to visit a local adult establishment for drinks and some eye…

This place looks amazing and has a great club environment. The dancers are a mixed bag... but there were some 9s for sure. The dancers were energertic and extrememly fiendly on the floor. I pent…

Been here quite a few times, and as other writers have said, it does seem to be hit or miss recently. Last trip was a pure hit, this one was not a miss, but…

This club is OK. The club itself could use a bit more money put into the appaerance of the inside. There is one main stage with two satellite stages. The girls are…

Got ther late Friday afternoon (5:45PM) and stayed through the 7PM shift change. The club has manditory Valet parking and that is usually a deal breaker for me but there is street parking on well…

I went in one time on a tuesday night, it was actually alot of HOT girls there. someone said previously that this place is hit or miss, well the night I went i hit the…

This is the go to club for me, since i live real close. The girls here aren't bad, but it cant really be compared to spearmint and other higher end clubs. This waitresses are all…

Went there last night with a bunch of buddies of my softball team. There was only 2 girls working and they spent most of their time in the back chatting. We went to the bar…

Stopped by here on a warm wed after some early morning golf. Was pretty slow..mostly regulars hanging around, but a wide variety of dancers,,maybe11-12 of them. The staff was friendly as were the…

Gloria's has changed a lot in the last few months. There is a sign on the door that says under new management with a list of rules. There are cameras throughout the club that weren't…

The TUSCL profile lists night cover at $10; actually $20 on Sept 12. Wednesday night from 11PM to 1PM, the place was not up to my expectations, based on history. About a dozen dancers were working that…

I would recommend Christies been here several times lunch time is kinda of slow but at nite I have had my best time at a club here at nite. The private room is amazing…

This bar is ok. Having not been there before, I had a hard time finding it because I had to drive through a bunch of residential neighborhoods. Once I found it, parking was…

I had heard a ton of good things about this club, so a buddy and I checked it out. You have to park behind the club and walk to the front (on a main…

This Place is Awesome. I was in Auckland for training for work. For my last week i wanted check this place out. I heard great reviews about this place and was highly recommend. I made the…

Was on a trip to Toronto and visited Atlantis for the first time on Friday evening. Wow! I had a great time, the girls were hot, drinks were a little pricey but that…

Stopped by around 6 one afternoon, got hit for admission and got a drink ticket (note no alcohol here) took my seat and was approached by a lovely African American girl who was very pleasant…

On a request from one of the dancers, I made a stop in to the Sands to see what was going on. The atmosphere is extremely laid back, and the other reviews are exactly…

Visited Private Eyes on a weekday during lunch break. Remember to get the free pass that is given by some guy on the street or you will be charged $5 entry fee even during day…

Well, I used to frequent the Sportman's Inn, and since I just moved back was sad to hear that it had closed. If you know the Sportman's then you know what type of place I…

Decided to check out a different club, and since Teasers is only a few miles from my office, I chose them. I set out from work Friday evening, with my Mapquest directions in hand.…

I visited on a Monday night, arriving around 7PM. No entrance this time, the doorman patted me down checking for weapons I suppose. the backroom, where the lap dances are was bout 2/3 full.…

My 1st time back after my extraordinary VIP Room sex session with K*****. The place was a lot busier on my last visit. It was dead this visit. I do not think that there was…

I hadn't been to Nikita's in a few years but decided to stop by and see if anything was new. I pulled up and parked in the gravel parking lot…

DO NOT BRING AN AMERICAN OR ANY WOMEN TO TJ!! THEY WILL BE ONE OF THE GIRLS IN THE BROTHEL!! Everytime i visit socal i make a stop here. I started back in 2006. Every time…

Well during one of my group of friend's trips to Windsor we were approached by a Cheetah's van on the street which gave us free passes to the club and also offered us a ride.…

So I am down in Florida this week with an west coast east coach trip built in. First day in Tampa and have to make the customary Mons visit. Place has been the same…

Have read saome reviews and decided to try someplace new. When I arrived there were about 10 customers and 5 dancers as the night went on more customers and dancers showed up. Dancers ranged from…

In Tampa on business and won't have time this eve to hit clubs so making a few late afternoon stops. Always wanted to give this place a shot so here I am. Typical FL…

Arrived and when you walk in the bar is right there on the right with two pole for dancing. On the left are tables and chairs. In the back appeared to be a curtained area…

So after buzzing out of diamond dolls without a smile I head here. First time here and was largely impressed when walking in. 2 stages immediately in front of you upon entering with…

My one and only time at this club was reeeeeaaaally bad. I had seen this place since I was a kid so one night I decided to check it out... BAD IDEAD! I kind…

Visited Kittens again last week. It's certainly one of the best spots in Melbourne to enjoy some friendly girls. On Thursday night there were two girls who got up on stage and did a pretty…

This review will cover 3 dancers experienced over 3 days from a Monday night thru a late Thursday afternoon period of time. I've detailed the club in my long review this past Spring. On Monday…

I am out from out of town visiting Austin, and decided to check out XTC due to its nude dancers, I don't want topless. The $3 parking charge is what it is, but what shocked…

This is for the money, THE BEST CLUB IN OKC(technically, I think it is del city, but whatever)! The club is easy to get to and there is plenty of parking. The club is in…

Visited a few times already, had good times in here however sometimes you have some girls that just want to rip you off. If you can find the right girl a good time can be…

It is in the basement of a lingerie store! U pay 600 SEK in the store with the info that you have a private show! 2 girls where on shift, very friendly and nice! First…

Went in last Friday (9-7-12) at about 10pm. It was my first time in this club since the Candy Store. Place was busier then I expected as opposed to some peoples reviews? Then again it…

Went today at about 8pm.. INCREDIBLE for a Monday night.. 3 girls that were about a 9 on my scale, and the rest were 5-7's.. Got a VIP from Sadie, who is one of the most…

Finally got a chance to revisit my favorite low key spot. The $15 before midnight on weekdays cover is still the same. The parking is across from the club and same frisking as every…

Drink prices are reasonable. Dances are $10 on main floor and $25 vip. Got a coupon of the website for free admission. The waitresses are cute and friendly, they make sure you're taken care of.…

I was in Toledo for the evening and decided to take a look at the clubs I hadnt been to yet. I first went to Scarletts because of the ratings on this list. I arrived…

I stopped here to see what the new Platinums was all about. This was my first time in here and my second club of the night. The parking was nice and well lit and Security…

Went there on a Friday night around 9. Had to valet parki which I thought was ridiculous. Would rather park across the street and walk then HAVE to pay for parking. Outside is a little…

I went here based mostly on word of mouth reviews while in Tampa on business. I must say, this place...exceeded my expectations!!! The girls were pretty much all really hot and the atmosphere…

Went with my girl on a Thursdays couples night, it was her first time to a strip club so I did some research and this place had good reviews. We sat near the back for…

Whoever knows Lexxi needs to kick her ass the next time they see her. I am ashamed to say I was in this hole. The only thing good about thishole is that its closed from…

This was my first and last visit to Fannies. Seemed more like a neighborhood bar. This was an early evening visit, but there were only 5 white/hispanic girls on duty and not rated…

cover charge ranges from $5-$15 given the night. weekends is usually $15. once inside you don't have to look far for change of bills. An ATM greets you as well as pasties offering u a…

Continues to shine. Not much more needs to be said about how great this club is. Easy to get to from I-95. Large parking: valet or self, you choose. Friendly bouncers. I paid $10.00 Cover.…

Stopped by to check out the place since I have not been there since the latest changes. Everything inside seems about the same but I noticed they are now charging a buck at the door,…

Last stop on a three club swing through Akron on a Wed night just after midnight. As I walked in both doors were open and bar looked full saw people getting dances from the sidewalk.…

At the the present time this is really the only club in Utah worth visiting. On a Friday afternoon there were 6 or 7 dancers and all were attracive. I got some lapdances from Katelynn,…

After Tampa my business trip brings me to Huntsville, Alabama. When I was here last time visited Fantasia and Iliked this place. Went there on Wednesday night. Paid $5 entry fee and took my seat…

Majic city .. sometimes affectionately deemed Trajic city is a gigantic mixed bag. 2 words that perfectly sum up the girls is MIXED BAG!! They have super sized BBWs working there, occasional models & out…

this place is small and it was packed from wall to wall so many people we had to stand tell we found seating. mixed group of girls.refreashing to hear a womans voice on the microphone,$20…

Here's the lead: Cheetah is still a nude club, as the website says. It is just not as much of a nude club as it used to be. Here's why. Dancers on the runway (two runways…

Stay away from Sonale..Cuban girl..will ask you to buy all kinds of stuff and will promise everything and I mean everything..she will do things to herself in VIP, but nothing for you.gives a great sob…

I went after a long day at work to enjoy some beers and company. I walked in and I was charged 20$ for cover which I guess most clubs do. But after that the beer…

this place was nice it had a bar area where i heard you can eat at during the day.the woman that were here wear very pretty a memorable one was christy tall blond very friendly.…

So, I am a bit of a fan of this club. I do hate the "walk-around" tip nature of San Diego clubs, but given the quality here, I am not too mad to get…

First time visitng, average size club, a little smokey. stayed about 3 hours, very hot girls a nice range of sizes, even a dancer that must have been about 6.4 way tall i belive…

First time here, but after one visit I am prepared to call this the best place in NJ. Easy to find, just a few feet off the Parkway. There was good parking, you can use…

My visit to Nite Moves wasn't that bad. I went on a Monday around 10pm or so, there were 2 visable dancers and I'm assuming maybe a few more in the back. Place is clean,…

$10 cover which gets you 2 sodas and lunch if you go early. Bartender was stunning and friendly. Since there were more dancers than customers, I got pounced on as soon as I got there.…

Stopped by this club at the recommendation of a friend. When I arrived the parking lot was crowded and congested. I paid a $5 cover to get in and was patted down by Security before…

Compared to the rest of DE, this isn't that bad of a club. It is little, but has an open neighborly feel to it. Sat down near the bar against the wall, and didn't get…

This was an interesting club. My first time here. Cover was $15 and the dances were $25 each. Most of the girls 5's tops, but there were a few knockouts. Unfortunately…

If you're used to bigger-name places like Landing Strip or Hustler Club, this place is not for you. No private dances, no absolute knock-out girls, no high-class amenities. If, however, you're in the area or don't…

Got there early on a Saturday. Hadn't been there in 10 years. Very nice place, big and clean. There were 15-25 dancers hanging around waiting to dance on the main stage. I sat at the…

High Heels is a gem in the country. It's difficult to find (you may need your GPS to find the place) but it's worth the effort, especially on the weekend when you have 15+…

If you like the kind of club where the top girls a hidden away in a VIP areas where you will never see them then this is the club for you! Walked in with $500…

Has been 8 months or so since I was in Austin. I used to make it a point to be in town for the Tuesday night party and Perfect 10. But read lots of reviews…

Man what happen to Yellow Rose?? Used to go often on Tuesday nights for the 2 dances for $20 special. Used to be a good number of hot babes. Not any more. Showed up at…

Came up to get my friend some dances. I actually ran into a girl I used to work with who is now a server up here! Great to see her again. Had a few drinks…

If you have been following my reviews I missed reviewing this one club after the first time I visited it 6 months ago. I will try and make up for it now with better…