Reviews

Traveling south I decided to stop in at Babes. It was Sunday around 7pm so I wasn't expecting much. I haven't been here in many many years, I don't remember if there was a VIP…

Parking lot is a hazard with lots of potholes and broken glass. The building is a flat roofed small structure. You open the door and it takes a minute for your eyes to…

For a Monday afternoon, there were quite a few people inside. Walked in, paid my cover, and had to allow my eyes to adjust. Once they did, I was pleased to see that…

the block is always hit or miss...tonight was a miss. After visiting almost every spot on the street the fellas ended the night at Hustler. I'll spend my time discussing the positives of this…

So i went out on a thursday night. this wasnt my first stop, i hit the clubs at around 10, i went from BYOB club to BYOB club. The first one i went to had…

This club is probably the busiest in the metro Atlanta area. It's nicknamed Ho-Asis for a reason... it's filled with drugs and prostitutes basically. If you want to see a busy scene, go…

This place was the tender trap where ur buck went far. Now is regulated. If a girl lap dances too long they are right there to tell her to stop. Annoying. And if a girl…

I happened to be in Columbia for the day so I visited the two most often reviewed clubs in the area. I went first to Platinum Plus, then to Heartbreakers, arriving at HB around 2:00. Unlike the last…

Interesting night at tropical Beauties across the street so tried Tiffany's. Most of the girls were sitting around hanging out not working. Got a drink and went to a table. After a few songs girl…

Stopped into Platinum Plus early on a Monday afternoon. Not a lot of customers were present, but there were probably 15 dancers. Talked to a couple of dancers and then I saw that Texas is…

Overall i am not too impressed with this club. I think there are better in Baltimore and better value for your money as well. Stopped by because I parked next to the club…

I stopped by this place a few months ago on a weeknight around 9:00. It was very slow, and there were maybe three girls working. There's a big stage for the girls in…

Headline: Good, free food. Sports on TVs Everywhere. Pool Tables. Beer, Liquor, Semi-Nude Girls and Lapdances. I went on a Monday to catch some football surrounded by beautiful women. The atmosphere was cool. The girls…

I have been to the Cat House a couple of times. There is only one reason to go: Lapdances. If you are choosing between CatHouse and Temptations, definitely take the Cat House, but if you…

Well it had been several months since I stopped in for a little "me" time so I took this opportunity when I was in the neighborhood. I won't bore you with the club layout…

This place is really gross. If you like the combination of a truck stop and and dingy strip club then your in luck. I have been there sadly more than once because I have friends…

I was there recently after living there close by for quite some time. It was my go to bar of choice because it was so close to home I could stumble to bed (or drive…

Many years ago this was my very first strip club ever! It was a right of passage if you lived in Southeast Michigan to go there when you turned 18, well many years later I…

This bar is small. As soon as you walk in there is a little booth were you pay the cover ($5), Parking is $5 also. There is a big bar by the entrance and the…

After not visiting this place in a long time, decided to check it out again. Since every place in Grand Rapids is now a bikini bar only, the playing field is level and this place…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. I had seen ads for their "Hustler Honey Search." Actually had heard on the radio that if you mentioned the station and show you heard it on…

I have been going to Follies for about 12-15 years(now that sounds pathetic). I have never been as pissed off as I was on my most recent visit. I have told myself I…

Lumberyard II is the biggest club in Cedar Rapids and the major destinatio for anyone looking for a club. It is located just off the interstate but takes a little meandering to find. It…

Still remains clearly far and away the best club in Massachusetts, although its proximity to RI gives it competition. The uniform $25 songs is a better solution than the silly wristband strategy they had…

This review is a actually a summary of my last two visits to Lexx – one was on a Saturday night – the other on a Monday night. Lexx is a mid-sized all-black SC that has…

Group of friends took a Trip do Vegas for a bachelor party. Were like lets go to the strip club. We a guy giving out free Cover and limo to Treasures. The only thing we…

Came to the bird around 12:30 AM. I usually come during the day but was a little drunk and thought i should stop by and see what's good. And it was ok. being that it…

After reading many reviews it pointed to club downtown. We selected this club as it was billed as couple friendly. This is the first time I've visited a club with gals in tow. I had…

Of all the strip clubs I've been to, Mardi Gras has the hottest ladies around. Have not found one in Montreal that comes close to Mardi Gras. I've been visiting MG for 3 years. It's…

I was in the mood for a change of pace in my SC venue, so I thought I'd stop by Haven Place. I had seen it as drove along US 40. It doesn't…

The club location is convenient to downtown. I walked from my hotel and it took me about 15 minutes. They only charged a $5 cover as the home football game was still going on. The…

This place is by far my favorite strip club in Montreal. I went up there during college break with some other college buddies. We had a blast and couldn't stop going to Cleopatra. Dances at…

Ok, any strip club monger who is in Salt Lake City has got to be wondering - Hmmm... Utah = Mormon Land, but there are strip clubs here. So what are the clubs like and…

I've been here several times over the past few months. Always plenty of sexy ladies that are very talkative, yet don't hound you too much. I like the fact that the drink waitresses…

This is my first time ever at Starz and Gardena for that matter. I was in the area for business, so I stopped by. I wanted to check out the other Gardena clubs, but I…

Did my research, decided to see what's what at Gallaghers 2000. Arrived at about 10pm on a Wednesday, paid (I think) $10 to get in. Sat at the bar and put away two…

I was with three friends of mine out to check out a club I visited the Sunday before. The free passes I had been given were helpful. They went to the bar for drinks and…

Wednesday night between 10:30 and midnight. Not crowded but not empty. Unfortunately hardly anyone was tipping at the stage so I end up funding the whole place. The bartender was personable and has a great…

This was my first strip experience. My buddies and I were thinking of going to TD's, but we wer e drinking at The Library and decided roust try this place out. Needless to say we…

Oh man. Of the many club experiences I've had, this was by far the best. Got there around 7 on a Thursday with a female friend. Had a couple drinks (reasonable prices) and got a…

Hit up The Body Shop for the first time in a long time this past Friday. It was my first visit after the club burned down a few years ago and the rebuild is good.…

I went by Spearment Rhino and it was not too busy on a weekday.They pad you down before you enter and it cost $22 to go in . Lots of hot Dancers here! I…

I have driven by this place 100 times, you can see it from the 91 freeway, especially at night when it's all lit up. It's a bit hard to find, its the first left…

Highlight of my visit was meeting this busty blonde dancer for $125 of 2-for-1 dances (10 of them, awesome at $12.50 per song - unheard of elsewhere). She truly used her assets (EE cup, juicy…

Finally had a chance to visit HiLiter and I will be back as soon as I can get back to Phoenix. Met fellow TUSCLer TABB there to compare notes and some strip club fellowship.…

We arrive late one Saturday night after a spur of the moment decision to check this place out. We were already out for my birthday, but somehow some of those I was with failed to…

Went back to the Electric Blue after being away for awhile. Marissa the bartender is still there and looked hot as always. I was very disappointed in the number of dancers working. I didn't see…

I pop into Macombos once or twice a year. It's nothing if not consistent; the woman who runs the joint keeps tight control on things. And with it being the only club not downtown…

Not sure what happened to my original post. arrived 6Pm Sunday- I already had enough beer in me, so I did not bring any to this BYOB club. Paid $15 cover. Plenty of parking. Only…

Was looking to kill a little time this past Sunday afternoon and decided a trip to this club was in order. The Sunday lineup here is typically an odd collection of day and night crew,…

Visited PT's on a Wednesday afternoon and just didn't pick up on good vibes this visit. I sat down at the floor level circular stage. Two dancer's were dancing, both young and skinny,…

I picked up a friend at O'Hare just before rush hour traffic. We decided to wait it out at HB's. We paid our $10 cover and were able to find 2 seats at the bar.…

I got into Zanesville a few months ago. I like this club. It is byob though so come prepared. Soft drinks a buck. During the week it is not too crowded, about 3-5 dancers.…

Was in town once again, so headed back this way. When I walked in I was approached by an older gal who said she definitely knew how to use her tongue to leave…

From the moment you arrive, the doormen (Eric or Bo) are happy to see you and take you to the table of your choice; $20 Tip appreciated but not required. Great waitress service, unfortunately the…

I was in the area for business. I looked up what was around and saw this location. People were nice at the door and its a safe area. Club looked pretty nice and even has…

This is a pretty good club, but you can't tell from looking at the outside. The girls are friendly enough, but I had to sit through a few overweight ones til the decent ones came…

This IS the place to go in Providence. The people who work their are extremely friendly and not pushy at all. You can go in, sit at the bar and have some lunch for a…

This place is amazing. Went up there last Thursday night and had the time of my life. The two drinks pretty much balanced out the cover charge and the girls were siimply gorgeous. Had a…

This club now holds the record for the shortest time I have ever stayed in a topless bar. Came is, sat at a table by the bar (small bar was full) and was approached…

I haven't been in here for quite some time and thought I'd give it a try once again. My first visit was pleasant enough to warrant a few more visits over the last summer. Here's…

Previous reviews are correct regarding this joint. There were 8-10 girls, mostly Russian and hot! However, I choose a sexy latina on this day. I had one beer and off we went to the "lapdance"…

It was pretty nice. First time in a strip club in portland and I definitely enjoyed myself. Beer was expensive, but not terrible. Dancers were hot and varied from super pushy to not so pushy.…

I was excited to go to this Club with my wife, because they promote couple friendly on their website. Certainly, it is the best Club in Cabo, but disappointing nevertheless. I think because we live in Vegas…

Very laid back club in the afternoon. Went there around 3 pm when private dances are $10. Club was not very full but the girls told me that nights are the time go…

Jiggles is Jiggles. Go there if you want solid to great lap dances (nothing illegal). There is usually some good diversity in body shape/ethnicity/age. with dancers ranging from barely legal to cougar types. Older girls…

Went here on a recent afternoon. As usuall the stage dan es give you a pretty good idiea of how the LDs will be. Selection of dancers was good but most seemed to lack any…

This is a great place. It's the first stop in North Beach for my wife and me. It's a classic couple-friendly place, much like the Gold Club in downtown SF: clean, consistent, low-pressure,…

It seems the only love this club gets on TUSCL is my yearly pilgrimage. So I won't deny it that little bit of much deserved publicity. This club has it all. Yes,…

I have always loved bikini contests, wet t-shirt contests, and nude contests. I have spent more time on the Internet searching for such things than I would like. Seeing nude, or nearly nude girls, working…

hi my wife and i visit strip clubs all over every city we go to so far the best one we have visited pin-up was the best so far the club was very clean so…

Venetian is a very nice topless strip club with a full bar located in Anaheim near the 91 Freeway. I've been here about a half-dozen times and have enjoyed their extensive bar selection, friendly support staff,…

stopped here last tuesday about 7pm - one dancer at a time inside the square bar. beer well priced, pleasant and friendly older barmaid. a couple of girls sitting at the bar chatting…

Great place with alchol and good milage laps. When you get in you have to pay a cover charge and then enter the club. To the right is a nice bar with small stage dancing…

First of all, I was really looking for reviews of Munich places on here because there is a seedy underside to this scene in Europe. This place has a bar, and girls who circulate it…

CLub Blaze was pretty good the second time I went. There are a lot of ladies looking to make some money off of you. This club is hood.....very hood. I even saw people selling weed…

I read the reviews on Pandora's and decided to give it a shot. I will say that I had low expectations going in. I found that the location isn't bad. Parking is good and discreet.…

I've been to the "Bare" on every day of the week, once per week spread over a 2 month period. This club is the best kept secret in Miami. The girls are friendly and…

The Silver Bullet is not the fanciest topless bar, but it certainly is not the worst either. The club itself is rather small and can feel cramped inside when it is filled to capacity.…

In town for work and decided to check this club out...wish i had gone somewhere else as the girls here where at most 6 or 7 in my opinion. Got into the club, sat down…

The parking lot still sucks (go slow on the turn in) - but the upholstery in the lap dance area has been replaced! Very early afternoon trip, lots of dancers already in the house, headed to…

Was free that evening so I decided to take a trip over to FC. Was glad I did. I think the talent has improved since I was last there. More chicks with…

Been here a few times lately, and Red Parrot never fails. Every time I come here the girls are always some of the best I've seen in El Paso (up there with Dreams), and…

Club is dark and seedy looking but gives the most consistent high mileage dances of any club in El Paso. No gorgeous girls here, just descent looking girls that will do anything to please a…

I was in Vegas for a conference. Plenty of spare time. As a loyal member of tuscl, I thought of checking out one of the highly rated clubs here. That happens to be spearment rhino.…

I visited Silk on a Tuesday early evening and was grateful to find 6 dancers on the shift, entertaining about as many patrons. The mix of dancers was good, with one friendly, beautiful, busty black…

What follows is a fictional diatribe of a constantly hallucinating man... I swear I just went in for a beer or two and to watch Sunday night football, but this gorgeous girl, M**, just plopped down…

Harry O's is a nice hang out place where you can get a great lap dance for a price. Wink wink. The lap dance room is a not private at all you sit next to…

This club is the best in the area. Decent drink prices, $20 dances, free entry with sports tickets or bus/limo service. One large stage, one small stage, and a stage upstairs. Dances against the walls…

Nice club, quiet and safe street. Expensive but nice looking girls. Not much silicone. I was there on a Tuesday evening, 9 girls on shift. Place was empty at 10pm, slightly busy but…

Been there looking for some fun. Girls are nice, but no perfect 10. Just average girls. Lots of smoke...which I hate.Waiters are not motivated...unfriendly. Girls are dancing and then going around to collect tips for…

Decided to check out Inner Room since I was bored. The club is located very close to the beach and around other strip clubs. You drive at around 45mph then you slow down to about…

I love the bluemoon so much that i had to make my name that for this site. Girls are very friendly, no drama, give you all the attention and dont try to hustle you. been…

Checked out 007 this saturday evening when I pulled up to the club the place was jammed packed so i had to park on the street there is valet parking but the place was so…

I went down there Friday night and wasn't expecting a whole lot based on recent experience, but I had more than my fair share of wonderful ladies give me a fun time. I do…

A really great visit is this club that is on lots of folks hot lists. I was there at about 2:00 on a Monday. There was no cover charge and drink price was reasonable for…

You better eat your Wheaties, there's a new chick in town!!!! She's an out-of-towner, CA or AZ, and she's here to party. Once in a while you bump into some chick who knows what guys…

Haven't been in a few years, but was in the area and finally got to go back. Went around 2 on a Friday evening. Still $5 cover, which gets your 1st beer free.…

By far the best club that I have been to. Dancers are friendly and the club is off the beaten path. Club is about 1/2 hour in Jersey out of Philly and well…

I was at the famous sundowner with my husband on saturday.It was only 8.30 but it was already packed The dancers are very friendly some seem to like couples more then others We aren't the…