Deans - A good club but showing it's age.

I've been to Deans off and on over the years. It's in the middle of Miami and Fort Lauderdale. When you walk in there's the VIP Section to the left and the main area on the right with a few stages, a lap dance room and some other VIP Rooms I've never ever seen occupied. For whatever reason, like a lot of Miami clubs this place gets started late - don't bother showing up before 10pm and I've always found a place to sit. Once you do get there it's about $20 to get in the club with drinks around $10 but don't expect anything fancy. The club is pretty clean with door guys, bathroom attendants, etc. Everyone's generally nice, friendly, well dressed, etc. meaning it's safe and if I brought my friends to any strip club it'd be this one. No food which is okay but small snacks or something would be nice. There's usually a good line up with something for everyone but after the pandemic things have taken a turn with it being mostly Cubans. Don't get me wrong, that's fine but now days you've got to watch yourself and carefully count songs because they'll cut them short or claim the dance room is $30 when it's $20. Finally, in the past there used to be so much more. The Russians? Gone or maybe one or two left. The cute Eastern European Girls? Not really but there a MILF that's cool, fun to talk too but not my type. The Asians? Not there anymore. Some random white New York girls are come in occasionally but it's completely random.

At one point I ran into an incredibly attractive Lithuanian who was hot as hell and her introduction started with "I am the hottest chick in the club. You have to have a dance with me." while staring me down ice cold with no emotion. I'll admit, the harsh sales pitch work, the dance was good but it was just soulless? VIP passed my mind but her pricing was ridiculous who wanted $$$$+ and even if I was a millionaire I honestly don't think I would done it anyway.

Now, will I go back to Deans? Of course but not as much as I used too.