Reviews

Haven't been in awhile but had some time to kill so I dipped in for happy hour on Friday. I remember the 5-7pm window has often been dead, so I was surprised to see 10-12…

This place has been a go-to of mine for years for day drinking and some fun in the LD room. It's on a main road in Bloomfield but you wouldn't know it was there…

Visited the paper doll for the first time in months on a Wednesday night in January, was wanting to celebrate my birthday, and overall had a very positive experience. Walked in paid the $6…

stopped in on a tuesday late afternoon, parked in the lot on the side when, i entered and the girls were all at the bar and were older and larger than had…

In the area so stopped in for the first time in a long time. This club used to be a regular spot for me when I worked in the area but I am not around…

I had visited a nearby club by 5pm and it turned to be a thud but I still wanted to see more girls in skimpy clothes. Asked Google for nearby clubs and sunrise showed up…

I decided to brave the cold and head out to find some warmth, so off the PoleKatz I went and it was the bargain discount dance night, $10 for topless and $20 for fully nude.…

I was working in the Fort Worth area and had driven by this place a few times during the day and it looked fairly tame. On Wednesday night I decided to pop over after…

I Arrived around 9:45 on a Wednesday and stayed past midnight. Parking lot is paved and fairly well lite. The back side was darker, where the entrance is. Make sure you park under…

LATE POST: Vivide did not disappoint! First time it did, second time (so so) third time was the best time lol. More on that later. Lets start from the top. The club itself is a little…

This was my first time here in a while. Even though my last visit was less than stellar, I've had some great experiences here so I'll always come back and I'm glad I did. I…

Last time I was in Denver I opted to stay close to my hotel and go to Diamond Cabaret, this visit I was determined to make it out to Players. The uber from my downtown…

In general, South Bay scene right now does not leave a lot of hope for good value and high mileage. But I decided to check out the Poodle anyway. $25 gets you in. The venue…

Came through on a Thursday, around 8:00, before the primetime dancers started showing up, but there still seemed to be a pretty solid rotation..maybe 15 girls? A lgood number hanging out on the floor, chatting…

I have been checking out the reviews for Ruby’s II for some time. It’s hard to find a BYOB club that gets fully nude and high mileage these days. Seemed too good to be true.…

Visited Invader after a very very long time on a Sunday at 8 p.m. The place was quite empty given the time. 6 or 7 girls sitting around bored out of their minds. Stopped at…

I visited the V'Ja's for the first time since the whole pandemic started, so it had been over 3 years. To start off, the interior of the club has not changed from what it was…

The statistics: Small club in Pasco county. Full nude with a bar. Small stage in one corner. Small VIP area in the adjacent corner with dance rooms behind. The bathrooms are located behind the bar. The…

This is my favorite nyc club. Not because it’s necessarily amazing but for nyc standards it serves the purpose. If you haven’t been it is located off a highway. Kind of random area not much around.…

I have been to Leather and Lace Southend a few times before but never got around to leaving a review. I have recently moved to Charlotte full-time after commuting here for work for about a…

I went on a Thursday night after visiting the Rhino. There, I got a few dances but nothing progressed to extras territory and I was looking for more. So I went to Synn. Frisked as…

Was out of town for work so I stopped in to check it out. BYOB and they have a beer cooler as well that they keep stocked, just leave a tip. It was very dive bar…

Stopped by at Bucks during a visit to El Paso. First time at a strip club in El Paso and it just so happened that the hotel I was staying at was in the same…

Let's cut to the chase with the finances from my recent visit to The Barrel on a chilly Friday night in late January, arriving around 10 PM. Cover: $15 Initial drink (Whiskey on the rocks): $8 Subsequent drinks…

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening around 10pm at the end of December. There were maybe 3 or 4 other people at the bar. I was greeted nicely by a cute bartender who was…

I arrived about six. For those who haven’t read all the other reviews of this place, it’s an adult book store with booth girls in a gallery off to the left. The available…

So, I've just returned from a trip to Cheetah's in the Pompano Beach triangle (at least it was a triangle the last time I could read anything on here). It's Sunday, I got there…

Located in a strip mall off beach next to a spa by the taco bell. Charge is $15 during the day at the entrance and a quick pat down. If you know the manager they…

I only had an opportunity to visit one club during my most recent vacation to Phoenix, and decided to make it Chica's. My decision was based on several factors, primarily abundant Latina's, as well…

Bandaids Sat/Sunday 1/20/2024 Midnight to 12:30 AM Sunday I knew the vibe would be the opposite of Bourbon Street, where I spent over 3 hours with Higgs. First, the required old stuff: Layout: Walk into the…

Bourbon Street Saturday 1/20/2024 from about 8:30 PM to 11:45 PM Warning: Long as usual, so if you have limited concentration or interest in being used to short tweets or now x posts, my reports will…

Colorado was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Houston, in the "Mahatma Gandhi District". There were a bunch of restaurants nearby, Indian and otherwise. There was a large free parking lot behind the club,…

My first review since new management has taken over. As you might expect, prices have gone up, no surprise there,but... jeeesh...$8 for a bottle of water ? And bartenders are no longer allowed to give…

Last club visit of 2023 ended on a good note in that I got to try 2 new (to me) dancers, one aspect of clubbing that I like. Starting out, place was mostly SRO during…

Our group of 6 went to Crazy Horse after a game, so late evening. Nice club, good location, and the staff is professional. The pricing for our group was transparent and felt to be…

Still my go to club. Wed's night are the busiest and it's hard to get parking on the street, you can pay for vip parking though. Cover is a bit pricey, It was almost $40…

Was feeling SC itch, middle of the week but too tired to make the drive to Tampa, so I figured I'd go and at least get a drink. Located in SC district of Orlando, there's…

Been in Houston a few weeks, so checking our the strip club sceen. After some boring meetings I decided to check out Splendor. It is located a block or two off one of the main…

Short review because I barely spent 30 minutes here. When you walk in you pay the door girl, club is behind a door so you can't see anything. It was Saturday night, early January, but…

Went on Saturday night on the way to SC. Got there around 10:45 pm, figured it would be pretty busy at that time. It was busy, but not crazy. Parking lot is big, easy to…

Located on a busy downtown street. Walked in around 3:30 pm. No cover or bouncer. Average sized place with two stages. Bar in the middle. Cheap drinks. Two beers…

This was my first post-Covid trip and it was awesome! I had come close to visiting multiple times in 2022-2023 but work schedules just didn’t permit me getting over the border for a few hours.…

Club Location: Right off route 84 in a plaza shared with a Subway and a couple other businesses. The club itself is in the lower level of a pizza place. Parking is plentiful enough, there is…

My first time back in awhile not much has changed but there are a few new girls, and a couple of new room options. I got there…

I haven’t been to Hustler since they open back in 2010/2011. It was all the hyped back in the days. Well the hype is definitely gone. Still, I wanted to re-visit this…

Had not been back to Gallaghers in a long while, especially since other reviews all stated mediocre service. Area is safe and they are only open afternoons Thursday-Friday. Weekday afternoons here were always the best.…

Stopped in at Oasis last Wednesday afternoon/evening around 6pm. Club is in an industrial area across from car dealerships and off site airport parking companies. Club has its own parking lot, which is…

The entrance was weirdly heavily guarded, as in security were equipped with rifles, but they weren't eyeing people down; they seem seasoned. Walking in was fine, the cover was $20 as we were there a…

Been stopping by this spot since it was Scores in the mid-2010s. Seen many great girls come and go. This being south GA, we lose a lot of them to the larger markets of Atlanta…

Our group visited a number of Strip Clubs while in Las Vegas during a recent trip and we saved Spearmint Rhino for last as we had heard it was the best strip club in Las…

The Purple Orchid is in an industrial part of Philadelphia. There is a large, open, free lot. The room has the standard Philly layout- a stage inside the bar with two poles. During the day,…

Dropped in when I had some time to kill. Nothing spectacular but depending on the girl you might get a really good grind. When you walk in bathrooms immediately to your right down a hallway.…

A few things to know about this joint 1) you will need to pay for parking. I went during the late afternoon and they only charged 3 dollars. No biggie since there was no…

This is one of the better options in the Chicago area particularly when considering it's proximity about 10 minutes from O'hare and 25 west of downtown. The valet parking requirement is the only near deal…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…

Haven't visited for a while, but had some time and decided to check in. Literally, nothing has changed. The bar is to the right, crowded as always with regulars. The stage is pretty large right in…

I was shocked when I walked back in this place for the first time in more than 6 months. It has changed ownership and they actually spend some money to remodel. The stage…

Went on a Saturday afternoon, walked through the crowd of people at the door and smelled the strong odor of weed. It’s legal in ohio so whom am I to judge. As you walk in…

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…

Went at 1am on a Friday after getting in on a late flight. Figured I would check out a new spot this time around. Paid the $20 cover, walked in and there were maybe 8…

I just rolled in from Rio. I rolled about 11 pm not knowing what to expect. The parking lot was about a third full, so I did not expect much. I parked near the front…

PLACE The exterior is well lit and appeared renovated, it felt safe enough considering the overall area and the time I visited. Like everywhere else in Las Vegas nowadays it smells like weed, but there…

Haven't been here in a few years. Decided to get back to my old spot. As expected, all new faces Came in mostly to scout and watch the stage dancers. Pretty busy for early afternoon. Used…

Stopped into Rosewood for the first time in a while. The numbers were in my favor as there were about 25 women vs 20 or so patrons. The women were aggressive this time. They…

it has been a long time since I visited Dancers. Every time prior to this visit, it was just okay. Nothing to write about. Rahter boring and disappointing. But this time was better.…

In summary, BBF is one of the best managed strip clubs in Indy. Free parking, $5-$10 cover, always have at least one dancer on stage, comfortable seating, wide range of mileage, fair VIP prices with…

Traveling for work, as I often do these days, and this place is nothing to write home about when it comes to appearance and curb appeal, but it certainly gets the job done. Parking on…

I walk past this bar regularly and as such, have been a number of times. This night, I was talked into going in again by the doorman and I sat at the bar…

The club has changed much at all over the last 20+ years. Run down building but reasonably clean. The thug factor isn't too bad. There was a gun shot in the place…

I’ve visited this place before, since I only live three towns away. So I won’t say much about the physical layout and focus more on the inside. It’s a blue building that sits right on Rt…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will be more graphic…

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…

An update that nothing has changed. Parking is still free. $10 entry with a light pat-down. Mostly Latinas with little English and a few black girls. Had a few $10 laps with…

I should have known better, but had some time to kill and made a midday stop. It was not worth it, not at all. Door girl checked and my "membership" was still up to date,…

I had a night to kill in MKE after a work trip so decided to try out Heart Beakers. I showed up around 9 and paid the $10 cover and the manager Brian let me…

Stopped in on a Friday night over the holidays. Pretty much the same setup as usual, with the exception of holiday lights strung up along the perimeter of the room - actually added a nice…

Went in around 11pm on a Monday, so assumed it would be pretty dead and it was. The place is nice - not your typical club - a bar at the entrance, and in the…

I was in the area a bit before 7 when I got done with a meeting and decided to check it out. I had heard that it was managed by some of the Oasis people…

Secrets is a Dive Bar, but well run and friendly. Single stage, no DJ - all music comes from a music vending box that the ladies pay for with their dollars. 2 pool…

Just completed my first visit to Booby Trap from 6-8pm and I have mixed feelings. On the plus side, the ratio is very good, the dancers are generally not pushy, the decor and couches and…

We started our Cabo strip club night at Mermaids next door. It was like going to a minor league game before going to an MLB game. The beers were half as much but…

Decided to check this place out after avoiding it on my last couple of trips to Cabo. We hit it up prior to heading next door to open our wallets at Splash for the rest…

I was in town with friends for a guys weekend. The night before, I hit up Play It Again Sam's (see my review). We decided on Palomino based on their VIP Specials; as…

I’ve been here a few times, but usually on Fridays and Saturdays. Got a free pass from one of the weekend dance specials and figured I’d see what these discount Tuesdays were all about. Coming…

The club is in a perfect location in downtown Kansas City with plenty of parking nearby. If you don’t want to park close you can always park and take the street car that has a…

This place is right off the 52 and 163, and it's a pretty small but elegant looking (at least it tries to) club. They have a tiny parking lot but you can always park across…

American Bush is in South Salt Lake City, the city just south of Salt Lake. While it’s in an industrial part of town, it still feels pretty safe. The entrance fee was $7, and the…

Rather than being alone a miserable at my hotel, I dropped in on a cold winter night. This was my first time in Canada so I was sure on what expect. Located in the downtown…

So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to access as it isn't far from either of the main highways that run…

First time clubbing in Chicago area. This place is more of an after hours spot than anything, but it's one of the only nude spots in the area. Only open late in the week and…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out. First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one in use during…

I have been a regular to the Hole for many years. I stopped going during the height of the pandemic, but have slowly been going back. I went last Tuesday in the late afternoon for…

What's up fellaz, I'm an OG Sweatpants No Draws back corner crew. I've spent a lot of money here over the pass decade. Dated a few girls, stay cool with girls I met here…

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…

Came in on a Tuesday since they were closed on Monday. Parking lot was huge and place looked like it would closed down to be a fire works warehouse twice a year. $15 entry fee.…

Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing it…

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…

Late decision to stop in with a couple friends late Friday night. Not familiar with the area but seemed like a safe neighborhood. Parking lot right next to the club. I think it was $35 for…

Was back in Seattle and this time with a coworker. I suggested trying out a new club for him and we headed to The Playground. I met a hot AA dancer at Kitten’s…

Was there from 3-5 PM. No cover or parking. Very lively crowd. 15 dancers, mostly white. Ranged from 5-7 with one absolute 9. Same beer was $7 for the first round and $8 the second…