Reviews

Work brings me to Honolulu several times a year and I have visited a number of the local clubs. I tend to group the clubs into 3 levels. The top clubs in town…

Dropped in after much contemplation one night, and I was not disappointed. The place was much cleaner than I had originally assumed it would be, and the dancers were all very attractive! There was one…

Came in on Friday night around 11PM with a friend. Bouncers were friendly and seated us right away. Cover was $25, which was pricy, next time we should come earlier. Many girls came to us…

Went here on a Tuesday night. I had a good time at Paradise Girls last week but that night, I was told only 6 girls were there. Plus the dude would not budge on the…

With the strict rules in the Knoxville area, MTM's is a diamond in the rough. I rolled in right at midnight on a Thursday night, parked, and debated even going in the place at first…

The outside of Emerald Club looked nicer than MTM's and I had been highly pleased with my earlier lap dances at MTM's, so the expectation was Emerald Club should be better - what a disappointment!…

The Mouse's Ear is in a great location in west Knoxville behind the Krystal's. Looks slightly better than a dump on the outside. The inside is only marginally better. DJ plays a good set of…

Visit here when I am doing business in the Quakertown/Allentown area. It does have a different layout...bar runs down the side, the stage is at the end of the bar, so sometimes it is a…

Went to the Flamingo on a Tuesday evening.  It's a nice club inside with a lot of room. This is a non smoking club. The waitress was very friendly and helpful,…

I went to Babes this past weekend. I arrived there around 9:00 pm. Parking is free & there were only a few cars in the parking lot. The venue isn't anything fancy. They have a…

Alright so I am in CLE for a few days and, in an experimental mood, decide to try this place out during the daytime. I go on a Friday afternoon at about 4PM.…

I have some sad, sad news my tuscl friends. Unfortunately, Monty's has now closed its doors permanently. It was an alright club in its day, but the hotel that it resides in was sold, and…

I was here on Feb 6. To sum up, this club is the middle of the road. Value isnt that great for what you get since it is a bikini club but then, YMMV. Dancers…

During a recent vacation to Panama City Beach we visited the Toy Box on Saturday evening. The club is located just minutes from the beach and from the outside it looks like your regular run…

This was my first visit to this club. If like me you arrive by car, beware the one-way system and park before you reach the club! I ended up going round a big loop again…

I really had no intention of going to this club but ended up going here anyway. I got into Toledo early for an OTC meeting with a former dancer I know. I wanted to go…

Decided to check out Mardi Gras as I was bored and had some time to kill. It's tucked back in a corner, which is fine just makes it hard to find. I believe the cover…

Went there on a Tuesday before and after a concert. 15.00 cover included VIP access (if you get there before 7pm). We were there early to get the armband which allowed us to go and…

My fourth visit and second review. It is easy to find; I have never driven but there are back streets not far away with free parking at night. It was much fuller - guys and…

The only taxi close location for this trip. Arrived around 7pm. Must be happy hour till 9. Mixed drinks were 4.50 which was excellent. Club interior was typical hard wood chairs. It seemed to be…

Stopped by last night, a little surprised by the extent of the construction zone, but didn't hinder a great time. If you've never been, or had sworn off this club, it's truly a hidden…

Been here several times and recently in the last 3 months they have taken the out the dividers along the back wall. It's a shame they did this because the dances along the back…

In a word: Yikes. This sister club to what is fast becoming my favorite spot in the city must have been adopted. It's a nice enough looking place, fairly typical for a…

Not a bad place at all, totally different speed than any other club I've visited in the city. The vibe is a little divey, at best, Cheers-like. The bar is centered around the…

It is always difficult to judge a club when you go on a quiet night early in the week. On this occasion I was pounced upon by a good looking Italian lady who gave what…

I went on Monday the place was very cool alot of xxx movies playing all over the place. Parking was easy area seemed safe, i walked in lobby and had to ring a bell and was…

This isn't a review---just recon on VIP options at Sapphire's. Read my other reviews on my take of the place. Last night I decided to really ask about the VIP permutations and had a lovely…

I have been to been to many clubs most look like someones house dark and smokey bazookas was very inviting lots of great seating a well lit stage the girls were friendly and not pushy…

FD's is one of the best in Manhattan in my opinion. Hustler is another good one too. I went to FD's on Valentine's day. Had a good time in the champagne room…

There isn't much to say that hasn't already been said. The club is located in a mixed industrial/residential area right next to some railroad tracks. The parking lot is well lit and there is no…

Went a couple of weeks ago, Wednesday about 4 or so. Fairly busy; probably 30+ dancers, several solid 8-9 types. Dancer to customer ratio was bad, and had to ask girls to get…

I had been to Teasers many years ago and basically forgotten about it seeing as I live in Raleigh and that can be a long trip. Someone had mentioned it to me and said that…

After reading reviews, I thought I'd feature Cheeks then my fave Harem on Tuesday night. The club surroundings have been reviewed before, they are true..it's a decent place, very clean. The prices were…

They recently raised their prices for dances, to a level which I think makes them not worth it. You can go to the stage side or just go get a dance from…

Went on a Friday afternoon with a buddy of mine from overseas a few weeks back. Been here before and had lots of fun at all different times of the day. Had a…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon on our way up to Big Bear. Wow (and not in a good way). There were only a handful of strippers in the club. Most were in the 2-3 range. There…

Unsafe. I have to start that way because I will NOT EVER be going back there. I went there last night about 11 with a few friends and was having fun untill close.…

Dont' go during the day (around 5pm) to this particular club. There's a mandatory drink minimum and only three girls there to dance. There was one other womman there too, but she was…

In town for a day so thought id take the gentleman's tour of phx. Stopped by for a couple of hrs on a tues night. There were a lot of guys there and probably 15…

Arrived early in evening and the club was nearly empty. Only about 4 dancers and less than 10 customers. I didn't think there many dancers working that night until the DJ announced a 9 o'clock…

Overall, one of the better clubs in Columbus. Although that's not a tremendous honor - Ohio is NOT a bastion of no holds barred adult fun. We went for a going away party…

Came here on a Friday evening (9PMish) a few weeks ago. As a whole, I'd say this is a good club with quality talent, but it's easy to spend a whole bunch of cash without…

I was in Huntington for a weekend for a concert, and thought I would check out the local scene. I hit this club first on a Friday night. I have to admit, I…

Stopped into visit after a guys night out. Gorgeous girls, topless only club. Got a dance from one Russian girl who was extremely hot. Second dance was from a Brazilian with a…

Went in on a Wednesday early evening. Been to this place a total of four times, hit or miss. The girls dance a couple of songs on stage behind confines of the bar and…

Over a decade ago, this was the first strip club I visited when I turned 18. For old time's sake, I came back with the same guy I went with that…

I've read the reviews of this place and just had to see it for myself. It did not disappoint. If you are looking for a club that offers extras, just stop looking now,…

You should definitely visit crazy horse if you have a thing for white girls. The place isn't that big, but I really like the quality of girls there. I believe the entrance was around 6…

I found this place to be very nice inside. I felt comfortable and most of the girls there were pretty attractive. As it got later in the night the place got pretty crowded and I…

stopped by on my way through Dayton last week for a few drinks and to see who was there. A lot of new faces and a few old ones from other clubs I had not…

As has been said many times before, this can be a tricky place to find, but is well worth the search once you're in! You get to it off Henry Ford, not Harwood. I was…

tuesday night was a great time for me, me amd my base were there on leave and we had a blast, different attmosphere, hot girls, great time, energy in the room was amazing, i will…

I stopped there after working 3-11 and had a few drinks in the front before going to the back. I only saw maybe four different girls and none I would classify as above a…

This place was very average as a few of my buddy's went there after work. there was only 6 girls and only one of them was hot. The drink prices are really good and the…

Hey, this is still a great place for some high mileage. Keep in mind that this place is a bit of a dive and things that should be private are less than private.…

Was working for another club at the time, and wanted to check this one out because I was in the area, and had a free pass in my wallet. Paid…

So this is a pretty typical Californian Strip Club - girls are friendly and the average is like a 7. I had two lap dances, both of which were very good. For a Wednesday night,…

In all honesty I am not sure why this place is still open! Rarely are there more than 3 girls "working" and I use that term VERY loosely! A lot of times this place has…

Been here before when it was Delilah's Den now under new management it is still the same. You walk in right in front of you is the stage and to the right there is a…

We went here after the first night of the FBR and it was packed. We found a spot right next to the stage by the private dance area and grabbed some drinks. There was a…

After a hectic business trip to north-east (9 cities in 11 days and snow all over) - felt good to be back in Texas. After paying a $6 cover waitress seated me. comfy sofa and…

This is a two night review of the club. This club used to be a guaranteed HJ, cop a feel pretty much where you wanted and some frenchin'. But it's so slowly declined…

was on a work visit and dropped by to check out the club. At first nothing really caught my attention. Guess colorado gives me that vibe compared to clubs I often to in dallas.…

Old club in an industrial area but close to freeways Parking is good and seemed relatively safe. No cover for the day and reasonable drink prices; I saw a kitchen but didn't look too…

This club looks regal and classy from outside. Inside lives up to to the facade. Makes Austin clubs look like dumps. It was early evening - don't remember the cover charge. But I paid something. There…

Ever hear a girl in a club say 'I'm not a stripper, I'm a dancer!"? Well, here it is true. The closest any girl came to nudity was a dropped bra shoulder strap.…

Open about a year now this club is finding a nice spot with good management taking care of the club and hiring some very pretty younger dancers. Drinks are average price for the area and…

Had my first visit to Go Go Rama earlier tonight and WOW! This place was awesome! Right on Route 35, and there's plenty of parking space outside. Nice open main area of the club: you…

It's kind of hard to review a club that is basically empty. But I'll review them anyway, mainly because I called ahead and the jerk on the phone said there were "quite a few" dancers…

As an annual visitor to the area, I try and check out the clubs on each visit. Last time here was a year ago, and the dancer selection was much better. This time there…

Another stop on my annual tour was OZ. This is one of the nicer, physically, clubs in the area. Laid out on multiple levels with a circular bar with comfortable seats. After tipping the…

The smoke is still bad. The bar is still old. Beer prices have gone up. CD room is still a joke. Only 4 to 6 girls per shift. So, why…

Been back to this club a few times and things have changed somewhat. Business has slowed down a bit since the holidays - but it is now essentially a buyers market since the ladies…

I have been to the Gold Club at least 5 times and only had one boring experience. I've only been there during the week and not on weekends. Generally about 5 PM is the best…

This is a decent club. Went during the day after some work meetings. Stay well into the night. Girls are in teh 6-8 rating range with some very cute ones present.…

This place is a joke! I have been employed here for years, and have never seen it look worse! The owners, I'm assuming, fired nearly everyone employed for no reason. During the fire everyone rampage,…

So, I was driving down the highway and saw Emperors off to the side. I got off at the next exit and spent, literally, almost 30 minutes trying to find the place. I…

Club Risque is a very nice place with a good atmosphere. Arrived about 8pm and it was slow. The dancers are mostly very good looking with a few that shouldn't be dancing in…

Club has a few pretty girls and a lot of not so pretty ones. Very small club. I did not like the appearance of the private lap dance room but the actual dance…

This is the poorest excuse for a strip club I've ever seen. No "Gentleman" would venture into this rat trap. This is a dive in the middle of no where, and isn't worth thinking about.…

I've driven by this club many times and thought about stopping. Most times I drive by, the parking lot is empty and I don't want to be the only guy there, so I pass by.…

We went on Valentine's day and the girls there were really nice. The DJ had some great music playing for the lunch hour. I think because of it being VDay, there were not that many…

I was there Sunday before last. Got in right at 1pm. Free. About 7 girls working. A lot of new faces. Two familiar ones brandi and ariel. Brandi is a thick white girl with glasses.…

What can I say about John's Hot Spot that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It's bombed out and depleted. Went on a Monday at around 11:15. There were 7 dancers, and they broke down…

This club seems to be the best value in the area. Dances are 5pounds a song. There's no touching, but the girls are very friendly. The club itself is small, the space…

I got to the Office around 2am and the parking lot was crowded. You had the option of paying a premium to park closer to the club. There were visibly armed security guards in the…

After several months of visiting only sleazy, extras-friendly clubs, I decided to try this somewhat more upscale place. I had been here a couple of years ago, didn't continue to visit because of the lack…

Had been a while since I visited Teasers, so I decided to pay them a visit this past Friday. I arrived about 9:30 and paid my $8 to get in (I used the coupon from…

This place continues to amaze me. I thought it was too good to be true a couple of years ago. Then last year it truly was too good to be true, with…

This a combination reveiw of 2 visits ( Sunday and Monday night). Overall visits were just okay. As far as the club goes the lack of poles anywhere is someting I miss when going here.…

One of my long time fav clubs. Go after 9pm on Sunday Monday or Tuesday. This trip was at about 2am on Tuesday nite. Still super hot girls working. I find the pre-dance time for…

Visited on a Friday night. Valet parking only. $10 cover too. But I came to eat and play, not count money. Club was busy...took a seat by the stage. Wanted a…

I was in Moscow on business and staying in a hotel around the corner, so I decided I needed to see the insides of a strip club in Russia. 1. The club was super clean…

This is an excellent club which I have visited several times. There is good selection of girls - all white and almost all British. The drinks are reasonably priced (some guys even use it as…

The clubs in the Denver area are much nicer than the one's I frequented back in Illinois. There are exceptions, however. It seems that clubs here are physically nicer, but are essentially the same game…

Passed by on a Tuesday around 6 pm and decided to have a look inside. Plenty of free parking space in the front, shared with other shops. Paid my entry a the extra for the yellow…

I've reviewed this place before but thought I would do so again because I go there somewhat regularly. I visit only during the afternoon when the place is a bit quieter and there's no…

What's up ya'll? I ment to write this review a couple weeks ago, but got lazy. I was confused of which strip club to go to between Paradise or Here, but made my decsion by…

I stopped by this place hoping to dind something going on on a Thursday night. Easy to find and plent of parking in the rear. No valet and nobody train to collect…

I went there couple month ago in the afternoon because I work around the area. It used to a good club in Los Angeles downtown, but it's been very slow there lately in the afternoon.…