$100 Cover WTF

Was in Vegas and decided to check out Hustler on a Friday night at 2am. Cover was $100, which I almost walked away, but it came with 2 drinks and a lap dance, so I went with it.

Walk in, bar is on your left, stage is on your right. A few open seats on the floor so I went and sat down. Had a nice view of the stage. Club is in overall decent shape, not quite as high end as Spearmint Rhino or some others, but definitely not a dump.

It was relatively crowded inside, and had 3 girls dancing on stage at once, and probably ~25 total dancera. Girls here are pretty pushy, and immediately started coming up to me for dances before I even had my first beer. Told a few of them no thanks, and they'd still push. Finally a hot young Cuban girl with big fake tips and a fake ass caught my attention. She came and sat with me, offered to do the free lap dance with me and guaranteed I'd do a private after that.