Definite miss

Stopped into Lusty’s last Saturday afternoon while driving through Akron. I parked at the Chicken joint and walk around the corner to the Club. Once inside my eyes had to adjust to the darkness. The club has been described multiple times. You walk in the doors and the bar is on the right. There is a small stage right inside the door to the left. There is a back room which had a couple of pool tables in it the last time I was there.

The bathrooms are back there as well. The last time I was there the mens room was closed and the only bathroom was in the womens which also doubles as a changing room. I walked in on a girl changing the last time I was there. Either way they are both gross so I try not to have to go in there.

I sat down at the bar and ordered my $3 beer. I scoped the situation and saw 3 girls. Two WOC’s and one AA. None of the three appealed to me at all. They were all over 50lbs overweight. The AA stood at the end of the bar talking the whole time. One of the WOC’s came over and asked me if I wanted a dance. Typically I’ll take one for my own team and get a dance even if they aren’t good looking so the good looking ones know I’m not cheap. This time I didn’t see any good looking ones so I told her I wasn’t ready for dances yet. She was a brunette with acne or something all over and she looked like she had a pregnant belly. The other WOC was giving a guy dances at the end of the bar. She looked uninspired.

I waited to see if anyone would come out if the VIP but after a half hour there was nothing. I decided to cut my losses and head out. Super disappointing visit. Definitely not the Lusty’s of old.