Reviews

For science, I needed to go back and get a table/lap dance, just so I could fully compare to The Golden Banana. Went on a Friday afternoon about an hour after opening. Only about four or…

So the bottom line is this place is not worth a visit on a Monday night. I showed up looking to spend a few hundred bucks and couldn’t find anyone to spend my money on,…

For the past few months I’ve been frequenting Cheetahs and Booby Trap in the area. It’s the first time I’ve been back to Diamond Dolls in over half a year because I the girl talent…

I decided to stop by Sparky's on a Thursday afternoon to see what was going on. If you've never been Sparky's has a couple pool tables, a bar, and the dance stage with the private…

Stopped by Dream Palace with the wife after leaving a nearby nightclub. Paid the $20/ea cover and walked in. As you walk in the doors, a bar is straight ahead with the only stage and…

Was in the area and decided to stop in at Titillations. I hadn't been here in many years. Place was somewhat as I remembered it, but seemed to have an upgraded look. I liked the…

Enjoyed an early Friday afternoon right after they opened. No cover and no fee for small table. I was searching for a snow bunny...blonde, thin, tiny ass, and cute face. None spotted…

It’s been well established that this establishment is a better daytime experience, but against my better judgment, I decided to stop by on a Thursday evening. I pulled into the club, which is off a…

My friends and I visited this place on Saturday and Sunday of the Wild Card round of the NFL Playoffs in Dallas. We first visited on Saturday to watch the Texans game around 3:30. There…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. There were 3 girls working and 3 or 4 guys hanging out. One of the girls was about an 8, who was dancing for one of the…

Quick Summary of Club: When you walk in there is a desk to your left where you pay cover. Then you go through 2 double doors to the main room. There are 4 poles in…

Been frequenting Cheetas’s Pompano lately, but decided to mix it up with a daytime visit to the Booby Trap. Paid the $2 parking in a safe lot and entered where there was a…

Decided to check out 4Play while in town for business for the week based on (1) proximity to my hotel and (2) rave reviews about dancer attractiveness. I was less impressed than most, which I’ll chalk…

I used to go to MSC and MBOT in SF, but those days are sadly gone. Crazy Horse SF and Gold Club Center are about the same distance for me so I now choose…

PLACE I believe my groups impressions were that we were walking into a sexy but rundown restaurant. The lighting was great, the music was surprisingly not too loud, and there were good views of the stage…

Paid the expensive cover charge to get in (hey it’s a strip club in San Francisco with no alcohol they gotta make their money somehow) and walked through the beaded curtains. The club is big…

Went to HL in the afternoon, main stage and bar to the right. Bathroom troll in full effect on the left as you enter. I met a few Cubans that did the…

Good spot in central downtown Portland with lots of beautiful women. Music level was good not too loud but, not too quiet. You were easily able to interact with the dancers and other patrons. The…

Cheerleaders is on Front Street and easily accessible from I-95 and the Schuylkill Expressway. Recent upgrades to the club include the parking lot which was resurfaced. On this afternoon there was no cover charge and the…

Hi All, I've reviewed my experiences at V a couple times. After a few times, you'll see it's really as people describe. Dayshift is best. Upstairs open on Weekends. Latinas barely speak English, etc etc…

Stopped by on my way traveling up 293. Empty parking lot, no one was collecting cover charges at the window on the right when you walk in. I went right to a table near the…

The pink palace has been described often so I'll be brief. Bright pink building on Rt 130S in Burlington. Plenty of parking. Normally on entering your eyes need to adjust to the…

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last few…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them…

Recently, had taken to popping into the fort myers clubs on my lunch breaks during the week to have a beer or two and enjoy the scenery. Would chit chat with a girl if I…

I seem to visit this place whenever I can get away and haven’t been to Oz or others nearby in months. I seem to be able to find someone for fun in the lap dance…

Headed to TT to try and catch Xena or Summer before the rush. Got there about 12:30, no valet but if he’s there it’s 5. No one manning the metal detectors and no…

Stopped by on a Sunday around 4pm, saw 5 or 6 dancers working. No cover. Had IPA’s on draft as well as your traditional beers, daft beers were $5. Started with a Puerto Rican dancer…

Arrived in the bright glare of the afternoon sun. The parking lot needed resurfacing and the building appeared dingy. It reminded me of Henry VIII in Inkster. MI. Was greeted at the door and…

Went here last week (Tuesday 5pm) with a friend and man has this place changed, plummeted into a whole new category of awful. Granted, this place hasn’t been anywhere near as good as it was…

I was bored on Tuesday evening and decided to give this club a try. I drove to this club and I did not have difficulty finding a spot to park. Entrance was 20$. Once I…

First time here on a slow Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy but I believe there is a higher price to park in front because the door guy asked me where…

I like chicas bonitas more than other clubs in Vegas because you get more bang for your buck. Entry fee is only $5 so you’re not getting price gouged at the door. When we walked…

Recently visited on an otherwise quiet night and overall can say it was the best of the clubs I visited within striking distance of the airport. The club is oriented around a long wooden stage,…

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see… Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago - the…

So, I had been to OTB a couple weeks before and got a dance from a really hot Russian or Ukrainian (I didn't catch her name, unfortunately). I didn't have the $$ or time to…

Hustler is a nice club in Washington Park, just east across the river from St Louis. It's about a ten minute drive from downtown STL. Parking is free in a large, well-lit lot (or across…

I stopped in for my annual visit around 10pm on a Saturday night. I usually Uber so no comment on parking. It’s a relatively safe neighborhood for Baltimore but I wouldn’t linger outside and certainly…

Visited late on a Saturday night. No cover charge and doorman explains how the club works and takes you to a seat if you want. It's a cash only club so you won't be running…

on my way to Florida for work so i thought i would check off Alabama on the way. Based on reviews i thought this place would be some nice hot women dancing to country.…

So after wasting about 50 bucks next door i came here. Same deal you get groped by the bouncer and 11 bucks to get in. Same deal domestic beer is about 6 bucks.…

Stopped in on a weeknight after dinner while I was in town for work. Paid the cover and sat at the bar, and the place was fairly dead. Just a few girls and most of…

Entrance: $10 after 7, except I used one of the get into jail free cards that I got at the Christmas party. Drinks: wine, $9, soda/water, $5. Plenty of waitresses and massage girls this night,…

In town for business and hit the club about 9:30pm on a Wednesday evening. Valet-$8 Cover-$20-i think. Offered table but went to bar to check out the rotation. Good selection of…

Stopped in this club after 10 on a Saturday night. You enter the club by going up 20-30 steps from the street level. Basically on the second floor of a building on one of the…

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Snowing out. Looks like there's a bar, you see the sign you might think that's the strip club, no if you look it's down some shitty road a bit behind this…

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me sort of a tight parking lot but there's spots all next door. Walk in to the lobby. There's a little chute that you talk to a…

Been here many times over the years, but the last time was March of 2022 because up until now, it was often a disappointment, especially on weekdays. Layout is unchanged despite other improvements, so I…

Went in after a Grizzlies game. Walked into the club with one large stage to the immediate right and another stage to the left. At the time there were two Asian dancers on stage and…

Decided to drop in at Club Pink just for a change of pace and to see if things had improved and if it would be worth visiting again. Answer: not really.…

This place is still my main go-to. Just haven't had much luck anywhere else in the last couple months. Come in Thursday nights after 9pm. The cover is $10 and there are easily 30+ ladies of…

Baltimore clubs going to absolute dog shit. For sure wasted potential. Cover $15. You walk in it looks upscale with mirrors(typical entrance to any night club). Cover is $15 with security scanning id.(not really upscale) Then…

So I ventured to Ups after grabbing drinks with a friend in the area. I live on the eastside, and back In its heyday Pin Ups was by far my favorite spot, esp on Sunday…

Decided to see how a place like to compared to a traditional strip club. The place is little bit hidden as they don’t have any ovoid signs just a double door that once you pass…

Wackos is located in an old strip mall just east I95 on Emerson Street. Parking in the strip mall can get a bit tight when the club is crowded. I mention this because…

Made another visit to Bucks, mostly because I have a favorite girl there. Pulled in later than my previous visits and a little after 8 they asked for a cover of 20. That sucked, and…

As the title states I almost didn’t write this review cause honestly there isn’t much to write about since I left early cause it was so terrible. As a side note I’ve been to…

Chicas Bonitas is a small club located on Harry Hines Blvd. There is paid parking as soon as you enter. I had a choice of paying either 10 dollars to self park in the front…

I drove out of my way on the Friday before Christmas to see what was happening at La Pearl and the Outer Space Club. I thought with the Holidays coming there might be some…

Are you serious??? Why even open if this place is completely dead early evenings!!! Saturday 7PM, I was thinking of going to Tootsies but I decided to a new club (new for me). So I checked…

Went in solo on a weeknight. Lots of girls, not a ton of customers at first, some gals were just sitting at the bar chatting with each other when I got there. I watched…

First time visiting this club, was in the Harrisburg area with a friend. Visited on a Tuesday afternoon around 2pm. Large fenced in parking lot, so no need to worry about someone seeing your car…

This club was always ony list to go and I finally made it a couple weeks back when I was able to get the Friday evening to myself. My flight was rescheduled to Saturday…

Decided to visit on a different day this time. Overall some hot chicks with varied VIP. Decent amount of girls working on Friday around 10-11. Parked in the back, there is tons of parking off to…

This is my first review so bear with me here. I go to clubs very infrequently and in the last few years I have been been going RI Dolls exclusively. I like it…

Wife and I went to Xplicit for the first time on a pretty busy Saturday night and was not disappointed! The club itself is quite clean and doesn't have much of a "dingy" atmosphere some…

Was bored so I decided to check the place out. No waitress, so I sat at the bar and ordered a domestic beer. The service was quick and I gave the bartender $8. There were…

I went in on a Friday afternoon, not expecting too much, but I didn't feel like driving the 1.5 hours to St. Pete or Fort Meyers. Parking lot was about half full, I think…

Visited early afternoon around 1:30pm on a $10 Tuesday. Parking is valet and $5. I believe it’s $10 if they park your car closer. In my opinion not worth it. Others have noted there’s options…

First review, bear with me. I have been to Club Blue a handful of times this is the most recent visit a few weeks ago. Spent about 300 on the night. TL,DR. Overall the club is…

I ended up at Diosa by accident around 3-4 one afternoon. I actually got lost and was turning around in this old run down shopping center, when I heard the music and noticed a strip…

As a typical PL, I didn't have anything going on New Year's Eve, so a visit the the Men's Club was in order. I arrived 10pm on NYE and forked over the $10 cover.…

Was there from 6-8. Maybe 6 girls and 3 custies when I arrived. 8-9 girls and 3 custies when I left. Dancers were mostly white with 2-3 AA. Ranged from 5+ to 7. Recognized a…

My last review of the club was when they had their Halloween Party. This review of the club is when they had their Annual Customer Appreciation Christmas Party. They hyped the party with…

I arrived almost blackout drunk to Deans Gold at about 2am on a saturday. Immediately after paying my cover I have to piss. I ask security and he shows me a bathroom to the left…

First time visiting during the evening. Got to the club around 8:45 pm. Parking lot was 3/4 full, decently lit. Paid $5 cover and got a ticket. Found a seat at…

Bottom line up front: It's a no for me chief. I've been to this place many times before over the past 20 years. It's not one of my favorite spots in the area but at different…

This was not a great trip, arriving at 4:00to the Oasis day shift , I expected something, judging by the parking lot I figured it would be decent, wrong. The door guy was very friendly…

I visited Pinky's a week ago with a buddy. I had never been here. Free entrance. It's a small little dive bar with one stage. 3 girls dance (one at a…

The best time to go to PH is the afternoon, sometime between 1:00 and 5:00. Most girls are there and dressed by 1:00 and stay until 5:00 maybe later. Its a BYOB, $10 cover, getting you…

Had been wanting to try Savanna and finally got my chance. She’s a thicker Asian with a smaller top and a chubby butt, but she has a sly sexy look and a great gift of…

It was a great experience considering it was my first experience in a strip club. As it was a first time, had no idea about the dress code- wore a hoodie, was told to come…

The O.D. Mar Inn had not been reviewed in over fifteen years, so I stopped by while in town to see what its status was. I visited at 22:15 Saturday night. Parking is free on…

I visited McHale’s around 23:45 on a Saturday night. McHale’s is basically a dive bar with strippers that takes up two small storefronts in downtown Corning. There was no cover charge to enter and parking…

I was in the area so I made a short stop at Gat's. The club has been described before with only change being new bar stools. Beer is still $4 and bar side dances are…

Late on a Thursday, I walked in and the doorman checked my ID and charged me $7. The place is small. One small stage, about 20 or 30 standard strip club tables squeezed in. I…

Went to Beach Girls a few times in Dec. Once on a week night once on a Sat. $15 cover on Sat, 10 cover Tues evening. Brought in some Coors as still is BYOB place.…

OK it is still a dive bar that has not changed. Being one of the Akron dive bars you know anything is available. When I walked in I saw only PL's and two dancers. The…

Summary: First time back here since October. Have been to Players Club a couple of times in interim. The two clubs are very different and it depends on my mood what I prefer. Players is…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner…

Driving through and reas a couple decent review about this place so I stopped in at around 3pm hoping to break up my drive with a high mileage visit. No cover and not much for talent…

Back at the Rhino for the first time since the summer. In that review, I lauded this club for being a great value with hot girls, that seems to have changed but I hope it's…

Stopped in on an afternoon between travels. Parking is tucked away off the main road, a little odd to get to, but entrance is off the back of the building. I walk in and it…

I stopped into CR the Thursday before Christmas. Club is right on rt 413 by the 95 exit with plenty of parking in the back. I've been here several times before but this time noticed…

I finally made it to the Hong Kong Club. Many thanks to ll the great advice from all the people on this site and in particular to to RonJax2, CJKent_band & Eastcoaster. Lots of other people…

I like visiting the smaller hole in the wall places locals would go to. I got there around 9:30 or 10:00 PM on a Wednsday night.It is small though. It has one main room and…

Figured I stopped by after my visit to Synn to kill another hour as I was waiting to get my car worked on down the street. Came in at about 1pm on a Friday…

Still figuring out the stripclub scene in Dallas. I decided to try out some new places. I stopped by Dallas Cab East last Wednesday afternoon, around 3P. While driving there, I realized that their are…

Haven't been here in awhile since I've gotten back into the massage scene. Walk in and the place is still pretty much the same but with some new faces. There's one of the dancer here…

I went to the Christmas Eve party. This is the second year they had the party in the post-covid era. The club opens at noon and has a hard close at 6 pm. It was…