Reviews

Came in on Monday round 10pm. The building and club itself is very nice and clean. Super tall pole, downstairs has the stage, chairs, couches and restrooms. Upstairs has the single dances on a balcony…

Desire is a small but hot spot. The girls are all 8-10s, but the prices reflect that. They have an upstairs witch is like a stupid expensive campaign room, I've never been because of the…

I went to Deja Vu on Friday around 11 pm. The cover was $22. There is no mandatory drink purchase. Upon entering, the room is very dark, with a single stage. There are ~20 dancers,…

Came in here on a Friday afternoon. Maybe around 3. Haven't been here in ages. When I came in, the bald man told me to go in and sit; there's no cover. I got a water…

It's been a while since this club had a review and I happened to be close enough for it to not be inconvenient so I decided to check it out. Arrived at about 1150pm. Maybe…

I left another club in the area and I figured I am never on this side of town at this time. Might as well see if there is a reason to visit me…

Popped in as I was passing through Edinburgh, had visited The Western Bar before the pandemic and preferred it to the nearby Burke and Hare due to its more pub like atmosphere. Not much had changed.…

Booby Trap is a two-story club with one main stage that can be seen from both floors. The first floors has a section of seating close to the stage then another section of seating a…

Went back to Lookers after a months long hiatus. I usually go on a Friday or Saturday night. This time I went on a Friday night, there weren't that many patrons. And because there weren't…

15 years ago I loved Oasis and its discreet location near the airport (and down the road from the Purple Orchid). Lately, it's been downright depressing (see my previous reviews). But, the Sirens were calling…

I visited on a Tuesday evening. The club opens at 8. I was at 8.30 pm. Only two guys were there including me. The cover is $10. It's a full nude club. There were around…

Won $1100 on the Preakness and the money was burning a hole in my pocket. Thought about donating it to a soup kitchen, or funding a youth sports team...but I have another favorite group to…

This was my second time visiting Tootsies. Two completely different experiences. It was pretty empty due to it being the end of a holiday weekend (Memorial Day). The main floor had a decent amount of girls,…

Today I decided to take an early break from work and head to the Pink Palace. There was already quite a few cars in the parking lot around 1:00 or so but once inside it…

Same as always, the parking lot is fenced in, The walk-in fee is $5.00. They have the main stage close to the DJ booth and VIP, They have the 2nd and 3rd stage by the…

This was my second visit to Satin Topless in Anaheim. I previously visited on a Sunday during day shift so thought I would try a Tuesday during day shift (I am preferential to day shift). The…

My first time going to Admiral.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Thursday. Only Valet parking. One of the managers introduced him and showed me around and sat me at a…

I’ve been going to this club for a while and this is my first review of it here, I’ll try to format it like the others, so first some basic facts. Providence, RI based. VIP…

Spearmint Rhino is a gigantic club packed with hot women. It's hella expensive and a Vegas institution, worth visiting if you're in town, but not, in this monger's opinion, worth traveling for. I arrived at SR…

Darien, WI. Saturday night. Area is cornfields all around. Watch for wildlife, all kinds of shit running out in the road. Plenty of parking all around the club. Walk in. Friendly guy at the front.…

Haven't been to Providence since before the New Year. Stopped by Desire Sunday evening of Memorial Day Weekend. Got there a little before 6PM. No cover, had to go through the metal detector. Club was slow.…

Came here and was met by a bouncer who took my id and asked for cover. the second i sat down at an empty seat at the bar this rude tall old white man was…

As far as hole in the walls strip clubs, this is it. I mean, this place is a shithole. Nonetheless, I went twice, once in the afternoon and once in the late evening…

I have been coming to Risque for a long time, and sad to say it continues rolling downhill since the glory days. I came in on a Friday evening, I believe there was supposed to be…

Good afternoon spot. Plenty of good looking women at 4pmish. Large variety of looks/races but not trashy type. The thing that sucks the most is no touching breasts on the floor only private room. Private…

Was a decent time! was about 12$ to get in and they dont sell booze so you have to bring your own Parking is decent and you had a pretty good mix of girls! Private…

On the outside. Very basic gray square building in a residential neighborhood with plenty of parking on the side of the building. Looks like a vfw on the outside. On the inside: You enter from the side…

Went there Friday night. First off, now they only open Thurs to Saturday. No Tus or Wed as indicated on google. Clean club. Decent music, Not too loud. Girls are average, 5-6 out of 10.…

Stopped by with a few friends after a night out to blow off some steam. The place is decently nice and had a girl dancing on center stage. There’s a decent amount of seating in…

Quick Summary: Compared to the Pompano clubs, this place is a waste of time. Compared to other Palm Beach clubs, it's not a bad option. During the day, the $15 dances make it a…

Went on a Wed afternoon, did not pay cover. I have been DR/IR several times over the years... this visit was uneventful. When you walk in, the bar is on the right and stage on the…

First and foremost, if you don't speak Spanish, you'll have to resort to sign language. Almost none of the girls speak English. That being said, the majority of them seem to be from Cuba or…

Rhode Island Dolls never had the best day shift and since reopening after the pandemic they are down to one "day shift" opening at 3:00 p.m. on Fridays, but 6:00 p.m. Thu, sat, Fri and…

Based on reviews and location, I went to Dandy Dan‘s. It was my first time. There is a small cover charge, ten dollars maybe. When you walk in: there is a large rectangular room, bar…

I went to the Vegas Strip Gentlemen’s Club around 20:30 on a Friday night. The strip club is across the road from Kellogg’s distribution center. There was a $5 cover charge, and my driver's license…

Arrived on a Thursday night for their special vip rates. Got in around 11pm, and it was essentially standing room only. Most of the seats in the back area are taken and mostly…

I’ve found that going into this place I’ll have the best time if I have a few girls on my target list and keep an open mind as the barside conversations (and rubdowns) take place.…

Having recently had an itch scratched over at La Pearl, I found myself with a chance to hit the city’s other WOC paradise and more thoroughly address the need. I got to the club pretty…

I haven't been to Devil's in a long time, hoped it got better but it has gone from bad to worse now that has embraced the "fake luxe" experience. Let's start with the cover fee, now…

While Will Smith spent time shooting b-ball outside of the school in West Philadelphia, when I’m in the area, I like to indulge in a different sort of action: the WOC Wonderland that is LP/OSC Split…

I got good & liquored up from the Twins game, so naturally I found myself wanting to walk into Rick’s —- I passed it on the way into the stadium & made a mental note.…

On the few occasions each year that I drive though JAX on my way to other places, I like to stop at the Doll House and Sinsations, the two nude clubs in town. Always…

First of all this place is a dive with hot latinas. Perfect. Took an Uber out and the driver warned me not to go. Suggested Palominos instead. First thing i see when I walk in…

Lake Geneva, WI. Saturday night. Fairly wooded area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, get waved in by a guy in a suit, lady at the front desk on the right cover was…

Had an opportunity to return to GGR on successive occasions and was pleased to do so! As you all know by now, you want to go into this club with a social media post available…

On the few occasions each year I drive though JAX on my way to other places, I like to stop at the Doll House and Sinsations, the two nude clubs in town. Always a…

Recently visited the Saginaw VU on a Friday night around 8pm for the first time. As a longtime Detroit area strip club monger I knew I was in for a different kind of club experience…

Back at Bourbon on a Thursday afternoon. Nothing has changed about the layout. The hottest cocktail waitress in town got my water order and came back and joked around with me a little bit. It…

My pre visit recon indicated that DD was going to be a sure fire club to get the sort of attention I prefer for my dollar. The club itself was fine from the outside,…

Totally my favorite club in Knoxville. Just $12 to get in the door. The girls aren’t too pushy if you just feel like sitting and enjoying the show. For full nude the prices aren’t that…

Franklin, WI. Just south of Milwaukee. Saturday night. First stop of the night. Plenty of parking on both sides of the club and entrances on both sides to the main lobby. Walk in the bouncer…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

Janesville, WI. Sunday night before Memorial day. Not too busy an area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Guy in the window didn't say much. There's a few signs saying how they ID…

Rockford, IL. Sunday night. Area seemed ok to me. Parking around back. Walk in. Bearded guy at the front. Cover is $5. Gives you the rundown. Walk in. On the right over here is a…

Was in town for work and desided to give this place another try. Last time i was here on night shift and was ignored the entire time i was there. Place was packed with no…

I stopped by the Mint strip club on a recent Saturday night, and while it wasn't particularly busy, the girls were hot. First, the good: the dancers at the Mint are really hot. But there were…

Glen Ellyn, IL. Friday. Afternoon going into evening. Chicago suburbs, commerical road, area seems fine to me. Building looks really old school, small lot, found a spot. Walk in, slot machines on the left here,…

This is a review of two separate trips I made this week. Listed scores are an average of the two days. I won't go too much into the description of the club because it has been…

This was a visit this afternoon, showed up around 2pm. The club basics: Mandatory $7 valet, walk in and club is on the second floor. No cover during the day. Airplane shaped stage with 4…

Elgin, IL. Sunday night. Area seems fine off highway. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk up to the door. Really tall guy come out an truck to check ID and asks if I'm paying…

McCook, IL. Sunday night. Area seems alright to me, sort of an industrial area. Parking lot full but more parking on the street. Walk in, guy at the front, ID check and pat down. I…

I arrived shortly before 8 on Memorial Day with the intention of a little eating drinking and groping, and watching the, as it turned out, final NBA Eastern conference playoff game. It looked like the…

Stone Park, IL. Right by Scores/Gold just down the street from those. Sunday night before memorial day. Plenty of parking in the lot, this club is in a strip mall. Area seems fine to me,…

The more things change, the more the playhouse stays the same…stopped by on my way home from work on a Tuesday afternoon. Haven’t been to the pink palace in a while. Parking…

I was pleasantly surprised on my first visit. Seems like this is the club that all the young russian and eastern european girls have migrated to. Almost all were at least in the 6-7 range…

I decided to make a rare visit to synn on a Sunday afternoon. Entrance was $15, $8 mandatory drink. I plop my ass on one of the chairs near the stage and I guess since…

Location was fine- clean enough, lighting was fine, and music wasn't too loud. I'm not too particular about the atmosphere so it was all good enough. I think I paid 10$ for the cover, I…

$10 parking at 9m, this is a byob place. Cover is $20 plus $20 for the VIP section (which doubles as the general LDA) and $120 for the Celebrity VIP. That's a laughable…

My first trip back to this club in 2024. I go through a pat down to walk in. Had a pass so cover was only $5.00 in the afternoon. Was told that I would need…

there is a 10 dollar cover and door man checks your id longtime strip club which harkens to my young days living it Duluth . It shows with age and seediness. There is a 10 dollar…

After disappointment at the palace in the pines I went to club 76 hoping for a better time. I arrived about 10pm. Place hasn’t changed much in years. ID check and $10…

Parked on the Main Street a block from the club. Always plenty of available free street parking. Safe enough by Philly standards. $10 cover paid to a guy in chair on stoop. After…

arrived at 1PM to a mostly empty parking lot. I noticed that when I left 90 minutes later 2 guys had set up a car was. Light pat down outside the door and an ID check.…

Went on sunday night before Memorial Day. Walked in got id scanned, cover was $15 per person totaling $60. I had three other people with me. Walked into show room and on the left is…

It’s been since before covid that I visited here. They changed the hours to open really late. Inside has been updated so it looks a lot better. Usually what I’ve found to have the best…

PLACE: Went there around 1 am with Uber, this place is not far from downtown LA. It's not a very big place, with a center stage and several coaches around it, pretty crowded. For…

Made an initial stop at Criket, but there were no customers or dancers at 12:15. Didn’t want to invest an hour or so to see if there was any talent so I decided to head…

Upon entering the club, there were 3 girls dancing on stage, and many sitting around the bar, with maybe a dozen patrons including 2-3 ladies. Club admission was $12, and as I saw from the…

I am always looking for a good quality club to visit other than the ones that I frequent. I happened to be on the south side of town one evening and saw the sign…

Arrived around 8:00 pm on the Thursday night before the Memorial Day weekend. There was a $15 cover charge (no cover before 7). The club has an extended happy hour on Thursdays that go until…

When you go to your favorite restaurant, do you get the thing on the menu that you know you're going to like or do you try something new at the risk you don't like it?…

LV is known for its strip clubs, but Sapphire and Rhino are the only two that I think are worthwhile. Because these two are just insanely expensive, I have been on a search for an…

After stopping by Midway, Loco was my next stop before heading to Atlantis. Easy parking in the lot, indicating not too many customers. This was a Saturday night which avoids the Friday night crowd…

Went with couple of friends with ID scan with $10 cover . KOD offers a cozy and intimate atmosphere, perfect for those seeking a low-key night out. Drink is mandatory . They were…

Went to Excape on a Thursday. I haven't been in about a year, so I figured, I got the time today, so why not. Walked in around 9ish, I figured all the late girls would…

PT's is my favorite club in Dallas for an afternoon visit. Evenings, I like to party. Afternoons, I just want to hang out, shoot the breeze with the girls, and enjoy a show. For work…

Went there recently on a thursday or friday evening (don't remember exactly), around 10 pm. I usually go to Pandora's; thought maybe downtown Seattle will have different and better options. Cover was I think $47…

Hi, I was visiting this club after a hiatus of 4 years including covid time. This club is not your regular kind of Strip Club It starts with the timing of operation, 12pm to 7 pm. There…

Twenty-five years ago I visited Providence frequently, and became familiar with most of the strip clubs. One of my favorites at the time was Club Fantasies. Club Fantasies then was a laid back…

Went in on Wednesday around noon. Parking lot was pretty empty, not usually a good sign. Paid the cover of $21 and found a seat near the restrooms and tried to let my…

Another trip to Playhouse Lounge. This time it was because I checked the schedule and saw Erika, Mercedes, Devon, Sabrina, savanna, Andrea, Cayenne, and Kiara - so I knew I’d have options and some reliable…

I arrived on a Friday afternoon. Parking was $3 with no entry fee. The security guard used a metal wane. It seemed like a safe club. There were about 15 to 20 dancers (70% white,…

Visited on Saturday of Memorial Day weekend at about 8:30pm First evening visit in over a year, if not longer. Parking lot was packed, had to park in lower level overflow lot across train tracks behind BMW…

Desire remains the only club that I think strikes a perfect environment for a strip club. Metal detector at the front door. Cover is $10 after 6pm and $20 after 10pm. No cover before 6pm. Waters are…

Hit this club up around 1:00 in the afternoon on Wednesday. $8 mandatory valet and had a domestic for about $8 as well. Layout has been described at length and no noted…

Me and my friends went out to the strip club because we saw on Instagram that they had added a VIP section to Bonita and having been a patron of this venue for the past…

Stopped here on my way through. Not a bad price for the cover ($5). Room was medium sized. Dance booths to the back VIP room across. $20 a dance and $150 for 30 minutes in…

I went on a Friday around happy hour. It started out slow with 2 girls working. It quickly picked up in no time as more girls arrived. The club is nestled back off the…

Visited the Pink Palace on a Saturday early afternoon. On Rte 130 in Burlington, not far from the turnpike and 295. Plenty of parking. You enter into a fairly dark bar.…

I arrived about 9:30 PM on a Tuesday evening. There was plenty of parking and I used the back lot. The building is not too hard to find although it’s in a weird area and…