Reviews

Don't get a chance to come to the clubs very often any more, but had some bachelor time and decided check this place out. Came here for the first time on a Wednesday in…

I set the bar pretty low going on a Wednesday night. Unfortunately the bar wasn't cleared. I walked in and there were 4-5 other patrons there that I could see. The dancers were 5-6's but…

Ended up in Gardena and had some time to kill and somehow ended up at the worst club potentially in all of LA but definitely in Gardena. Walked in paid for a drink but only…

I had never been to Fluffer's despite driving past on several road trips. I finally decided, one time, to pull in. Fluffer's is located at routes 29 and 17. It's somewhat of…

This place is filthy, down right nasty. Was told the mileage here was high so I decided to take a look. Most of the girls are overweight or look like they're high on something. I…

Went back to Ambers to see what was new. Saw some old friends from years ago. Place is basically the same each time. Sometimes you can get more for your $ if the manager/owner is…

As a truck driver I have been to Vegas several times but never to a strip club. After reading all the reviews here on The Ultimate Strip Club List I decided to check out the…

I travel all through New England on business, and often find myself in Providence, which has the best strip clubs in New England although not quite what they once were. The best of them in…

I would recommend this club at your own risk . I was traveling from Pittsburgh to Omaha and stopped in Davenport, IA for a break from driving. I looked up some entertainment on…

Noticing that this club has the second most reviews after the Brass Flamingo, I decided to spend an extensive amount of time here (three hours) on a Saturday Night. Physically, the club is a little…

Welcome to the world of FKK Clubs in Germany. Originally nudist clubs many are now brothels. FKK Sharks is an upscale club located in an industrial district of Darmstadt. It is a 30 minute train…

I visit the area for work monthly and always squeeze a visit here. Dancers are mostly white but always has a black or Latina on shift (love having some type of variety). Entry is $10…

During my last visit to Pleasant Moments, I had been pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls that were dancing at the club. I say 'surprised' because the quality had been all over the…

If your in a mood for a nasty dance paradise is the club to go to. This club os always a sure shot , no bullshit place aside from the drink hustle.…

I went back to Foxy Lady recently for the first time in a couple years and sadly it just wasn't the same. A lot of my favorite girls of the past have moved on. Honestly…

I've been to this club several times. It is one of my favorites. The club is clean enough and well laid out. There is a main stage, an interesting booth dance area, and a table…

The only real downside to this place is the cigarette smoke. If you're not a smoker and show up at home reeking of tobacco your SO is bound to be interested in where ya…

I tried to get in to your club but unfortunatelly was stopped by one of your rude security guy. It was me and 4 of my girlfriend who happen to be all gay.…

This is probably my 6th or 7th time to I.S. in the last several years and all in all it appears to be slipping a bit. First off, the place just seemed dead for…

Popped by this club after meeting up with friends for lunch and was quite dead in the afternoon. Played pool for some time as there werent many dancers and none were to our taste. After…

I've been coming regularly for about 4 years. If you haven't been here in a while, you'll see some new faces which is always nice. New waitresses, shot girls and dancers. A few of my…

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an older looking tired…

Uncle Joe's is rarely the same and rarely disappoints. There are about 6 girls who dance there on a rotation, 2-3 each day. Uncle Joe hasn't been with us for about 2 years…

First time in the Worcester area for work, had two nights to kill so I went to Hurricane Betty’s with the main attraction for me being all nude with beer. Having traveled to many…

Going into the club, I knew about the 3ft rule and no drinks in Nashville. No getting within 3 ft of the dancers. I just didn't want to go on a long drive…

I've been coming to this place ever since it opened. But it's gone down hill. Spent 2 hours late afternoon. About 5 dancers in the place. Only 2 of them did…

With a friend in town who didn't want to travel I was back to this club for the first time in over 10 years. I haven't been to any strip clubs in orlando for…

Afternoon visit. You enter and are confronted with a booth where you pay. Then you enter the main area. The bar occupies the left side of the large room. Just to…

There are not too many choices left in the Sacramento area. All are nude but serve no alcohol. I decided to check this place out after 11pm on Memorial weekend instead of sitting in my…

Been hearing about this place for nine years when a buddy from providence mentioned it during basic training. Happened to be in the area for a wedding so I figured I'd drop in. Free…

I think all of us can have the occasional off night even at our favorite clubs and I think we have to learn to discount those as all clubs have the potential for a night…

Hi everyone, If you are like me and sometimes you get the strip club urge during the day and you are in Trumbull county, then I would take the…

I visit this club every time I make a trip out to Vegas and this time was no different. I like to go on Thursday as it's usually too busy on a Friday or Saturday…

So, I've been a patron of club O for nearly ten years now. As far as the Southside goes, it's always been one of my very favorite clubs. Although, my last visit was really a…

I went back to this club and was disappointed. Money didn't go too far, I'm sorry but 5 bucks for a miller lite is ridiculous. There is a lot of dancers, but on…

My last visit to Platinum West about 8 months ago was a total bust (see my 10/13/2015 review), but I decided to stop by anyway and check it out on my recent trip into Columbia.…

Was at the club a few Saturdays ago. Got there around 10 and paid the $15 cover. Went up to the upstairs bar and checked out the club. I was surprised how busy the place…

The club is bigger than it looks . it's just comfy. Three stages down the center surrounded on either side by a separate, full bar. Double balconies on either end for…

Like others have said this place is hit or miss. On this particular night it was a miss. I am not sure how many dancers there actually were but a lot of them sat around…

I visited Bonkers Saloon on a recent Friday evening. I arrived at 19:30. There was no cover charge. Sincweisers were “buy one, get one free” at the usual price of $4 per bottle. There was…

After many months of staying away from SC's, I decided to pay another visit to DJVCOI which is not too far from where i live. I went in the early evening on a Wednesday, the…

Having nothing to do on a Friday afternoon, I paid this club another visit, remembering the good time i had. Used VIP pass to get in. Was looking for M**ty but apparently she was a…

This is a synopsis of two separate visits to the Flight Club, one in the afternoon and the other in the evening. The good-- the evening visit featured the best line up of in shape, natural…

Although the owners may be strict when it comes to LD's and any sort of real extras, the "private dances" are fully naked, for 70 bucks you can get a cutie completely naked on your…

Stopped in Sunday evening again as I was in the area. Got a few dances from Shay, Monique & Diamond. Shay was very attentative and eager to please. I've had a dance from Diamond in…

Girls are okay, if you sit by the bar they will ask you for a dollar or more as soon as they get done with their on stage dance. It appears that they…

This is a small club, a lot of the girls are older, they are not precisely the creme of the crop, flabby bellies, girls with no curves at all, messed up teeth, etc. Girls…

I went back after a 3yr hiatus. It was as I remember only the Dancers that were there that day were all different. I should not say Dancers, I was waiting to meet up with…

Some of the girls are beyond beautiful, almost like straight out of a Victoria's Secret catalog, however your money is not going to go very far here, unless you are a high roller you're not…

I'm in Augusta because the military put me here. The strip clubs (and the bars for that matter) aren't very good. This is easily the best of the clubs, although that isn't saying much. The…

It had been a while since I've been to Visions so I thought last night would be a good time to pop in. It was very good. Quite a few decent looking girls…

I posted this review on another board, but wanted to share here. I arrive at 2 PM $5 cover, grab a beer $4.25 and head for VIP $.20. First thing I see is Daschel a…

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. I was curious and checking it out. Cover was $20 around 9pm. The club has a main center stage. Dancers worked the…

In Detriot for a quick return "home" but only had time to visit here -- first time in years; previously there was no reason to return. Now I wish I could visit more often.…

Arrived at the club around 5 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. I was the only guy there for at least 20 minutes before several other patrons showed up. This is your typical hole in the…

The place has been a long staple in the NJ coast area. What makes this place stands out is they have different events almost as a constant. With work boot Wednesday's as a favorite. The…

The club located on a main street, but the parking can be pretty tricky. I went on a Saturday afternoon around 2:30, I ended walking about a block to get in. Once inside I received…

I arrived on Saturday before 9PM while the coupon still worked. The place wasn't any busier than a weekday at 9PM. By midnight , the place was full. Most of the girls are here to do…

Came here to chill and spend some money, had about 500 to blow and was eventually approached by a cute spinner named jade who looked East Indian and had a gorgeous face with long straight…

I stopped by while in town in the late afternoon for about an hour. There was no cover. Coke was 3$ and a red bull was 4$. The waitress was friendly and pretty quick. I…

So this was my first time going to All-Stars. I'm fairly new to the area and always had heard that it's kind of rowdy with all the college kids, and not necessarily the best place…

Opens at 11 am was driving back from Fort Worth to Dallas and randomly decided to stop by. This club is very old school inside and out does not look like they have updated anything…

Foxy Lady Brockton is almost always a good take. The dancers are friendly with some "wanna dance?" And some who'll sit & shoot the shit. A former dancer recently told me that afternoons are filled…

This is one of the smaller of the onyx chain. Good parking on back of club. Free parking. $20 at door for male and female. Waitress wait on customers to walk in at door. Friendly…

Wasn't sure what to expect, but figured even just watching nude dancers might be good. So I sat through the rotation, and had settled my mind that two or three dancers would be possibilities for…

As I almost-always state in my reviews; I'm a white-Hispanic guy but into chocolate and thus mostly visit the all-black clubs. I do a lot of SCing (too much) and from time to time…

In this tale of 2 Fridays, I'll chronicle one bad and one good visit only a week apart. Even on the good night, club was slower than usual. Yet some good dancers still remain, and…

Hadn't been to Jens in a while so I thought I would check it out on a free Friday night. Came in late. There must have been 10 girls working but plenty of…

This strip club is so nice for partying after midnight when the crowd starts to build up. It opens at 7 pm and keeps a little bit slow pace until midnight. The real issue here is…

A little bit crowed in the last 2 hours of Friday nightand in the last hour dancers were very pushy to take me to the room. One flashed me and said to give her something…

The place was a bit smaller than expected. The dancers and staff were gorgeous and very friendly. I went with my significant other (fwb) and she wanted a lap dance together. We got just that…

I walk in around 7pm, I have to pay a small fee at the door. That is fine. You come in and its dark, with lights and music going. so far so good. Take a…

This place looks creepy as hell from the outside but inside is totally different. It's got potential, women are nice, mostly Hispanic, ages 19 to 30+, most of athletic build, all natural but 1 or…

Very small club, the layout hasn't changed since I was in the Air Force.... many years ago. Well they did add some booths on one side, but they still had the bench/couch things against…

I have been to this place for many time. One word to describe my overall experience is YMMV. If you stop by at the night time, the cover is 10 bucks. The price for drinks…

The dancers around here are very good for your money. Even though this place is in a sketchy area of Illinois and the women will do almost anything, I had a great experience at the…

This visit was a late night one, as I had spent the majority of the night at Mons across the street. That was a mistake on two levels; one the hotter girls on this night…

Found myself at Spearmint around 2 pm for the first time. It's been filled with 9's of all ethnicities whenever I go late at night but I wasn't sure how true that would hold…

Pretty good place to go with a few buddies to throw back a few and see some girls. Like everyone said the club is split into two sides. The newer side has your younger dancer…

Club is on the border of MA and CT at exit 1 of I395. Large paved parking lot in the back. The bar is to the right as you walk in, pretty bartender and nice assortment…

This a smaller place more then most but it gets the job done you will not be disappointed very beautiful ladies 20 - 30 dollar dances reasonable drink prices so this is a laid back…

I had some $ to burn, so stopped by this club. There is no charge to park here. Typical Washington club, non-alcohol, non-smoking. There are no VIP rooms. There is a…

This place is so hit or miss, I still don't understand it. When it's right, though, it's quickly becoming my favorite club anywhere. There's usually enough very hot dancers, and you get so much for…

I was staying kind of close by so i decided to walk. It's on a very busy road, lots of traffic, I could have ridden a bus. Lots of businesses in the area, not…

This review is actually rather late. I visited Wacko's for the first time a month or two back, but didn't think to leave a review at the time, probably because it wasn't the greatest of…

Made a noon trip here recently. This is right around the time they open. After arriving I was told there was one dancer on shift. I actually wish the front desk girl would dance. I was just…

I gotta say I used to frequent rhino many years ago but then stopped because the prices were ridiculous so I ended up staying in the OC. The one thing I like about this…

This club is a hole in the wall. It is a black strip club so for you hip hop heads out there you will be happy. Space is kind of tight so on a…

I was in San Francisco for a vacation and was looking for something to do on a Friday night. I read some of the reviews and decided to give Mitchell Brothers a shot, because of…

I had come here frequently before because it is only 20 minutes from home and had some rather intimate experiences before. Then I sought more elsewhere about the same distance away but the talent here…

After seeing the Toronto Clubs go to shit, I was wondering about Sundowners. Was only there one time before. One of the classier clubs I have seen in a while. No 'extras'…

I've been to Mario's showplace twice in the last month and overall had a pretty good time. They seem to have cleaned the place up a little (for better and for worse), but the club…

It was my first time in San Francisco, and I had a couple hours to kill before my shuttle was scheduled to pick me up from the airport. I was only a 15 minute walk…

I was in town for a convention and stopped by with a few friends once the meetings were over. It was late in the evening. The club has two floors and only the top floor…

Just left here the place is in Paterson always a cop outside so don't be alarmed decent area easy to find parking. Down to business all the girls in here are Dominican all with…

This is not the kind of club to go if you're not with a crewed. The patrons aspiring to be rappers will crowd the main stage and try to be louder th a everyone else...…

I decided to try a different place in Brooklyn seen there were more vehicles than usual so I decided to stop in. There is a 10 buck cover and get patted down at the…

This place probably has the best girls in the area. They require a membership, but cover is only $10 after that. It's clean, and big enough to have plenty of girls but still…

I was on my way to Milwaukee from Madison and thought I would give this club a try. It's pretty far off the beaten path so be prepared to drive country roads to get…

I have been stopping at this club more and more when nearby. It seems to be much better run since Scores took over but has a ways to go in other areas. The girls, the…