‘Ol Reliable

Still my go-to place in the 313. Safe, free parking. No cover during the afternoon. Very dark when entering from outside but eyes adjust soon enough. That day there was a security guy walking around which made me feel more nervous than safe. Soda was $7 w/ a $3 tip to make an even $10. Sometimes the waitress is the hottest girl in the club, but not today…she was a heifer and not very friendly.

Dancers were a mix of white, black and Hispanic (Cuban). Some thick, some thin but overall a nice variety. Stage dancing used to be topless, but that day only a few of the girls did so. Disappointing to watch a girl sway on stage through three songs and not even bare her tits.

A Cuban girl stopped by to say hello in broken English. She was hot so when she mentioned dances at $25/per, I agreed. $10 to the security guy in the back and we went into a curtained cubicle. She spent the first half of the first song cleaning the area with alcohol. Once the dancing started she immediately went topless but to my disappointment her tits were fake and hard. She did do some grinding and stick shifting, as well as pulling her thong to the side for a full view of her snatch, which I appreciated. There was more on offer, but I was running late and ended the dance before running up the bill.