Reviews

So, why hasn't anyone mentioned the new waitress at Hi-Liter? Holy fucking shit! Hands down the hottest woman in that club right now. Tall, really slender, and just EXPLODING out of her American flag halter…

Went on a Friday night around 11 and parking lot wa packed, a good sign, waitresses were as hot looking and friendly as the dancers. Chatted it up with a few of my regulars and…

I was in town (again), so I had to stop at stateline (as usual). I arrive a little after 9 on a Saturday. Not a ton of customers around 9 but not ‘dead’…

Went to the Tribe game Sat night and hit the Hustler Club after with some buddies. IMHO, still the best club in town, particularly if you like aggressive ladies who offer good contact lappers.…

Monroes is prob the second best club in the area as far as clean, well kept, and beautiful women. It's not big as some clubs down further south but it's very well kept. They have…

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- I'm from Miami and took a several-days strip-club trip to Philly and NJ and visited 6 clubs in total for which I…

The parking lot had more cars then usual so decided to stop in. To my surprise it was pretty slow. The ladies were willing to make the rounds instead of sitting in the corner smoking…

Ok, so obviously they have a bit of a pirate or nautical theme based solely on the architecture of the building... Must have been a seafood restaurant or something. Good security out back with…

Probably trying to find this place without a GPS if you are from out of town would be impossible. Was staying in Albany Saturday night 9/24 and after weighing the entertainment options I figured…

I was staying in the falls on business for the week and had a lot of fun the previous nights at Downers, the casino and with an escort friend. On this night I started…

Went on 2 different Wednesday eveningso due to travel between Syracuse and Albany and the overwhelming curiosity after reading other reviews. They are pretty much on point - if you don't mind smelling like…

This is a review for a visit at the end or August. Was passing through in the afternoon and decided to stop as I had been driving all day. 3 dancers on shift…

I got to the club during happy hour and had a couple of beers. I think that I must have arrived right at the start of the evening shift because it looked like girls were…

"The following took place between September 9th and September 18th". Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock. (some of you may get that) I'm just like a lot of you. I joined the TUSCL website and became aware of…

The days of 2-3 fit/attractive/pleasant girls in rotation are gone! Now, if you are lucky enough to catch the only dancer under 150#, she's got an attitude, and spends the whole night talking to…

Large club. Good happy hour specials. All Latina with heavy Cuban population. Girls are friendly but most with very limited English. Easily 50+ girls working on a Saturday night and they do a good…

I stopped by one day on a whim. I had some cash, a couple drink cards from prior visits, some time and a nice cigar. What better place to sit outside, have a…

Visit Jia's Lounge earlier this year on a Sunday morning, still before noon. It was very slow, probably not unexpected, with everyone being in church and all. There was only one lady on…

In Ottawa for work for a couple of nights and the hotel I’m at is a couple of blocks away so I thought I’d check it out after a nasty long day at work. I…

The club is nice, it's clean, bright and odor free. Lots of television sets around the bar to enable patrons to watch sports. The restrooms are maybe the best I've used in a strip club.…

¿Hablas español? It has been almost 3 months since I last reviewed this club. The biggest change has been in the dancer make up. The Latinas are taking over. Especially the Cubans. Not totally a…

This club is a lot of fun. It's a mixture of latina, black and white dancers. There's a lot of stage dancing, lots of jerking and twerking of the booty. Lots of…

Me and my buddies had a guys night, first we went to tilted kilt to get some food and after seeing those girls we decided on a club to go to, nf this is the…

I have been hearing that bazz wasn't what it used to be and I decided to go check it out for myself after not visiting for a year almost. I went in and it looked…

Ok so I've heard a lot about Babydolls but I've never actually been so I finally wanted to see what the deal was. I went on a Thursday afternoon and it was interesting. I wasn't sure…

Definitely the most disappointing night I'v had at this joint, not because you can't leave happy, but because it wasn't busy and got tired of girls hustling for dances and none had any good specials…

Pulled into Scarlett's late afternoon/early evening on Monday. Free parking, no cover, $3 happy hour beer, free lunch (which I didn't have), awesome. There was just one stage in operation, one girl at a time.…

Went to this place on a Saturday night. Maybe around 1am. I did not get a dance but the girls here were insanely hot. The drinks were a little pricey. What I…

After describing my bachelor party experience at Cheerleaders to a female friend, she insisted on going to a strip club. We ended up going to Blush because, in her words, she wanted to see…

Was in the area and decided to slip into this club and check it out. It sits on a busy street in a decent neighborhood. The parking lot is not well lit but…

Small club, not bad for a dive. Paid evening admission charge and bouncer was friendly enough. One small stage with one and sometimes two dancers. Decent amount of contact in stage. A couple of nice…

This was by far one of the best clubs I have been to apart from baby dolls in Dallas. One of their best feature is the $5 Tuesday deals they have, every first and…

I've heard a lot of this place from various friends and bored on a Friday night decided to give it a shot. I went late after being with friends probably around 2:30am since they are…

After a long night of drinking in the gaslamp my buddy and I decided we should go to TJ for some strippers. Neither one of us had done it before so we thought it'd be…

I have been at this place before and had a good time. Stopped in this time for a beer and sat at the bar (virtually the only place to sit.) There was a girl wandering…

THis could be a great club...but they just don't seem to want to try. The girls are often indifferent and bored. I came on a Tuesday with money to burn. I used to get great…

This was my second trip to Bucks, the first being about a year ago. Parking is still a serious issue. When it is raining, you have to valet. It is as simply…

Dances are 15 bucks and the girls are average looking. Went on a Wednesday night and it was completely dead, there were maybe 3 or 4 girls and most were at a table talking to…

I have been to this place a number of times, throughout all times of the day. It is a clean club, with a happy hour. The dances are performed out in the open and cost…

This is not a club for everyone, but I had a great time when I went. I came by in the early evening after work one day. Paid the $10 cover to the bouncer, purchsed…

Went to see the football game and cheerleaders on Sunday, great seats for both! Have been to the gold club many years ago and it was as good as I remembered. The beer was cold…

for the following reason: Review too short / Not enough details Oh where to begin. This is my first review so I'll try to be as detailed as possible. This is a really decent strip club. My…

The place hasn't much changed in the 15 years I have been coming here for. Appearance wise it is always kept dark and for good reason too. Needs quite a bit of renovation. One main…

i have been here quite a few times over the years. while the quality isn't always the greatest, there are a few girls that are well worth the money. they have stage behind the bar,…

I visited Diamond Dolls on a rainy Saturday night around midnight. The club is near the airport in an area of town made up of warehouses and industrial buildings. The cover was $10. A bottle…

Took an Uber over from Deja vu after paying my cover I was escorted to an assigned seat. Pretty nice and modern on the inside. Around 10 dancers total nothing that would blow your socks…

I was stuck in traffic and remembered this place so I decide to stop by to check it out. I know there are safety concerns but it felt safe to me during the day. Of…

Wow. That's the word I have to start with to begin this review. I made a trip down from my home in San Francisco to specifically visit Hong Kong (and neighboring clubs) and I have…

I wasn't sure what to expect and stopped in on the way back from Boston. The club itself has a bit of a strange layout but I stopped at the bar for a…

I was talked into going to Deja Vu Showgirls because the line to the dance club we wanted to go was way too long. I'm not one to body shame, but some of these women…

This is a ok strip club to visit. 5 dollar dances and 5 dollar entry before 7pm. Club is not too big and has stage with 3 dancer poles. Girls are okay looking but most…

The Golden Banana’s gotten a bad rap in past years, being on the ill-reputed Route 1. When I finally had the opportunity to go with friends, I walked in expecting North Shore trash. What I…

I was on a Tijuana tour with some San Diego friends who go all the time, and I was told this was a required visit. I'm not a strip club guy ,but based on the…

I was bored so I went to Scores on a Tuesday and boy it was a waste of 45 minutes of my life. Not one girl was a 9 or 10. Shit one…

So I've been a TUSCL member for 10 or so years but this is my first review. I guess I like reading more than writing. Anyway, I was in Houston for a few…

I finally made it back to the Filly after a very very long drought. The basic club details remain the same. I’ve got to say (again) it is so nice that this is a…

Stopped by on a Wedneaday afternoon. Thought the place was closed because of the lack of cars in the parking lot. I saw someone who worked there go in, so i followed. Paid a $12…

In town for work and decided to head to a club near the hotel being a Sunday night. Staying in Dearborn at the Edwards (multiply ownership changes). Took an Uber from the hotel around…

I've been here a couple of times, this review will include both to show some differences. Second trip was on a Friday night. Now that I've been to more "traditional" clubs as well,…

I stopped here Friday after midnight because I was drunk and my friends called it a night early. $5 got me in the door. The beer is pretty cheap and the girls aren't bad. I…

I will be back in the area on business after several months (So keep in mind this reflects what happened last year) and I decided to check out what if anything has changed in the…

fyi...I went here about 1 1/2 years ago. $5 cover charge took me upstairs to the main dance area. Juice bar prices were ok. Generally speaking, I was pleasantly surprised that most…

Cricket is back open and a bit different now. They have instituted a $25 dollar cover to enter, but now it includes beer and well drinks. They had some trouble with the liquor license and…

I had to go back to this club several times to get a feel for it (purely for research purposes) My first visit was on a Thursday night, and I was disappointed that despite being a…

previous descriptions are spot on, including the try before you buy...I had one dancer that fit my taste but during the $2 lap dance her ass was quite boney and didn't feel good, so, I…

Stopped by one of my old favorites the other weekend during the early part of the evening for a quick bit of fun. Nothing much has changed since my last visit months ago but there…

I got here after 2pm, and there were only a handful of patrons as well as dancers. there was just the main stage by the bar that was open, the rest of the club…

I was passing by this club and had some time to kill so decided to try it out. There was a cover charge, but good thing was the food was free. So paying cover did…

My atf Roxy is back. That makes it all cool that the drinks are expensive the songs short and the bathrooms are in the basement. Overall it's a chill spot with nice girls who can…

Was there on a friday night. The club is in a good location near the centre of town. Club looks clean and had good atmosphere. Best part about it in my opinion, is that it…

I was passing through the area after a long 14 hour and noticed the beautiful women posted on the side of the building. Unfortunately, I only had about $80 in my pocket so I decided…

This was my first time going to a strip club, So I'm not as cultured as you fellows when it comes to giving reviews, But I've been to various clubs and have traveled enough to…

I haven't been here in a while so I decided to stop by. I really wanted to see a certain dancer, but she was not there. I did happen to meet a young caucasian dancer…

I stopped by on a Thursday night. It had been a while since my last visit. The club was still the same. Misty, the same hot bartender was working. the was a $7 cover. Corona…

I got there before 7 pm so I did not have to pay a cover charge, which is nice since the water is $8. Decent club inside, all nude dancing. The girls that…

I decided to give Marios another shot, unfortunately I had to come early again and came about 30 mins after they opened. Similar experience, 6 or so girls sitting with their regulars eating lunch or…

Just moved to an El Paso apartment up the road from this club, close enough that I can walk to this club, so I thought what the hell. At about 8, I entered the club…

Overall, this strip club is a dive. This is the type of club that you visit when you want to take your wife to make her feel like the strip club is not so bad.…

I got there mid-afternoon and sat at the bar downstairs. Almost all of the women were attractive and the place was probobaly half full. Maybe 75% of the women went straight to regulars from…

This afternoon, I spent several hours enjoying myself at a local casino. In that I did not make a large contribution to the local indian retirement fund (and, actually, might have made a small…

Girls here are awesome plenty of fun to talk with or get dances from. I found that it was a bit of a Rougher crowd I found from some of the other clubs in the…

Stopped by on a Friday, mid-afternoon. Second time I've been to TattleTales Too, but I didn't have a good enough sense the first time. It has a bit of a dive bar feel -- kind of…

It’s definitely approved since the last time I was here. Girls are hotter and the managers actually seem to care about the upkeep and the cleanliness. My pet peeve is when they take song breaks…

The pole talent here is something you need to see for yourself. The dancers range from 6-10. My fav’s being the girl next door look. If you don’t find the type of girl you like…

This is as reliably good place as I can find, especially when it comes to dancer quality. The dollar parade can vary from $2-3/hour to $15-20 depending on what time you go. But I'd put…

I was there on Sunday 9/18 for some football, due to the increase of prices it want as packed as im used to seeing it, especially on a foot ball Sunday. And I wasn't spending…

This may be my favorite club in the greater Philadelphia area. It's not an urban, slick club. It's a nice bar with two stages and a spiral staircase that descends onto one stage -- this…

I ended going to heads or tails based off a review I saw on here that was write a couple of months ago... To say the least I decided to give it a try. When…

Figured I would stop in on Sunday evening to see how things were during the Sunday night football game. Walked in and wasn't too surprised to see that I was one of only 3…

On Friday afternoon, I got off work early and thought I would stop by the BML to see if any of my favorites were working. I wanted some tension relief. I came into…

Seems like everytime I come in the quality of girls decreases. Not sure if it's the same girl who dances at Henry's, but there is a girl who is about 7 or 8 months pregnant…

Re : previous review by bighungus99 It was a bit harsh coming from someone who's been to the club one time. ▪ Mostly empty. Think about it, this could and does happen at most clubs.…

I've been here a few times now. Only have been during the day shift. The setup has been described pretty well in other reviews. The lapdance booths are along one side of the…

Went to the club on a Friday night at 9. At the time they only had one stage open. I had a nice lap dance with an older chick. She did some grinding and a…

I usually go on a Tuesday when the dances are $10 (and full nude for $20). I always go for full nude. Good variety of girls, some are chatty, some are just business, and most…

I love this place, but this visit was a little disappointing. Maybe it's me and I just need to do a better job... When I first arrived the dollar parade (which I actually like) was…

Made a quick stop over at the sundowner Friday night and as usual was pretty entertaining and busy. Had a few drinks and was taking in the beauties walking around. Unfortunately didn't get any dances…

I have been there on a Tuesday evening when I had to go to the Manville. Parking is on the side road and you need to be lucky to find a nearer place. Ok that…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. I ordered a beer and went over to the stage. One dancer on stage who didn't seem much interested in dancing on…

I would recommend the Bare because of its location and proximity to Washington State. Prices are average I got two very tame lap dances they were wholly unremarkable. They have three stages with…