Reviews

It seems that this bar is my go to place. Parking is not a problem always a place to park. The bar is low keys which I like when imbthere its never crowed the…

I used to stop by here regularly when i worked in west Broward and it was always a good time. They had a deal in the afternoon on drinks: a wrist band for 5 drinks…

Stopped in for lunch recently. Before 2 PM "Private" dances are $12/song. Good mix of ladies on dayshift, some curvy, some skinny, even an ebony in the mix. All the ladies I talked…

Atlantis remains my go to spot for reliable adult fun in the afternoons in Philadelphia. As has been mentioned many times, you need to like chocolate ice cream to enjoy this place. I…

I was here a few weeks back to see one of my faves. Got in about 9:30. The doorman asked to check if. 8I was like "really?" I've been going there…

Stopped in to get out of the rain, grab a few beers and hope to grab a few asses. There were several dancers/entertainers on shift and maybe 25-30 guys on this early evening visit. The…

Been hitting this club on and off for many years. The club is nice and clean. The staff is professional and courteous. The bartenders are mostly very hot. The monetary value is reasonably good. So…

I've been here upwards of 20 times and I really like this club the best for the Erie area. The girls are friendly and there's a good mix of girls. I have come a few…

All DC club caveats apply. It's a good neighborhood-y type joint, if that makes sense. They have 3 stages, and it seemed like the bigger girls were at the front stage near the entrance,…

just back from a 15 hour visit to hk and adelitas... late tuesday nite and wednesday morn and afternoon. hk is so awesome. even wednesday noon time had…

Went here Sunday night hoping for some sexy strippers while I watch the football game. It was dead. Maybe 5 patrons. The game was garbage so I had to turn my attention to the strippers...…

I hadn't visited the Block since June so I wasn't sure how many of the girls I knew might still be around. Since Pussycat is my usual first stop I decided to mix it up…

Dropped in earlier than my usual haunting time and found things rather quiet. I figured the end of the lunchtime crowd would still be percolating but energy was low waiting for coming night shift,…

I showed up around 6:30 pm, had a free voucher to get in free. Decided to sit down and check the line-up and grab a beer. Reasonable price of $4.00 with tip. Two girls on…

Did my homework and visit what reviews would say is top spot in Indy. About a 10 min trip from downtown. Nothing fancy on outside, inside was nice, clean, but don't expect Vegas. Decent crowd…

I worked here for about a month when passing through Florida. While there is a spacious parking lot, it's a very small club - the stage (two poles) takes up most of the room. And…

I recently visited the club and found it pretty packed with girls, all of whom were very good looking. The drinks were reasonably priced, and the bartenders gave fast service. I didn't like that I…

I had not been for a while and previously only on weekdays. This visit began around 1 PM on Saturday afternoon. I found the dancers very much to my liking, even more so than on…

I was in Madison on a Friday night and decided to check out the local strip club. It was an experience, to say the least. The positive was that they had craft beer on draft…

I came by on a Wednesday night, the parking is free and I believe they have two or three parking lots. Cover was $5 but I'm sure it changes on different days. It's a good…

My first time at Deja Vu ended in disaster. Worst strip club in US I have ever seen. I went inside today at 12:30 pm I was the only person in the club and a…

I went to the Palomino Sunday after a crazy weekend before my flight back home. Wanted to check out a smaller club compared to the rhino or sapphire. I prob got there a little early…

It's been a few months since I had visited teh Cab. A couple of noticable difffernces are that the hours have changed. You can no longer pop in here during the afternoon for a quick…

Had a recent trip to the Cherry. First time visiting this club. I had never been to Showcase (which this club replaced). Layout of the club is actually pretty nice; spacious set…

I have been to the coliseum a few times on trips for work. This time I went on a Wednesday at 6:30 PM. The great thing about this was there is no cover you…

Preface: I haven't had a lap dance here in a few months. I've gone a few times this last week or two and mostly was observing and picking my favorites. The club is the best…

I visited this place while in the area on business. The physical appearance of the place is ok, relatively clean but not terribly well kept up. I got a seat at the bar and ordered…

It has been well over a year since I last visited Top Hat in Mansfield, Ohio. It is one of the only clubs open during the day between Columbus and Cleveland. There were…

So I stopped by here at about ten PM on my way home from another event. Things have been sliding at this club but I think this might have been my final visit. When I…

I decided to visit Onyx on Sunday when they had a celebrity birthday.I got to the Club at 11.30pm and paid the mandatory $20 for the parking fee..a huge rip off in my opinion but…

In town for work and decided to give bogarts a try for the first time. Place isn't as big a dump as many of the reviews say, but it isn't upscale by any means. Paid…

I was in town at a conference and this club was a couple of blocks away from my hotel, so decided to check it out. I went around 430PM, no cover, but 1 drink…

But it didn't deliver this night. Good number of girls for the amount of people in the club (1 dancer for every 3 patrons) all on the younger side (few over 30) and quite a…

this is the best club in the world. gorgeous women. fun. easy. all different types. and cheap. it's crazy what you can do here. this last visit i show up and walk in and no…

I love going to this place, it is easily my favorite club in the Philly area. My last few trips have not disappointed. You would never know it from the outside but the place…

I decided to give this another try since I was in town and bored (and horny). Saw a previous review and it sounded like it could get a little wild. No such luck. Free…

I've gone into sparkys quite a few times on the weeknights and weekends but have never times just stopped by during the week. I was running a little early for a flight and had…

Everything has been said about this club & then some, so I'll try to keep it short with some observations from a recent Monday trip. As some have already noted, for me the biggest thing…

This is a fairly laid back place and the girls are nice to sit and chat with, but the time here can be ruined depending on which customers are in. Sometimes you get some…

Hadn't been to this spot in quite awhile. Pleasantly surprised by the work they have done to it. It now looks like a strip club instead of a big open space with naked women walking…

Its pretty much the same as alot of the stripclubs in the paterson area. Beers are about $5. The dancers are OK they range from 3-7 lol. Couple older ladies and 2 or 3 younger ones.…

I've been going to this club on/off for a few years now. Over the past few visits, I've noticed more and more going wrong with this club. The door fee seems to be almost random.…

Went to Scores two weeks ago and had a great time. $100 for 3 dances in the lap dance room (not private, but nobody pays attention to you). Lots of contact. Private rooms are…

Walked in the through the red drapes without any cover charge. Basically walk into a large room, which is attached to a smaller room towards the back left corner. There is a stage in the…

i go to this club, because it is local. it's the only decent club on the east side of the city. in my opinion, club x and vanity are the best -but for…

Came on a Wednesday around 9pm. 3 dancers were on shift and 3 other patrons when i came. Dancers varied. 1 was worth while 1 was a 5 the last was…

I was in Portland for a day trip one weekend to get some lobster rolls and good beers. After my time exploring Portland, I wanted to visit a great strip club I haven't been to…

I was passing through Portland again on my way up North. Stopped in again after getting off the plane again, hoping to see the blonde I saw last time. This visit it was…

I came here on a Wednesday evening after work. The club itself was not super crowded. They have a separate entrance to a VIP private dance rooms. The rooms are quite private with a door…

So, I am up and down a little bit on this club, but it tends to be my favorite. It is super-posh on the inside. There is actually construction on the inside, but…

This will be my final review of this place since it's the last time I plan to ever go there. I have been a regular at Wild Zebra nearly 25 years since the early…

Arrived at the club early afternoon, paid cover, and proceeded to sit down. Was required to buy a nonalcoholic drink. Club feels clean (as clean as this sort of establishment can be). Sparsely attended, though…

Went on a friday night, parked in the church parking lot across the street. $14 cover at 8pm, pat down with a no cell phone policy. This place gets going after 5PM everyday for dayshift…

I haven't been to BTs in a number of years and wanted to check it out. I arrived at about 10 PM and it was 3/4 full with the benches along the mirrors open…

So I've been looking for a strip club to go to. Just turned 21 and wanted to go somewhere close in town, so decided to head over to Pleasies becuase of the advice of my…

First time in Akron. Read reviews. Choices seemed average at best. Decided to try OGD as it seemed best of the area. As you arrive, you wonder if you will be safe as outside doesn't…

Just visited TD's North, had not been there since May. Tuesday after lunch, no cover, maybe 8 dancers mostly white with a hispanic gal . My fav dancer/entertainer was not there. So I sat…

Hit up saigon passion after a night of drinking. Got to the club around 3 am. no cover, 1 minimum drink. There were a few dancers. most were older but with good bodies. There are…

The atmosphere was amazing the girls where great easy to talk to the Dj was on point the girls are really friendly and the private dances are great 3 for 2 special is awesome and…

I went here one night to blow off some steam. One girl came right up and sat on my lap. Had a nice long chat with her. Ended up getting a few dances from her.…

The dancer are a mix between why the fuck are you here to can I get your suppliers name. You never know what the hell you are going to get. As a gentlemen, I would…

Went here on a Saturday around 10:30-11 pm and it was packed. It's not usual for this place to be packed almost 30 people. The dancers were the same as usual, only 1 who was…

Visited on a Monday afternoon and it was quite busy with an abundance of dancers of all ages, sizes and color. Some cute, some big hooters, some thin, some sexy asses, some with fun…

I was pleasantly surprised by how physically nice the club looks and is laid out . My visit coincided with a dancers birthday and a local celebrity being there so the crowd may have been…

If you are just looking for a drink and eye candy, this place is ok, no contact allowed. No cover during happy hour, 4 to 7:30, beers 3.75 or 4.75, drinks 4.75 or a real…

Not sure how to feel about the new updates on their remodel. Its cramped and I've heard complaints from a dancer who says its bad because all of them are stuck in one room…

As others have noted, the renovation is still a work in progress. When it's finished it will be interesting to see how it all comes together. I rolled in here midweek and had a good…

Walked into the club around 2:30 in the afternoon. Was not busy but 1 dancer was on stage. There were 3 others on the floor (checking out their cell phones). Sat down…

I arrived about 6P. There were about 6-10 cars in the parking lot. There was no cover and I ordered a beer (5$), and sat down at an empty table near the bar. There were…

I've been here a few times. Its a small club with an adult store next to it. I came in to see Stone, a dancer who I had on my to do list for awhile.…

From the Denver Post: "A man died after he was shot outside a Denver strip club early Sunday, Denver police said. Police responded to a report of a shooting in a parking lot behind the Centerfold…

Hanks was dead this past weekend. $5 cover. Free parking. There were only 3 customers and about 6 girls working. The bartender was the only one I would consider attractive. There were hot dogs and…

Went in to the IS on last Tuesday night, very late (after midnight.) Was my first time there in a few months. Cover charge was cheap ($6) but the club was fairly dead, with hardly…

So, I had heard a lot about the dayshift here, but this was my first ever visit. First impressions were very positive. I was greeted by the doorman who asked if I wanted a booth…

I had some work at Menlo Park and after finishing the same decided to checkout Hanky Panky. First of all parking was a problem as its in a predominantly residential neighbourhood. The ambience inside is…

tuesday are 2 for 1 private dances sunday is no cover monday and wednesday are no cover for truckers very friendly and talented dancers, some of which encourage touching. If you can afford it you can take…

So I have been here a number of times over the years. It really never changes. It also rarely disappoints. There are always many answers of every variety available. There are a number…

Stopped in here a few weeks ago. My first visit here. happened to be in the area and figured id check it out. Place is easy to find on the highway. Good amount of parking…

I was in town for business and decided to stop by after work. Not a good decision. It was around 4:45 and the place looked like a ghost town. I sat down at the bar…

I worked here for a few hours but left and never went back this place is grimey and the girls feel threatened when a new girl comes in so they try to get the manager…

Jens used to be good, and honestly I don't know what happened. Went there the other night, maybe 10 to 15 girls there and honestly none of the "good" girls from before are still there.…

I stop in here every once in a while. Usually in afternoon during the week. One of my favorite chill spots. Pretty small bar with a small stage in the middle. Not much dancing going…

Went on a Tuesday, 4 or 5 guys and 3 girls, jersey, mayling and Juile. I was there about a hour before they would talk with me, they either kept going to the reg…

Okay, I will preface this with the fact that our group had been drinking A LOT, and we were in an incredibly festive mood. But, we had a blast! After a work dinner…

I love Follies, and it can be hit or miss. This time was a bit in between. Went late afternoon (about 4pm). That's a bit of a transition time. The best…

I was in the area last Wednesday and had some time to kill, after paying my $15 to enter and 5 for a soda I was able to watch for a while before the ladies…

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTEs: ------------ + this is another very-long, excruciatingly-detailed, play-by-play story-telling, Papi Chulo review; thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or…

Went to Fuego about 4 weeks ago on a Thursday night arriving around 10:00pm. Plenty of free parking if you get their earlier enough. Club security and off-duty local law enforcement seems to…

Stopped in late on a Saturday night. The club wasn't very busy. It was clean, and the atmosphere was relaxed. Cover was $20, including a bottomless soda. I think there were about 7…

Stopped by around 4:30 in the afternoon. Doesn't open until 3, and dancers don't usually show up until around 4. When I got there, one dancer was standing outside talking on her phone.…

I've been to Locomotion 2 times over the summer to see how this club compares to Atlantis, which is my usual club. The first observation was that there was less girls on shift (late evening)…

The last two times I've been to Hip Hugger, I've gotten dances from Jessica, easily the best looking lady there both days. Perfect body, and very sexy private dancer. Good personality too.…

Based on the reviews this seemed like the club I should hit if I was ever in El Paso. Well I found myself in El Paso and decided to dive in and see if all…

Was in jersey for the week. Had to stop here to see what all the fuss was about. Pretty ghetto area of paterson but no issues for me. Arrived at 9pm. No cover. Very…

I have been to clubs all over the country, this place has an endearing quality that I have not found elsewhere. Enough has been written about the looks and appearance of the place. Yes its…

I ventured to Cheeks on a humid Ohio Friday night. I arrived about 9pm, to an almost two-thirds full parking lot. After emptying my pockets and passing through the metal detector I paid…

I stopped in on a Thursday as Ms. Tori Black was back, by popular demand. After paying the $15 cover I stepped through the doors and there she was. Tori was talking to…

Went in around 2pm Tuesday. Ordered a beer. 6 bucks. Dude next to me at the bar was getting an attitude with the bartender. She cut him off. He flips his shit. Watched the bouncer…

By far the most dancers working the floor, especially on a Thursday night (if you know of a club with more, please let me know :) But quantity doesn't necessarily mean quality... Don't get me wrong,…

Okay bar. This bar is in a working class part of the city, and attracts a multiculural crowd. Expect to see tradesmen in coveralls in the early evening, but casual wear at night. The neighbourhood…