Alright, disclaimer right up front: I...

Alright, disclaimer right up front: I was hammered. I would not swear to any of the following in court. Here are the details from when I wasn't blacked out:

I have been to Treasures before and it was a good experience, we are always treated very well. Most recently I was in Las Vegas for a bachelor party so I convinced the crew to disregard what they had been told by the cabbie on the way from the airport (always good advice) and give Treasures a try. I called them up, told them I had a bachelor party and could they send a car for us and waive cover. She took my number, five minutes later John called and asked where we were, 5 minutes after his stretch Excursion showed up at our hotel. This impressed the shit out of my friends and I looked like The Mack, so I appreciate that...

We showed up and they shuffled us right in. A VIP host tried to sign us up for bottle service but we declined, opting instead to sit at the rail. I think the host was a little freaked out at that point, but we were insistent so he left us alone in a mostly empty club, I'd guess 10ish dancers and less than 20 guys before we showed up. Once we started drunkenly passing out money to his girls, he probably felt a lot better about it.