Try your luck elsewhere

I went about 8:00 pm on a Tuesday night. They did check my ID but there was no cover charge. There were about six girls working. I was not super impressed with any of their looks, on average about 5s and 6s. There was absolutely no energy in the club and it just had a sad and depressed vibe about it. There were about eight other tourists and maybe a couple locals there.

A positive to the place is that it is walkable from the strip. There is a small casino named Tuscany close by which I used to hit the restroom and cool off from the hot walk before I went in the club. Another positive is that they had video poker, it’s not a huge plus for me, but if the club was slow it would give you something to pass the time. I was sadly mistaken that drinks would be comped if I was playing video poker. Another club I visited in town with video poker, Play it again Sam’s, does comp your drinks if you are playing video poker.

The girls were all friendly and nice but didn’t seem like they wanted to be there, several stopped by to say hello with very little hustle or pressure. It was almost a little sad as they seemed defeated before they even approached me. I didn’t see anyone getting any dances, and most of the girls were sitting around the edge of the club board to death.

I sort of had a feeling that this place was a tourist trap and dances were gonna be lackluster with no effort… however I felt like I at least had to try a couple out to be sure since I had made the effort to walk there.

I decided to get a couch dance from a thin spinner white girl with small boobs. She was probably about 30 years old with short blonde hair. When I asked if there were any discounts for multiple dances, her answer was that each dance was $20 on a couch, so that’s what I went for. I am glad I only asked for one dance because it was so uninspiring I was ready for it to be over about a minute into it. She positioned my hands at my side and said that’s where they should stay since the club had strict rules.