Wonderful. Just know what you're getting into ahead of time.

This was different than any experience I've had at a club. Obligatory details:

I had never even been to Vegas before, but it didn't take a genius to know this wasn't the area to visit. It was only like 8pm though and it didn't feel TOO shady at the time. The gravel parking lot was well lit and free. The place itself looks like a dump, and it is one. I walked in, no one was there at the front desk at first, but a minute later a woman walked up and took me in. I don't think I even paid a cover. No pat down or scan. I walked in and it was basically a tiny bar with a small stage. Not much seating, but it wasn't very busy. Probably five or six other guys in there when I walked in. if you're sitting at a small table facing the stage, the bar is to your right and the private dances are in a rectangular room directly behind you, with bench seating all along the edges. Everyone goes back there, and although there's technically no privacy/separation from other customers and you can all see each other, you don't even have the time to process what the hell else is going on in that room when you're in there if you have the same experience I did. I'll get to that.

Waitress came over when I sat down, I bought a $6 coke, and it began. Immediately approached by a sexy stacked latina (all there is here, so if you aren't into Latinas, pass). Before I knew it, she was on my lap, touching everywhere, kissing, basically giving me a dance and then some out in the open. I told her I just got there and was going to wait a bit before doing any dances. She called over a friend, who got on me as well and started grinding, touching, the works. They grabbed my hand and started pulling me back. I figured they'd probably empty my wallet if I didn't establish a final price right there, so I didn't budge until we agreed on $200 for 5 songs with the two of them. They tried to resist settling on a price until we were in the room, but thankfully, I had *enough* wits about me while being smothered by two Latinas to stay strong. When we got in the room, she said there was also $50 to the house, which I was pretty sure was utter BS but at that point I didn't care anymore.