Weird club for a weird town. Sexy but boring.

My trip to Discotheque confirmed my suspicions that this town isn't quite normal. Mind you I have a very specific goal at a strip club, because it's try before you buy.

First reason I knew it was off was because you could see the interior of the club from the street. The door was glass but tinted. That's it. I saw a chick dancing before I even went in. The club was actually well lit. I'm used to pretty dark clubs.

Second thing that threw me off was there was NO POLE ON THE MAIN STAGE. Wtf? How is there no pole on the main stage?