Supposed to be #1 of 3

I decided to go to the over priced club I usually skip. Never had a good experience this was the same. I walked asked where the bathroom was because it's been years since I've been here the tall slightly chunky big butt blonde bartender with too much makeup and a southern drawl told me it was for customers only. Angrily I spot the sign put a 5 on the bar said give me a beer and went to pee. I came back and she handed me a Budweiser and I spotted a few quarters on the bar. To me this bartender was smoking and if she were a dancer without the attitude I would have opened my wallet. I sat down and watched the crowd, the bartender/waitress was in high demand and she bulged out of her corset walking back and fourth for orders and drink while the unattractive bartender poured and took care of the stoolies. The bartender was a solid 8 out of 10. The dancers weren't bad nothing worth a personal dance (none even asked and I didn't see anyone get one.) One chick looked like an old biker chick with a bad boob job or just big ugly boobs I couldn't tell as I wasn't close enough long enough. The ladies all seemed preoccupied with regulars me an the 2 other guys were just afterthought tippers. Left under an hour.