Ultra Lounge
Closed
17444 Biscayne Blvd, North Miami Beach, FL 33160, USA*

Staff Friendly, Dancers Disappointing

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NMBJohn
Jul 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I stopped in this place on a Monday evening and a Wednesday evening. Even giving it the benefit of the doubt (being on non-peak days), the general behavior of the girls was much below any other club I've been to, big or small.

On Monday: There were about 10 girls there. There was one "9", a debatable "7", and the rest were about 5s. The 9 sat at the bar (the one without the bartender) and either sang to herself while on her phone or talked to a guy that was there that was not there to be at a strip club. When she was away from the guy, I asked and got a ($25) dance from her. She had a ridiculous body, but the dance was amazingly robotic. Tried to make convo, but she wasn't interested. She went back to her guy and talked with him the rest of my time there.

Out of the 12 or so guys that were in there, it appeared that I was one of two that were there to enjoy the girls. Three girls (two 5s and a 7) came up to me to start a conversation--one of them was extremely friendly.

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