Ultra Lounge

This club sometimes runs interesting promotions. Last time I came here, they charged $25 for admission and unlimited drinks on a Tuesday. Anyways, I parked in the club's lot but far away from the valet to avoid any potential parking fees. Cover was $10. The exterior and the interior of the building are very posh. Anyways, I ordered a beer and watched the stage show. The dancers were athletic, black, and looks in the 7s. A Hispanic dancer was flirty with me too. I made eye contact with a curvy black lady in her 20s. We did two private dances for $50. I enjoyed the good two way contact, the feel and look of her butt, and the boob play. I have visited this location many times through the years when the place had other names, and I will return.

I'm going to start off by saying this is gonna sound like a contradicting review... but I had a few good times here over that last 4 Friday's. Until last night where it wasn't bad just not what I was expecting. So from reading the reviews I see this club has been around for years under various different names so I guess it's seen it's good and bad days. So let's start off with the good... for I guess a few months now they have been having 5 dollar Friday's where everything in the club is five dollars from the entrance fee to the drinks to the lap dances.. and I enjoyed it there was a nice vibe you know people where having fun there was I think around 10-15 dancers most of them AA THICK not all but most.. so all in all I would've given them a good review and time to build up. Until last night..... I guess management was changed and so was five dollar Friday's... entrance fee went to $10, drinks went to 10-12 dollars for premium liquor and the club was virtually empty.. Now the dancers where not that bad even though there was only 5 of them, nice bodies nothing jaw dropping but at least quality.. now this kinda disappoints me because I had high hopes for their Friday nights being a nice one but I guess they decided to go in a different direction.. I hope this didn't confuse you but I think it's worth a shot but don't expect anything life changing

The place has been many a strip club going back so far as the late 70s went it went by the Apartment lounge,then in mid 80s new management by two half brothers named Damon and Rocco took over and the place took off and for most of the 80s into late 90s the place was a gold mine with hot chicks, decent food and hot bartenders and wait staff. Damon sells the place and it becomes numerous different clubs throughout the years, Scores;Black Diamonds and a few others I can not remember. Fast forward to this year and it reopens as Miami Gold, and the place has been remodeled, it has a big bar placed in the back and a VIP type bar adjacent to the stage which is located in the center of the room. There are also private rooms that one go into with a pretty good amount of privacy for covert actions. Drink prices are in line for a Miami adult entertainment club. There is free parking available and valet also. I believe cover was 10 dollars after 7 pm. Anyway to the meat of the story, I went in on a Wednesday night around ten pm, the cub wasn't particularly busy maybe 20-25 patrons with most around the bar, it appeared there were maybe between 6- 10 dancers most of them were African american and maybe 2 hispanic women, I would rate the most of them as average looking and thick, mainly because i prefer thin petite women. I do spot this little dime piece {no names for obvious reasons} who i deem attractive and ask the waitress to ask her to come over. She does and we start talking, she sits on my lap and does a little roaming encouraging me to do a couple of lap dances, we go back to the private room she gets totally naked and starts to grind on junior who in no time becomes senior and requesting to come up for air, she rescues him and proceeds to give mouth to mouth and shortly there after puts a raincoat on him and allows him to do some cave diving senior proceeds to go to town and soon becomes a very happy explorer. Total expenses were approx $.5 Nice place and would also say that in all situations YMMV. Would i return, Yes as a matter of fact i have repeated this adventure twice with the same dime piece

I stopped in this place on a Monday evening and a Wednesday evening. Even giving it the benefit of the doubt (being on non-peak days), the general behavior of the girls was much below any other club I've been to, big or small. On Monday: There were about 10 girls there. There was one "9", a debatable "7", and the rest were about 5s. The 9 sat at the bar (the one without the bartender) and either sang to herself while on her phone or talked to a guy that was there that was not there to be at a strip club. When she was away from the guy, I asked and got a ($25) dance from her. She had a ridiculous body, but the dance was amazingly robotic. Tried to make convo, but she wasn't interested. She went back to her guy and talked with him the rest of my time there. Out of the 12 or so guys that were in there, it appeared that I was one of two that were there to enjoy the girls. Three girls (two 5s and a 7) came up to me to start a conversation--one of them was extremely friendly. I heard about "Opening Night" on Tuesday (despite that they had been open for at least a few weeks, but whatever). I wasn't able to go, but I went the day after to give it one more shot. Much of the same, except there was less dancing on stage. OK dance from an 8 (Hawaiian mix). I noticed a 7, but she was on her way to the back, changed, and was out the door for the night. Didn't like the energy and vibe of this club at all. Bartenders were nice. Staff was nice. Dancers were disappointing and unengaged. I hope to read that they improve.

Decided to bring in 38 by trying the spot out. I was attracted to the supposed 2-4-1 dance special on Tuesdays advertised on the site, but of course it was not to be. Oh well. Special was apparently free entry (I just walked right in after the two guys in front of me) and parking (which was on a flyer inside the club – because it ‘always’ makes sense to have your flyers for that night’s specials ‘inside’ the club) and $50 bottles. Got there at about 11:45 and walked in. Bathrooms, I think, are on the right side of the front hallway as you walk in. Main stage up front, satellite stage on the left side about halfway back. It’s right in front of the DJ booth and behind a second bar: the main bar is toward the back. Low tables surrounding the stage, a few tables with high chairs on the sides. Place has 7 TVs. There are four curtained areas on the right where you can get LDs, although no one pulled them last night. There’s at least one round booth type table on the right side. Some supposed ballers – none of whom were over 5’5” and all of whom were really plainly dressed – bought some bottles and sat there. I’m pretty sure I outspent them all on dances, and I didn’t spend that much. Speaking of dances…the girls: maybe about 15, mostly AA. No thick types, but maybe only 3-4 spinners. The rest I would call average build. They were alright in looks, but no one I’d put above an 8 in that area and maybe only one of those. Music was mostly radio rap (Drake, Rick Ross, etc)…they didn’t cut the songs short at the beginning, but they did later on. I think they switched DJs, because there was a lot more talking – and that talking was louder – later. The first DJ, assuming there was a switch, was cool. Second, not so much. The first DJ sped the songs up a bit, which does shorten them a bit…but I like it because the songs have more of a ‘club’ feel to them. South Florida rappers DJs, especially back in the Miami bass days, sped songs up for regular dancing purposes. Alright, so my night in particular…I watched the WNBA game for about 20 minutes and then went to the bar and had a bottle of water (small Fiji bottle, $5). Dancer named Mary…or Maria (Latina, blonde hair with black highlights – I swear she said Mary, but the DJ said Maria)…came up to me. Seemed really nice, and she was the 8 I alluded to above: so why not. I asked her what the scene was and she told me dances were $10. I assumed she meant floor dances, and she never said anything about other dances/services. She gave me a couple of floor dances that were almost-LD quality. She went to the back and this other Latina, who was enhanced at the bottom, came up to me. Got one LD with her and got the ‘detailed’ upsell through the entire song. Wasn’t feeling her as much, so I stopped. Black girl named Aaliyah approached me immediately: got one LD with her. It was okay, but her fake moaning was entirely too much. Got a couple more dances from a Hawaiian dancer who was also enhanced, but her enhancements made sense. Now that I think of it, I think I’ve seen the upseller at Tootsies at LD Row…for those unfamiliar, a bunch of girls – mostly Cubanas – hang out right in front of the main LD area downstairs and run the same LD/upsell game. Anyway, the Hawaiian – told her what day it was and she really put some effort into her dances. I think she dances with high effort anyway, though. Got two LDs from her. Went back to the bar and got 4 floor dances from Maria before checking out her stage show and making the dumb decision of leaving. I would go back for the chicks I got multiple dances from: it just feels weird making the left on 183rd instead of the right (I live in Broward, so you make a right to go to Tootsies). I’d put it in my second tier of South Florida clubs along with Scarlett’s and Vixens. The place I’ve mentioned too much and Playground are in my top tier: not saying they’re the absolute best, but they work for me. Is anything about the club all that great? Eh…but as I’m sure everyone here knows, the right girl(s) can make everything alright. If Deans doesn’t work out tonight, maybe I’ll go back for Maria – even though I know and have spoken of the peril of going to a club for one girl.

This is more of an FYI than a review. Miami Gold is a new club in a location that has housed several different SCs going back to the 1980s AFAIK - I also think it was once called Miami Gold back in the lates-80s or early 90s. Over the last 20 years there have been a few SCs in this location but none seemed to have caught on. At one point in the early/mid 2000s and it was a Scores club when Scores was trying to franchise all over the country and seemed to have failed miserably - I don't believe the club lasted long as a Scores club although I do recall visiting once during the short time it was open as Scores and the club was nice w/ a very professional staff and nice looking dancers. in the early 2010's it was a fairly upscale black club named Queen of Diamonds - IDK if it was affiliated in any way with King of Diamonds or just trying to ride the coattails of KOD? When it was Queen of Diamonds I visited a few times and it was pretty hopping so don't know why it closed. In its last SC encarnation it was called Black Diamonds - another upscalish black SC and I visited a couple of times but the club never seemed to get off the ground. The club is in a good location/area and off of a major street with the affluent neighborhoods of Sunny Isles and Aventura close by and the physical building is a standalone building of pretty-good size. Most new SCs seem to have a hard-time making it but perhaps Miami Gold may have a chance since the popular upscale club down the street Deans Gold was supposedly sold to investors a few months ago and rumor has it the new investors will want to convert Dean's land to either a shopping complex or condos thus Dean's days may be numbered till the new owners of its land and building decide to break ground on new development - perhaps Miami Gold will get Dean's dancers and clientele if/when Deans closes although there is a lot of SC competition in Miami. The club supposedly had its grand opening on Friday March 19, 2016 - per its website the club seems to be a mixed upscale club.