Call me a traditionalist, but we...

Call me a traditionalist, but we opted to go here at night rather than deal with the day club / pool shenanigans. I'm sure the pool scene is alluring to some, but until they can prove that the Ebola vaccine is effective, I don't think I really want to be jumping in that water.

We called ahead and opted for the limo pickup with the $5 "it's not a cover" at the door. We tipped the limo driver, too, because it's still cheaper than taking a cab, but never forget the goal of this place is to separate you from your money.

Our decision to go on a Sunday was a calculated one. Whenever we've gone on a Friday or Saturday night, the place has definitely been hopping, but the music is louder (so it's harder to have a riveting conversation with one of the girls), there are more bouncers looking to "help" you find a table - not out of the goodness of their heart, they have their hand out, too - and it's just a whole lot more crowded.