I can't say I was very...

I can't say I was very fond of the Discotheque. Some strip clubs feel like dive bars in a good way, where the crowd's low-key, the talent's friendly, the drinks are cheap and the management is cool. But this isn't one of them. It feels more like a bad dive bar, where everything's a bit rundown and dingy, and neither the crowd nor the talent are easy on the eyes.

I was surprised that there's no entranceway or lobby at all. The front door just opens right onto the strip club floor, where there's a 10x10 square stage with one naked lady dancing on it. The club was not very crowded, with fewer than a dozen girls and maybe the same number of patrons. The dancer quality was about a 4-5 average, with one inexplicable 8 mixed in. There was a jukebox that played songs while they danced. The girls didn't seem to circulate around the room much--which I didn't mind because as I said, most of them were not very hot. So not much in the way of lap dances.

I wasn't impressed in any way, so I didn't stay very long, and I probably won't be back. I guess if you live there, and this is all you got, it might be passable, but Disco doesn't measure up against even the lower end clubs in Atlanta.