This town is weak in clubs,...

This town is weak in clubs, and this was a weak example of a weak town. First off, I have never been at any club that charged 8.25 for a yuengling beer. Apparently they were imported on the backs of virgins. On top of that, the waitress kept forgetting to bring back the change.

A couple cute girls. I'm used to being in clubs where you have to beat them off with a stick from asking about lap dances. I don't think a single girl engaged in conversation with me all night. And that's a shame, because I did have cash in the pockets ready to go.

But, and this is important to remember, there are no lap dances in this town. Instead you get a floor show on one of the converted tables. Took off at midnight with cash in pocket - a first for me.