This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite clubs in San Francisco, and it has nothing to do with lap dances.

The club itself is pretty small. Upon entrance though the curtain there's a long bar along the left side and on the right a few seats behind curtains that they use for lap dances. Past those seats is a small VIP area where you can get bottle service so you can . . . well I really don't know why anyone would get bottle service in such a small place but it's there in case you want to impress . . . who ever. The stage is next with classroom style seating in front of it. I mean that literally, the classic elementary school seat and desk combo. Further back in the club are two VIP rooms where the 3 song $100 dances take place. Most of the dances I see are $20 single song dances with limited contact. The girls range from 5-7 in looks on my totally biased scale, but an 7-8 in personality. All the girls consistently spend time with customers talking before asking for dances. More often than not you could refuse a dance, buy her a drink and she'll continue to hang out for a while.

There are definitely clubs with hotter girls with far better mileage, but the reason I like this club so much is the super relaxed atmosphere. I usually start my night off here, get a few drinks, chat up the great bartenders, maybe get a dance or two, the head off to parts unknown.