Vanity After Dark
412 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133

A really slow club in DTSF with OK talents

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Jul 25, 2025, 11:32 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Saturday evening was cold and after having Ramen, I arrived at Vanity. The bouncer greeted me and told me there were only three ladies who arrived as it was early (7.30pm). I had no place to go so I said fine and got upstairs.

 

When you get upstairs, the stage is on your left, which is a really small one with a short pole. The stage is on the ground so kind of weird. No peep seats but have several tables surrounding. Opposite the stage is the bar, with only five bar chairs. On your right you can see more tables and booths, but quite far away from the stage so I will not sit there. Asked for one bottled water, which was $9. The lights are in a pinky way and the music is not that loud though. They told me the first floor is under renovation so it will be much fun when it is done.

 

Played my phone till around 8.30pm then one slim white lady S showed up. She was kind of my type but I didn’t like her attitude so passed. Later a strong older white lady L, who was really great on the pole (compared to other talents), caught everyone’s attention. As I tipped a bit on the stage, she stopped by and chatted with me. I loved talking with her about my stories and she seemed to not push for dances and enjoyed them. As an appreciation for her company, I bought two songs for $60 just for a better place to hang out. The dance area is opposite to the main area, and in the far back you can find several cubes without curtains. We picked the one in the corner and the dance was mediocre. I am fine with that as she comforted my heart.

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