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Senior Citizen Discount

So I'm in a multi-couch LD room and an elderly dude in there starts scamming his hottie for a senior citizen discount. Obviously ready for this one, she responded with, "Senior citizen discount?! I should be charging you double old man!". My…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Was there last Sunday for their...

Was there last Sunday for their customer appreciation party. Pretty decent food, not as good as their previous parties. Drink prices range from $1 for beer and well liquors up to $3. For example, Bacardi was $2, and…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

This is still the best strip...

This is still the best strip dance club in Austin, IMO. The remodeling makes it a bit funky right now, but when done it will make a really good club even better. More…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

The club is run by the...

The club is run by the same group of people that run the Stars strip bars of Salem, Bend, and Beaverton. That isn't a complete plus or minus in my book, but it does mean…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped by last week figuring it...

Stopped by last week figuring it would be a great pre-holiday stop. WHile you can't beat the HH free buffet, the girls defijitley lock in on their 'regulars'. Very tough to get any…

Starz

Gardena, California

Went back to the club again...

Went back to the club again on Sunday night before I flew out. Seems the same despite the rule changes. Had private dances with Luna and Coco. Luna was a bit wilder, knew more…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This place seems to be very...

This place seems to be very inconsistent; after a good experience here in October (see earlier review) my visit here on Saturday evening was very disappointing. First off the place is expensive compared to other clubs…

Edge

Grand Island, Nebraska

This club can be vhm for...

This club can be vhm for ld if you take the time to discuss what she allows and likes. Also tell her your preferences. Because of this i have had 2 unique lds.…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Still the best club in Columbus....

Still the best club in Columbus. You can still get in free with a Kahoots ad from a magazine(Night Vision) or newspaper (The Other Paper). Lots of girls on Fri -Sat. Now every…

Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Had to come check out the...

Had to come check out the club after its recent raid...WOW!!! Gals had no problems grabbing my ?#@* for 20.00! She offered 50. BJ, I declined due to the obvious drug use…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I went to this club two...

I went to this club two consecutive nights (Thursday and Friday before Christmas) and came away with very different impressions. On Thursday night it was a very casual club, with a fairly high dancer…

Rio Strip Bar

Prague, Czechia

For this man, the ranking this...

For this man, the ranking this evening was a 10. However, because of the few women here this evening I cannot rank it that high for the rest of you to use as a guide. That…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Went to Club Harem about a...

Went to Club Harem about a month or so ago. Some good looking girls, but most were decent or even below average (norm for the Block). Met a dancer who doubles at another club as…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

The best women of Indianapolis work...

The best women of Indianapolis work at this club. Most of the dancers are a 7-9, some being a 10. Even the girls working the day shift are attractive. This club always…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to the club at...

I went to the club at 9 PM on 12/18. Two dollars to self park and ten dollars to get in; Heinkein was $5. Table dances were $10 - nude. There were…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Passed on a very crowded Friday...

Passed on a very crowded Friday afternoon. Like all DC strip bars;No cover charge, No lap dances & beers cost $6.75. Clean safe place. The girls ranged from 4 to 9's.…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Last poster was accurate. This...

Last poster was accurate. This club is in a fast spiral descent. Talking with former employees, I heard stuff like......ownership didn't renew their dancing permit, ownership is undecided whether to turn the club…

Red Barn Adult Theatre

East Grand Rapids, Michigan

I was here last Wednesday night....

I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn have to wear…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

It used to be fun to...

It used to be fun to go in to the slummy old Glass Slipper. The new one is right next to Centerfolds and tries to have the same sophisticated feel. They don't charge…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

Bar atmosphere up front with lots...

Bar atmosphere up front with lots of regulars. Dance area behind bar is very nicely done with couches for dancers and VIP dances. Backroom VIP dances available on a bed, very intimate.…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Adult actress Tiny Toy dances there...

Adult actress Tiny Toy dances there which is why it is rated so well. The Sunday I went was a slow night and I basically got to monopolize her time for two hours for the cost…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

Stopped in to Honey's on a...

Stopped in to Honey's on a weekday afternoon to check things out, was very pleasantly surprised. More girls than customers (probably looking for Xmas cash). Met up with a couple of refugees from…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

went in friday night around 7....

went in friday night around 7. Good selection of girls mostly 6s to 8s. A few 9s IMO. Girls are not too pushy. Sat at the bar...$4 beer very reasonable....dollar tips…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

There 2x in Nov. Still had...

There 2x in Nov. Still had a great time with Meena during the day(1st time in the VIP) and a new girl Ginger at night. The talent can vary night to night but dancers/staff there…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Went back on Thursday night. As...

Went back on Thursday night. As in my last review, everyone is very welcoming. The club is VERY small and has onlu one VIP chair. This can make for a wait at times, but also…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

There were about 15-20 girls the...

There were about 15-20 girls the night I was there, probably 11pm on a Thursday evening. There were a couple of decent girls which I'd rate at a 7, but nothing more than that. They…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Went here on a Thursday night....

Went here on a Thursday night. Very unfriendly place. I was ready to drop some money but dancers kept to the same customers. Their loss.

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Sugars has new managers now that...

Sugars has new managers now that seem pretty good. The service here is not quite up to par with other bars, but they have some decent talent. They have some really good drink specials during…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I love and hate this club,...

I love and hate this club, Tons of girls and most are really good looking. It is really dark inside. they have a main satge and sometimes have multiple girls on stage and there is…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

hot women, great food, hot women,...

hot women, great food, hot women, good service, hot women. what else could you want? the cheetah is by far atlantas most upscale club with IMO the best looking girls. you wont get much…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Visited recently, young dancers, most friendly....

Visited recently, young dancers, most friendly. Saw a few regulars, Brooke, she seems like fun but have not tried any privates with her yet. Some are aggresive but ymmv. Maybe I'll try…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was here over the summer...

I was here over the summer and had a great time. Talent was fantastic. I had dances with Christine. Probably one of the best looking strippers I have ever seen in my entire life. The…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Back in town Again, I figured...

Back in town Again, I figured I'd give the place one last shot. Sadly, most of the cute girls are gone. And the aneorexics rule. For those who havent been to the place, there is…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by here on a Thursday...

Stopped by here on a Thursday afternoon at 12:30 p.m. and paid $5 cover to get inside. They would let me bring my cell phone inside because of some new policy. There were 15-20 dancers,…

Mangus Gentlemens Club

Arecibo, Puerto Rico

The club was a distance from...

The club was a distance from the hotel but it was definitely worth the distance. My friends and I did not want a club with all the tourist traps. This was a club with class(compared…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped in early afternoon on a...

Stopped in early afternoon on a recent weekday and had a hamburger and watched the dancers. A little slow due to the holidays but still some friendly and attractive dancers. Had a dance…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Outstanding! not only is Christies...

Outstanding! not only is Christies a fun place to hang with the guys, but an excellent place to take your date. if you don't believe me, take three shots of patron and try it!…

Darling Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

Most definitely a brothel, but it...

Most definitely a brothel, but it still has a strip club feel. Dancers, lap dances for a moderate fee, nude pole dancing, and some spectacular looking women. For me, the language was an issue, as…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This club is going to get...

This club is going to get a couple of different reviews from me. First the club itself is ok. Tightly packed, cheap beer and attentive waitress' give this a 7. I was there on a…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Tis the season! I took a...

Tis the season! I took a few of my out-of town buddies to Rick's to show them how NYC girls get down. The girls were friendly but seemed a little rushed. One pestered me to…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Just got in from a trip...

Just got in from a trip to Rachel's. Tonight was a good night for hot girls. I had the pleasure of having Candi dance for me several times. While touching was limited, there were several…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

A return trip to one of...

A return trip to one of the "old style" clubs was on the agenda. Funny thing is the furniture in this club was so old, it actually can back in style. Then they replaced it…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

Can't give this place a true...

Can't give this place a true ranking right now, as a sign posted said closed for Christmas, until the 26th. However, I went by in the evening and it appeared they were not closed after…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Realized it had been a long...

Realized it had been a long time since I visited LaChamre and thought I would stop by on thursday afternoon. Place was moderately busy, but not crowded. It was just before 5:00 and…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

For all the talk of changes...

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by at lunchtime today the mileage was off the charts. Maybe I just made a lucky…

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Herbal Enhancement and Rachael McAdams

Hypothetically speaking, the stoned fantasy can be so intense that I'd never enter another club without a good buzz on. And my Hot Personal Supermodel is a dead-ringer for Rachael McAdams in Mean Girls. Lotta stripper-worthy babes in that flick. Lacey Chabert. *yum* Just…

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Vegas Strip (seasoned veterans advice needed)

I am planning a trip to Vegas for AVN. What clubs offer the best mileage and why? I will do a VIP if I think it is worth it. Any Vegas lizards out there?

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

My first time back since the...

My first time back since the remodel.Early evening visit. Cosmetic changes only. Same great club I rememebered. Lots of good looking 6-8 girls. No total stunners, but none that I wouldn't want to do either. I fell in love…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Stopped by earlier this week as...

Stopped by earlier this week as a break from holiday shopping. Between six and 10 girls there, barely a half-dozen guys. I do spend more time visiting a neighboring club days but felt like stopping…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Arrivede last nigh about 4:30. always...

Arrivede last nigh about 4:30. always my favorite in Houston. Found a booth near th efront stage with good and visability to see the ladies going back and forth. I sat for over one…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Stopped in at Marks for one...

Stopped in at Marks for one beer on thursday. They advertised three dollar cover and I thin the beers (coors light) were 3.75. They had about 20 girls there a few dancing at a time.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Though this club is listed as...

Though this club is listed as being in Illinois, it is very accessible from St. Louis, MO. Walking into the "Hustler" club, my expectations were quite high - but I was disappointed for the most…

The New Body Shop

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

Stopped in here recently. It's kinda...

Stopped in here recently. It's kinda dumpy, but I suppose what do you expect for Rapids. They had 5 girls dancing. Uriah was the best looking one. I bought her a couple drinks at the…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Went here last Friday. Arrived...

Went here last Friday. Arrived about 10:30. Very hot door girl from Cincinnati! Too bad she didn't dance. I got my only action (a hug) from her when I left.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Stopped in here last Friday after...

Stopped in here last Friday after a boring time at New York New York. Arrived around midnight. This place was also pretty crowded. Got a beer at the door and found a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Went here last Wed. night, 12/13....

Went here last Wed. night, 12/13. What has happened to this place? There were, no lie, 6 dancers all night! The only good thing was that the cover charge was only $10 and covered both…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Had a disappointing experience there. ...

Had a disappointing experience there. I walked in and was told a $5 cover - outside sign says it starts at 6, and my watch said 5 of 6. Lady told me "They…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Great looking, friendly girls all over...

Great looking, friendly girls all over the place in this club. The waitresses seem a bit lost at times though. The bouncers are all pretty good guys. LFHC is much better than Gold Club. Perfect…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

OK, I'e been to good bars...

OK, I'e been to good bars and I've been to bad bars, but this isn't either. It's a nice place to while away a couple of hours and watch some nice girls. No…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

I typically venture to this club...

I typically venture to this club in the afternoon but found myself driving throught the area at night so decided to make a visit. Not a large crowd but that just left more dancers for…

Peanuts and Beer

Tijuana, Baja California

This club is located right on...

This club is located right on Revolution and it has a downstairs and upstairs. The action was upstairs, the downstairs was mostly locals. This club received a 9 because of the girl on girl shows,…

Fantasy Girls

Kokomo, Indiana

Went there about 10 on a...

Went there about 10 on a Wednesday night looking for a girl I had seen there before but she wasn't there. The 2 girls there were more interested in the couple of guys they were…

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VIP Rooms

question: I am going to Houston in January and was thinking of visiting Treasures. Are the VIP room worth the money and how much money should I bring to have a good time?

Boomers

Smyrna, Georgia

I was stuck in traffic on...

I was stuck in traffic on the north side and decided to let the traffic jam thin out a bit by making my first visit to Boomer's. First - this not the club to come…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

It's been a while since I've...

It's been a while since I've been to this club, so I cannot give exact details on the $$ for dances. This is a no alcohol club and while the cover is reasonable, the drinks are…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. This club continues to be hit or miss. This was an pleasant visit. Quite a few customers for the afternoon and about 9 girls working. Most of the girls…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Parking is $2 plus $1 tip....

Parking is $2 plus $1 tip. The parking attendant suggested to park the car in the main lot and not behind the building -- facing the road. Mentioned that the area is rough. There…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I dropped in while passing through...

I dropped in while passing through on a business trip one evening. I got in about 8:00 and only stayed for about an hour. I had to be up early the next morning…

Infinito

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

good news? cheap and great girls....

good news? cheap and great girls. badnews? cheap! meaning it atracts to many broke people who only want to grope girls and drink girls. dont expect a VIP atmosphere. but the girls are great. just…

Liquid Assets

South Plainfield, New Jersey

Based upon the last time I...

Based upon the last time I was there this is a really good place to spend your money. My single complaint is that a working stiff, I can't be sure that they will be open…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

It was a slow night at...

It was a slow night at Miss Kittys, so I stopped in to see what excitement I could find here. After I got my must byt 2 beers raffle ticket, I sat down at…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

this is a nice club with...

this is a nice club with nice, clean, pretty girls..better than visions and jimmy's, some girls were brought in from over seas to work here, chanel, is from russia and very nice pretty girl...gives a…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

I went on a Wednesday night...

I went on a Wednesday night at about 11:00. The room is rather small; as you enter there is a bar on the right side of the room, and the stage is along that right…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

as far as vision having the...

as far as vision having the "finest" girls in town, doesnt' say much, after all this is alabama!!!!! The girls here a nasty, easy ho's, so if that makes them "fine" then those that think…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, New Jersey

still worth the time if you...

still worth the time if you get the right girl. Recently Kelly..american girl very sweet has been a good choice and also Nikki another american is worth the time..usually im the sundays so cant…

Stars Cabaret

Neenah, Wisconsin

A couple of friends took me...

A couple of friends took me here last summer on a Thursday right after it had opened. Place is easy to see from the freeway, but kind of hard to get to if you…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Although they advertise that they open...

Although they advertise that they open at three, there aren't any dancers until like seven o'clock. That being said, the girls are pretty and friendly and they have a number of them. An…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to DD last Saturday...

I went to DD last Saturday for a bachelor party. I've been to plenty of clubs in the Philly area (Show-N-Tel the most) but was never here before. The club is in an…

Urband Legends

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Urban Legends is a Friendly little...

Urban Legends is a Friendly little club out in the middle of nowhere. Owner is a nice guy and they have cold inexpensive beer and a couple of decent looking friendly girls dancing.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I will not be back to...

I will not be back to this place. i should have know when I walked in the door and it was real bright and they asked for a $20 covere. I think there were about…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a Monday night about 6:00, just as the evening shift was beginning to arrive. I got a dance from a gorgeous blond named Brittany. (30 songs for $55 and worth…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My favorite club in Philly, if...

My favorite club in Philly, if you can call it a club. More like an old neighborhood bar with dancers. The girls are quite attractive and friendly. The views are better than anywhere in town…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

OK some major changes here: ...

OK some major changes here: 1 no smoking. Some people love it, others don't. 2: he place now runs like it did on weekends. You cannot bring bottles or cans in,…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

I have been to the Players...

I have been to the Players Club, quite a few times since my last review in Sept. I think the club has definately improved over the last 3+ months. I know the entrance…

Sinners

Minneapolis, Minnesota

New club adjacent to the Sex...

New club adjacent to the Sex World adult video/novelties/boutique in downtown Minneapolis. Nice upscale decor with only a few (6-10) dancers so far. Fairly good looking 7/8 average very nice without being terribly…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

PT's is a cozy place with...

PT's is a cozy place with friendly girls. I can't say I've been to many other strip bars in this town, but the relaxed atmosphere is really great. This is very much a hometown-brew joint.…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hadnt been to the OG for...

Hadnt been to the OG for a long time. Stopped by on a business trip during the late afternoon. I guess they've remodeled it. There is one stage - there were about a dozen or…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

I went back. This place is...

I went back. This place is the same. It is a cool place to hang out. The girls are different but the quality of the girls is the same. The place overall seems average. If…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Like nowhere I have been. Private...

Like nowhere I have been. Private rooms in the back of a porn shop. Pay $2 to talk to a girl and find out what she offers. They have a wide variety and you will…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Visited again, this time later in...

Visited again, this time later in the day on my return trip from Indy. I got there at shift change, not many girls walking around. Finally got a dollar dance from Kendra, very…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

After going to Ervs the night...

After going to Ervs the night before this was a big step up.It was a Tue night. Still Not quite Philadelphia or NJ. There was no cover so that was a plus. Beer was $3…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, Maryland

Sad to say but I returned...

Sad to say but I returned here after a few months away and there has been quite a turnover. In the past , while not the prettiest, the girls were all attractive and one…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

Juice bar, no real news there....

Juice bar, no real news there. Some very attractive ladies on the day shift, mostly naturals, a few enhanced. The buy the lady a drink routine is very old, but on the day shift it…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Big, clean club; wide variety of...

Big, clean club; wide variety of girls; was there in the afternoon and didnt lack for attention; the LDs are in a seperate room with a bouncer but the rules are pretty liberal esp for

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

went the other night to how...

went the other night to how the club is since PP has closed. Found of few of my favorite girls from PP dancing in there. Still had a had fun and a happy…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Can't say much more than the...

Can't say much more than the previous review. I stopped in during the early afternoon. Not a large parking area, but what there was was about empty. REAL slow! About three customers and I saw…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Been several months since I've visited...

Been several months since I've visited and stopped by in the afternoon. Seems like they have a fair turnover in dancers here. A few sexxxy dancers but no darker skinned nor african dancers…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Tried to control myself, but went...

Tried to control myself, but went back to Bare Assets on Wed 12/19 around 1pm. Had limited time and money so I hoped I could find Juliana and have some more fun. Club was…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Nice place and good service. The...

Nice place and good service. The girls range from 5 - 8. Did not see any really beautiful! girls but did see some not so pretty girls. I had 5 dances from a pretty black…

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Club visit requests? Does anyone ever do them?

I was wondering if there are ever any requests for people to visit certain clubs. I go to clubs on occassion and try to post a decent review about them. But, I have noticed that there are so many clubs…

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Friends First?

Rambling Preface (skip to Topic Question, to prevent boardom, if you are so inclined): It's funny how so many of these topics intertwine together. It's also funny how one response could serve as a posting to several different topics…

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The Real Person or the Sex Object?

Do you treat a stripper as a real person or as a sex object? Which do you prefer that she present herself as? Are you always sure about the difference?

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Had to make a visit while...

Had to make a visit while I was in NY for the holidays. I wouldn't dare go to any of the NYC clubs and they are 30 miles closer for me. Stillettos has…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Was here last night around midnight....

Was here last night around midnight. $5 cover. Friendly if unattractive bartender. Very smoky, filled with regulars. About 7 girls, ran the gamut from long in the tooth/crack whore to somewhat attractive. The best was…

Sheri's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to this place around 7...

Went to this place around 7 PM on a Monday. I was only customer. Met up with a blonde who was a 7; had a good conversation. She sold me on the…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

And the winner is for the...

And the winner is for the ultimate lap dance. Hawaii By Night I've gone to over 100 clubs now. The best lap dance ever came out of Hawaii by Night. It was a double trouble which…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Spent a Sunday afternoon here -...

Spent a Sunday afternoon here - I'm now even more convinced this is my favorite place in the greater South Philly area (with Risque and Cheerleaders both respectable 2nds). What makes me say this? I believe you…

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Gifting

This seems like a good time of the year to post these questions.. Do any of you give Christmas/birthday gifts to your favorite girls? If so, do you tend to buy them small (cheaper) gifts, or do you splurge…

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Does anyone else feel that Romantic Lover asks too many arbitrary questions?

I'm all for asking questions to get opinions and feedback, but arbitrary questions that don't seem to have a real purpose? It screams "I'm writing a book" or "I'm putting my thesis together" doesn't it? Even a teenager wouldn't ask…