Reviews by Nobodygtyu

Visited Spearmint on a recent Saturday night around midnight and Tuesday night around 10pm and this review will contrast the two. Entrance is somewhere between $40 and $50 but you really should never be...

So first things first, if you're expecting a RonJax-esque review with incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm more of a "don't kiss and tell" kinda guy,...

Let's get the small details out of the way. Arrive at 1 am to a square brick building, parking lot on the sides which looks like it can fill up fast so you might...

Gonna upset the ol' adjudicators and talk about more than one club here. This probably should be an article or something but whatever. I visited all 4 Ottawa clubs (and the 2 in nearby...

Nashville, TN. Saturday night. Parking lot on the side of the building, gets full quickly. Walk in and get a pat down, they scan your ID here, and pay a cover of $27. BYOB...

Louisville, Friday at 1am. Kinda dive bar-ish I felt but felt comfortable and safe, fine parking lot. Other reviews said the scan your ID, i don't remember if they did; no pat down that...

Louisville, Friday after midnight. Decent sized well lit parking lot, found a spot near the back. I hear Louisville ain't the safest city so I didn't do much loitering in the lot but didn't...

Was in Louisville so decided to check this place out. Place is pretty isolated so no worry about homeless or random passerby. Large gravel lot, no patdown as I recall and $10 cover. Bathroom...

Stopped by for the first time on a Wednesday evening. This place hasn't been reviewed in 7 years so I really could say anything and you adjudicators may as well approve it. Dances are...

Hit this club on a Wednesday afternoon as I was relatively nearby for work. Called Danny's Hotel technically it looks like but just a basic bar with a stripper pole, and a slightly racist...

Friday afternoon, came here from Pin Ups checking out the clubs outside main Atlanta. Club is in a strip mall so plenty of parking (free), pat down and I believe no cover at this...

Visited Allure/The O at midnight on a Saturday after leaving Vivide and after trying to go to Tattletales but learning they have a dress code (Im a sweatpants kinda guy). This place is confusing...

Black club, Saturday afternoon. Security guard told me parking up close (pretty large lot) was $20, on the side was $10, and at the back was $5 (I chose the $5 of course). Pats...

Visited twice on a Saturday, at 3 pm and returned again at 11 pm to check out the night shift. Afternoon, I think $10 to park and don't remember the cover, at night though I...

Visited twice, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. Good amount of parking, security looks at your ID and halfheartedly pats you down. Cover was either $10 or $20. On the Friday there was definitely less than...

Friday around 2 am, just came from Boomers 5050. Large parking lot well lit (shared with the Uncle Bucks strip club I guess, they're right next door to each other), friendly security guard who...

Left Rocket City Showgirls (RCS) at around 2:45 am and walked 10 seconds to this place. Parking still free, pat down outside, $21 cover. RCS felt like a pretty classy gentlemans club compared...

Place hasn't been reviewed in 2 years but it may as well be stuck in a timeloop because everything the previous reviewer said seems to still be the case. I'll try to add some...

To get the boring stuff out of the way, industrial area that's pretty safe, good amount of parking. No parking fee, no pat down or ID scan or metal detector (are we sure it's...

Back at the Rhino for the first time since the summer. In that review, I lauded this club for being a great value with hot girls, that seems to have changed but I hope...

Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night recently for the first time, and despite the apparently rising costs this place is a must for any PL. On the Tuesday around 3pm I parked at the...

Oh how the turn tables. I commented on the last review saying it was "shill-y", and yet now I'm here to sing the praises of Cheetah Hallendale. I came in not expecting much, having...

Did a quick tour of some of the Miami black clubs this weekend. Hit The Office, Mint Lounge, The Body club, and Club Climaxx, and that's the order in which I'd rank them. I suppose...

Monday night, club is at the end of a strip mall. Decent sized parking lot, looked like some sort of attendent standing outside but he might have just been taking a break for all...