Comments by Someguyontheinternet

I agree with Puddy Tat in regards to desire. I finally visited that place and left leaving with a sour taste in my mouth. GPS is pretty bad there and the whole experience was pretty mid-tier. The way that club has been built on TUSCL would make you believe that the club is teeming with naked goddesses who are down for anything in the VIP at extremely reasonable prices. In reality the place just doesn't suck like the overwhelming majority of clubs these days.

60 for 1 nude dance. That’s about the going rate in Denver which I find ridiculous. I have been quoted as high as 100 for one song at the Diamond Cabaret. Fortunately I don’t live in Colorado anymore. Are people really paying these outrageous prices for lap dances or are the clubs empty?

Save your money. I rate my visit to this place as probably the worst strip club outing I have ever had. In a nutshell I got scammed out of $300 bucks in the VIP. The girls here are predatory and management is in on the scam or at least they don't do anything to try to curtail it. When I walked into this place there was a guy arguing with management about being scammed and he was so heated and pissed off that it looked like punches where about to be thrown. I just kind of shrugged it off, but than I realized that ripping people off is SOP at this place.

Your experience matches mine to a T. First time I went to this place I had a decent time and felt that there was some value to be had and that future visits might be fruitful. I came back a second time on amateur night and while the place was full (they even had an on-duty cop there) the entire experience was lame and overpriced, and yes talent was severely lacking. When I say lacking I mean the hottest girl there was maybe a 7. My gut told me that the night was gonna suck and I should just cut my losses and keep my powder dry, but I decided on doing 3 songs for $100 with the 7. And to my total surprise I flushed 100 bucks down the drain for 7.50 minutes of lame topless air dancing. It sucks because this place could be really solid but given that there is essentially no competition within the state of NH this what you get.

You should review the other clubs. I am thinking about taking up to Quebec at some point. I have heard some people say that Montreal has had its day and Quebec strip clubs aren't what they used to be.

I have heard that Chicago clubs blow. I visited Ricks once, and while it wasn’t horrible there definitely a lot of rules. The dancers tried to bend the rules some because they had the decency to want to provide a good experience. I think they felt obliged to because ultimately they want regulars who will keep feeding them money. I am amazed that Chicago has such shitty clubs. Chicago definitely has some good looking women and you would think all the skeeze and politicians on the take that the clubs would be like South Florida.

That was my experience when I visited several Sundays ago. Blonde milf, massage girl, hot brunette, couple AA dancers. It was an OK experience but they more dancers.

That was my experience exactly. A couple of the girls said going full nude was strictly forbidden by management, while the the other ones dropped their panties first thing in the lap dance booths. I actually like this place. UJ's has a pretty good mix of dancers.

I have been to Foxy and Desire recently if that’s the best New England has to offer than I might be moving soon. To be fair most clubs aren’t that great nowadays. Stripclubs have become a race to bottom post COVID.

When I visited last year they had a good selection of hotties. One of the best lineups I had seen post COVID. Rouge was probably the only club I have been to post COVID where I was impressed. That being said places change and I have noticed a precipitous decline in the overall quality of dancers this past year. I probably won’t be in Portland anytime soon but it still sucks to hear because every time I visited this place the bar was set pretty high.

I visited Desire and Boardroom on the same day. While Boardroom was marginally better I still cannot comprehend how these 2 clubs occupy the #1 and #4 spots. When I visited Boardroom there were only six dancers and of those 2 or 3 I would even want a dance from. While it was a slow day I would say there was about 20 dudes in the club. The one thing this place gets right is that it’s full nude and your dollar goes far. That being said I have probably been to well over a dozen clubs that were better than this place.

Never been in it this place looks like the epitome of dives whenever I drive by.

Definitely one of the better clubs in New England. This place doesn’t get the reviews like some of the clubs in Providence. I have been to those clubs and honestly this place was on par or better.

Shrinkflation in full swing. You will pay VIP prices for a regular lap dance and you will like it!

That was my experience at this place to a T. I felt so awkward being there that I just bought a beer and than walked over to shotguns

Mirrors my experience. Barring a few exceptions the lineup was pretty unimpressive.

Quality in strip clubs has taken a precipitous decline. Some places I go the quality is so bad I just one bee and than leave.

Your experience could have been my experience. I went there thinking "oh boy this is it!". It was so fucking lame I just decided to throw the towel in. I would say most of the random strip clubs that get very little attention on this site were better than desire. I think desire really was that good. Than the reputation and money went to managements, and the dancers heads. Than they thought they could just skimp on everything and still make money. Also, I hate it when they girls try all that extortion bullshit.

So after striking out at desire I was on a mission to try and find a decent strip club. I drove up to Boardroom in Brockton. My experience at Boardroom was far from great but it wasn't bad either. I liked the vibe and interior at that place and your dollar goes far there. The only kicker was there was probably six dancers on duty, and of those six maybe half appealed to me. I bought a few dances from an early 40's MILF and than headed home. I am not complaining because I think that place has potential. Dances are full nude and cheap + they don't songs short.

All I am doing with this review is reporting my experience so that other people can make an informed decision of where to get the best value for their dollar and have a great time. I have read reviews about this place for a really long time and it was on my bucket list. I went in with an open mind and ready to lavish money on the right dancers and let’s just say my experience was pretty crummy. Any club where you have to be a regular and be seen there a ton of times before you can get some decent action is a losing proposition in my book. I am sure I will go back and give it a second shot. Also as a sidenote I have had a pretty lousy run of club outings since moving to New England. I was under the impression that there were some really good clubs out here and so far every single trip has been a dud. I’m not sure if the quality of clubs / dancers nationwide is going down the drain or I have just a really shitty luck. It used to be my batting average was 50%. That is half of my trips I would deem an. Success. I would put that number at like 10% these days. After you strike out enough times it makes you not want to pursue it any longer.

Most overrated club I have ever been to. I just went last week for the first time. I went in with very modest expectations and it failed on every point to meet them. Kind of like going to a five star restaurant where the waiters are assholes and the food they are serving is microwaved crap off the Cisco truck. I’m not sure if it was an off night or they are coasting on their previous reputation, but this place definitely missed the mark.

Damn that’s a bummer when I was there a long time ago they had a few solid girls. The rest yeah not so much. The decline continues it appears.

I did not know they got rid of the LD area. Does that mean there are no lap dances any more? I agree that the bouncers presence is a major buzz kill. When I visited he was basically there but wasn’t too keen on watching people unless they did something egregious.

This place was probably the worst strip club experience in my strip clubbing career. Trust me, I have had some pretty crummy experiences, but this place takes the cake. Some places just suck and you leave with blue balls. This place sucked and I lost a decent chunk of money. You are right about the girls having crappy attitudes. I either got extremely cold vibes from the few good looking girls there, or they were straight up scammers. Management at this place also blows. When I walked in there was a guy arguing with one club employees and things got very heated. I mean this guy was red in the face and about to punch someone. Presumably he got scammed out of some serious coin. That should have been my cue to leave but I pressed onward. Some places do change though. And if what you are saying is true than that's great. Actually there was a club in Oregon that I visited a long time ago, basically I got really drunk and the girls took me to the cleaners with all sorts of promises about things happening that never did up in the VIP. Fast forward several years and I said what the heck and gave the place a second try, turns out it was one of the best outings after a very long streak of strikeouts.

Couple months ago. I don't know anything about rolling back price increases, but it was one song for 30 in the LD area and 3 for 100 in the semi private area when I was there. Not cheap but not ridiculous either. These strip clubs are going to price themselves out of existence if things keep going up.