Comments by MrHernandez602

The Cuban invasion is real. About 80% of them are the same with bad English, bad breath, bath plastic surgery, and the "wannadance" or "quieresunbaile" if they think you're Hispanic.

Years and years ago, my buddy was getting some dances in the back. They played "Girls Girls Girls" and when his dancer was going to the stage with the others, he tried a dine and dash... Her stripper Spidey sense went off and hollered at him from the stage as he got to the bathroom area. Fun times when you're young.

Used to go here a bit with a friend of mine who moved out of state. I always remember the value. If I remember the story correctly, some serious fun was had. Definitely heavy on latinas. Was right looking in the inside, but never any issues.

Lesson 1, always go to the ATM prior to the club... Always. Take out what you can afford, and keep it at that. Lesson 2, all of these clubs (Bones, Skin, and Dream Palace) are trash. Don't waste your money. 10 years ago, Skin was fun.

I had fun one time at this place, many many many moons ago. Her name was Isis. A thick blonde, she worked night shift. But for me, this place is typically not worth it.

Cali is truly MILF status, glad to hear she's still around

I see these comments, and I'm in total agreement. Not sure how it came to this, this place use to be awesome. But I guess as long as the house gets their fee, and guys overpay for mediocrity, things will continue like this. 75% of the Cubans are ratchet, with terrible butt lifts, and rank breath.

This is a few positive reviews in a row, going to check it out.

What exactly was the hustle you got caught up in twice?

What exactly

I've had similar things happen at other clubs. As soon as they start running their mouths on social issues, politics, etc... I just tune out. I have no desire to hear their dime store world views. I'm there to have a couple drinks and some fun.

Did Shelby dance under a different name at HL?

Shot in the dark, but does anyone know if Nikki still works at HL? She was a dirty blonde hard body cougar that worked afternoons during the week a few years back. I haven't been able to make it over there at that time due to my job. Any intel would be appreciated.

Used to frequent this place years ago. Some fun times and terrible times. I've thought about going back in but it's hard to pass up HL and BSC for this place. Did know a dancer who worked there that ended up shooting her husband in the chest, years later, not during the time she was active there. I miss the days from 2008 to about 2013 in the whole scene, lots of fun.