- Beach Blonde Bonanza
Proposed Minnow Profile header: I spend most of my time sitting in front of a computer screen self-flagellating while refreshing the TUSCL unpublished review board. When a review finally gets submitted, I cackle to myself knowing that I will soon reject someone's perfectly reasonable review and will add what I think is some clever comment. Then I will bathe in dorito powder imagining with delight the annoyance of those that work for a living try to fix their review to appease me. The rub is though, I can never be pleased because I have a deviated urethra and pee from my butt.
- Monday Mongering
If you've ever had a wife or girlfriend tell you to get it over with while they scroll Pinterest on their phone, it's a similar experience.
- First Time and Lame Time
@BubbleYum I only feel entitled to what was agreed upon. When obvious deception is involved, yes I am put out. As far as stage performances go; in Seattle that stage dance is your advertisement for LD/VIP experiences where the real money is made. Pretty sure I explained why a low-effort dance on stage translates poorly in the review. A better example of entitlement would be dancers who put in no effort, lie to your face and tell you to be happy about it and also maybe those who agree with that sentiment.
- Trying someone new for a change
Honestly it seems like if you write a boring vanilla review about the layout of the place, you get cleared, but if you write anything interesting or informative at all, you get rejected for too much info, not enough info, no paragraphs or my favorite; 'incoherent' which is a catchall for when an adjudicator never developed reading skills past the second grade.
- Quick Stop-In
@StudlyJohn Tongkat Ali
- Sitting out traffic
Enjoyed Rio quite a few times in the past. Saw the new butt recently and was a bit bummed out. Proportions out of wack. To each their own though.
- Edited for those that don't know
These are indeed the details we come here for. Thx
- Evening visit
The blonde is probably Baby Cakes.
- The 1st of the month is a goldmine of opportunity.
1st of the month, gotta pay the rent.
article comment
a year ago
Hip Hop has that degenerate feel I like. I always start with Tyga's 'Bouncin on my Dick.' Playlist also includes 'Rock yo hips' - Crime Mob, 'Wobble Wobble' - 504 boys, and 'Freak-a-leak' - Petey Pablo.
- New talent at Kittens-at least for me
Sounds like Mia. She's a good time.
review comment
2 years ago
Big fan of eye contact. Even with just a dance. Why are you looking everywhere but at me? I know I'm ugly but damn.
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2 years ago
Damn, puttin in work. I need to get caught up on my IG follows apparently. Good review thx.
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3 years ago
I had that experience once, but like 10 good experiences since. This review sounds accurate.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Thx Drew, good to know.
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3 years ago
lol imagine being a reviewer that long and not being able to figure out what the this review is implying
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3 years ago
Plenty of good information here. I am also a Halloween fan and might need to make it out there before they take the decor down.
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3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
@drewcareypnw: I worked the Seattle barista scene a bit and it's so much harder than mongering at the club. There are some insanely hot baristas and there are many that do OTC for $$$$...and many that are catfishing ROBs. It was too much effort for me personally but I have access to Google sheet for local baristas that has reviews if you want.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Hm, the term CF implies she knows you to some extent and you are a regular. I think tipping over the quoted price may or may not be remembered, but during my infatuation phases I have been prone to buy a gift for my CF. Ex. I bought an outfit with shoes for one which cost less than a hundred bucks. Now she will send me the occasional pic to get me riled up. Good chance she'll remember that over x sessions of random tips, and I get to experience a personal fantasy.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Not only their lotion. They all have a scent and I'll smell it on myself for a couple days even even if I've showered 3 times.
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3 years ago
Tabitha Stevens. That's name I've not heard in a long time.
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3 years ago
Don't mind scrub. Thx for the review.
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3 years ago
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ocjohnNo drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
5 for $100 is a good value these days. thx for the review
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3 years ago
@megustamucho Well, he had it removed from the review, but you're right. We'd be better off not dropping names in connection with extras at all like jacej did.
discussion comment
3 years ago
This is probably my top 3 right now. And no I don't care if they have fake parts. We're all fake to some extent.
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