First Time and Lame Time

I had never been to this club and after a few positive reviews, I decided to give it a shot. I went in mid-afternoon and noticed it was much lighter than other clubs however there was no one dancing on stage. No one had taken my money yet so I asked if there were any dancers there. The cashier said there were 5. Ok, not great but I paid the $22 entrance fee and declined the drink.

I stopped in at the restroom and noticed some used and lonely safety equipment in the trashcan and made a mental note of those nice possibilities. I sat down and saw nothing resembling a scantily-clad female in sight. There were 5 or 6 mongers all perfectly and diametrically separated from each other in their dark corners of the room, looking like shadowed stone gargoyles which could come to life but probably wouldn't. The room was much smaller than I thought it would be. It felt smaller than Pandora's even. But all these perfectly separated gentlemen were staring at an empty stage for about 10 minutes. My ADD was acting up in the first 5 minutes and I was already making near-future plans for a visit to a club down the road. The robo-dj kept calling names that weren't showing up. I wondered to myself if there were really any dancers present by those names. Then I considered that perhaps the dancers were all so popular that they were all engaged in VIP rooms which could be the reason for their absence on stage. So I decided to stick it out.

Finally a dancer showed up on stage. A big turn-off for me is a flabby belly which is what my 10 minute wait culminated to. I do not remember her name as I was approached by another dancer named Kiana who was nice enough but I was not interested in. I was also approached by a pleasant dancer named Tia who has one big bodacious booty. I considered a dance but passed. After the first dance they announced stage maintenance was now due and I was getting bored again.