Comments by Mike Rotch (page 6)

I wonder if vegan girls deepthroat. If they hate the taste of meat I doubt they'd enjoy a large sausage stuffed down their throat. Maybe all those times I got bad head it was a vegan or vegetarian.

That's a perfect specimen of a wild thot in her natural habitat, twitch. She uses her farts to lure her most common prey, the desperate simp, to give her money. Thots have no regard for simps and only view them as walking ATMs.

My doctor told me eating meat was unhealthy and recommended becoming a vagetarian. I haven't lost any weight, but my tongue has muscles.

No mops in there but there was a few girls who had vacuums for mouths.

Two of my first strip clubs that I ever visited are gone. Blue Goose and Tropicana. One burned down and became a parking lot. The other changed owners and they renovated the whole interior, made it look nice and modern, but it became a shithole. Had a lot of fun in their VIP storage closet back in the day.

I'm still waiting for the Venezuelan women to show up in strip clubs. Didn't they all leave their country? They need my financial support. Right between their titties.

You know the saying, "Go woke, become poor" or something like that.

OTP? So you're looking to get an LDK? You must then seek the wisdom of lapdanceking. His vast knowledge on this topic will guide you on your journey.

Hate to break it to you but..... Easter Bunny is not real. I know because Santa told me.

$300 is a bit steep. But if she is very good looking, might be worth it. Ask her if you'll be getting multiple pops. $300 for 5 minutes of fun is not worth it. But if you can go several times then it's ok. Some girls will give you a whole hour so you can bust several nuts depending how you pace yourself.

Florida has Cuban thots. Jersey has Dominican thots. I had one just grab my hand and shove it down her thong and she was dripping. She had a wet ass WAP. And I had just walked into the club too. I'd say Latinas in general are less shy and more willing to pleasure men as compared to other women.

My one simple trick is to test their mileage. By that I mean, during a lap dance get real grabby. Ass, then tits, and if they still don't object, grab the pussy. At this point, some girls will tell you to stop. But some other girls will take the hint and suggest VIP. Now all you have to do is ask them if they also do OTC. Most girls that do extras in VIP will also do OTC. At least this has been my experience.

The real advantage of a regular is that the dancers of that particular club already know him and feel comfortable around him and will sit with him over some stranger they've never seen before. The bartender will usually be friendlier too. Hell even the club owner might say hi to him for being a loyal customer. It's not exactly like being loyal to a girlfriend. Within the same club, you could still have several girls and they would not get jealous if you spend time and money on another dancer. Many times they are friends with each other and are more than happy to share you. Being a drifter is nice if you like to see new faces, visit new places, experience more variety. But you will always be a newcomer. Girls might not trust you. They might not know what you're into, or looking for. You won't remember their names, and they will forget yours.

You can always challenge the whale to a duel. Winner gets mating rights with the thot. And by winner I mean whoever doesn't die first.

Strippers are all about the glam. They get dolled up for us. It's more about the fantasy. And when they take turns going up on stage, for us men its like being a kid in a candy store. We don't know where to begin. There is also the luck element in strip clubbing. Sometimes we hit the jackpot, sometimes we strike out. It's similar to the rush people get from gambling but a lot less risky. Well, so long as you keep your expenses under control.

Also, no nipple play. And I'm talking about the guy's nipples. I've had a few dancers who thought it was a good idea to pull on my nipples or pinch them. Gotta say..... not a fan.

She sounds like a thot. And thots are known to hunt whales. It's very hard to go up against a whale unless you become one yourself. But us small fish have one advantage: our numbers. We outnumber whales so your best chance is to sit with a group of other dudes. Thots will go wherever there is money, they can smell it like blood in the water. If possible go with a group of friends or just chat with some of the guys in the club. We all want the same thing. Remember: Apes together strong.

Bud lite is officially on my SHIT LIST.

I like when strippers grind their knee against my crotch. Nothing too forceful, just a slow sensual kneejob. Soft up and down motion. Don't put your weight on it or you'll crush the beans.

Where is Scrub when ya need him?

Meh, I've seen hotter cops at my Dunkin Donuts.

This discussion is in the wrong forum. It should be under the category Scrub's Mom.