Comments by RagingCeltik

Nah, reads like a Penthouse letter from those old mags.

That's what I get for typing on my phone in the middle of the night while nodding off. How can I edit the review and fix the typos?

His last greatest role was in Knives Out. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and do.

What kind of drugs are you taking? They seem fun.

$25? What happened to $10?

Colorado has become too expensive, especially since the mileage is worse than most other states I've visited. Maybe one or two clubs I got ok mileage when I lived there, but nothing close to the fun that can be had in Texas, Florida, or others.

Best surprise burger I've had was bacon, sunny-side up egg, and some peanut butter spread on the top bun. It's way better than you'd think it'd be at first glance. Otherwise can't go wrong with bacon, sautéed mushrooms, Swiss, and some Heinz 57.

Step 1: Go into Porn. Step 2: Marry someone in the biz. Step 3: Keep making porn.

I had a plastic Mexican give me a 5 second hummer in Stilettos near McAllen TX, while I was just sitting at a table on the main floor. She came over, sat down, said hi, then next thing I know her heads in my lap with my zipper undone. Bouncer had to have seen it but did nothing. Shocked me. That was her sales pitch. It was nice, but she was 40s and not one bit of her untouched by surgery. I had to pass. Not my type.