Reviews

35 reviews by HappyButNotLucky

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

I'll keep coming back here!

Visited both on a Thursday night as well as Friday night. Significant difference in talent pool from previous visits. The upper level previously was just an additional VIP fee of $20. But this time I…

2 hrs ago

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, TX

Not bad but kinda weird vibes sometimes

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I hit up XTC Cabaret in Austin. It’s right opposite the Texas medical examiner’s office LOL. Like literally across from the dead people place. Kinda funny but also creepy. Parking is $10. Cover was $30…

5 mos ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Slipping deeper into the abyss!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This used to be my favorite strip club in the SF area between 2001 – 2007. Back then it actually felt special. Now honestly the only link that this place in its current form has…

6 mos ago

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Not as great as what the other reviews make this to be!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was in the South Florida area on business. I'd already set my date for Friday night at Tootsie's Cabaret. However, I had some time after 9 PM, the day before. So, I decided to…

8 mos ago2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Palatial place, beauties galore, unique experience!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

If you are a regular strip club-er but you have never been to this place, you need to add this to your bucket list right away. I've been to a number of clubs all across…

9 mos ago1

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Nikita is a fine piece of *%#!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've done many reviews of this club and so I'm going to skip all the club layout, dancer board, drink prices, etc. My visit frequency is about once a quarter, always on a Friday or…

1 yr ago

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, TX

Stay away from Xena!!!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been clubbing for many years and so I'm very embarrassed about a rookie mistake that I did! First, let's talk about Austin clubs. I read reviews of various clubs at Austin and they almost…

1 yr ago4

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Better than Spearmint Rhino!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Mid-May, Friday Evening. Started at my usual favorite, Spearmint Rhino. Bummer, SR said that they don't have free Limo service that evening. However, one hour into my stay at SR, I felt that I have…

1 yr ago1

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Paris saved the day!

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…

1 yr ago

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

"Toni" has been recycled!

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I visited my favorite spot in SAC on a Saturday evening and caught porn star Havana Bleu in live-action on the stage! She had a very vibrant dance. The stage dances were not met with…

2 yrs ago2

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Stay away from Ari!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This time, I got a chance to visit Gold Club, a bit sooner than my usual cadence of once every 3 months. I visited on Saturday of the Labor Day weekend and on hindsight I…

2 yrs ago2

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Another good visit, as expected!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a trip report on a Friday evening, 9:30 PM, mid-July. I was there until 12:30 AM during which there were two, 2-for-1 specials. Even though it's supposed to be 2 dances for $40,…

2 yrs ago1

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Still the best game in town!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I was here on a Saturday a few weeks back. Usually, I'm here between 8:30 PM – 10:30 PM. This time I wanted to check the club at a slightly later time. This time I…

2 yrs ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Other higher options than the $20 Lap Dance

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Whenever I am in the Dallas area, I pay a visit to this club. I always like going here. This is probably my 5th trip in the last 3 years. $3 entry fee. Get a…

2 yrs ago2

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Yet another awesome visit!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I read through some of the other reviews for this club on this forum and I do come across reviews that aren't great. However, I've consistently had very good experiences at this club and this…

3 yrs ago2

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

This place rocks!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I was there on a Friday evening around 830 p.m. in late July. It was hot outside and it was "hot" inside as well – just a different kind of 'Hot", if you know what…

3 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Cuban Girls Crisis

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

About 50 years back, it was the year of the "Cuban Missile Crisis". Well, it is now the time of the "Cuban Girls Crisis" at the Spearmint Rhino (SR). I'm sure this may come across…

3 yrs ago5

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Gold Club Centerfolds Delivers ... Yet Again!

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The cover charge is a flat rate of $35 and includes the wristband for the VIP, whether you go to the VIP or not. 2 dance stages. The second stage gets used after about 10…

3 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Not what I expected!!

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

When I walked in on a Friday evening at 9 PM, I was charged $5. The guy at the front gave me a blue ticket/coupon. I asked him if it was a free drink coupon…

3 yrs ago5

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Remi was so-so!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I happened to be at Synn on a Thursday at around 9:30 PM! This is prime time at Synn. This club really comes to life on a Thursday and sadly this vibe, buzz and activity…

3 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

"Moon" is the "shining star"

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I was at the Spearmint Rhino on a Sunday evening couple of weeks back. Previously, I used to take the limo. But I saw numerous comments saying that the limo does not get you a…

3 yrs ago2

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

Amanda & Armani

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a combined trip report for 2 trips, one during the last week of October and the second during the first week of December. Both the trips were on a Saturday evening at round…

3 yrs ago2

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

South American imports

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I had the opportunity to be of the Dallas area and decided to pay a visit again to BDD, which I visited for the first time when I was in Dallas in January (for which…

4 yrs ago2

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Never disappoints, but pricing "seems to have" changed!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was here on a Saturday, mid April, and the place is alive and well! If you like Hispanic women, this is the place to be. This place has never disappointed me and this visit…

4 yrs ago4

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Green with envy!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Call it "Green with Envy" or even "Green with jealousy"! These Dallas-ites are having way too much fun and I cannot stomach it!! While I'm not looking for perfect evenness, this is completely lopsided! It…

4 yrs ago2