- Enjoyable Time at Christies - Best Talent in Phoenix
I spend a lot of time at Christies when I'm in town every March. Always impressed with the talent. I'm into young and petite and there are generally 2-5 of them working when I'm there. Most I've done was the 15 minute VIP, which was pretty good. Pretty much unlimited access to boobs and butt with hands and mouth. The stop sign is always at the G-String.
Been tempted to try the the big 60 minute room in the back, but the fear of her bottoms staying on and my little head being required to stay in my pants at that price, keeps me from pulling the trigger on that.
- Transactional Times at GCC
I was just there this past Saturday. One of the first dancers that came by to sit and talk mentioned that she had been dancing at the club since the early 2000's.. She looked kinda old, but if I wasn't sure of her age before, that was the kiss of death. I'm looking for women in late 20's at the absolute highest. I don't remember her name (why bother) and gave her the standard, I just got here and want to spend some time checking out the stage shows. Don't know if she swung back around later to find me, but I'd found another dancer that was closer to what I'm looking for to entertain me.
discussion comment
a year ago
Since I only hit strip clubs in March in Phoenix, and maybe once or twice a year in California, I'm not very active here. I did just happen to notice since I've gotten full access this past week that Desert Scrub doesn't seem to be marking 90% of the positive reviews as "Shill". I always wonder if those guys were just old and passed on, got banned, or just stopped caring.
I too wish there was that daily limit of viewing a couple of reviews a day even if you weren't qualified for full access. But also understand that good information doesn't come for free. Maybe it was because so many other were like me, trying to get free access that most people pay for.
- Afternoon fun
I always head straight for the bar, grab a drink. Then scan the club for 15-20 minutes to see if there are any attractive dancers wandering around. If so, I may go grab an empty table, if there is one. One disadvantage of being at a table is that it always seems that the dancers I'm not interested in make themselves at home, while at the same time, the dancer I'm interested in passes me by because she can see I'm with another dancer. I don't want to be rude because dancers talk, but it seems to happen a lot.
Of course, the problem with hanging by the bar is that dancers are often reluctant to approach you at the bar and you have to try and snag a dancer you're interested in when she happens to pass you at the bar.
- Pretty girls, pretty tame place
I thought the dancers here were more facially attractive and younger on average. The caveat to that, is that their bodies tended to be fairly skinny.
Ironically, Attractive, Younger and Thin is the best thing ever for me when it comes to strippers. Never been into the over 30's, butter face or curvy (which = fat to me).
- Can't go wrong at Geisha House
Time limit on the extra fun package? Or go until you're finished?
- What's Spanish for 7 in Marysville?
Dammed. I'm curious as to what illegal activities you feel that I indicated that she performed or was willing to perform during my visit. As a matter of fact, I reported that she pretty much shut-down any talk of illegal activities in the VIP because she claimed they have camera's and keep aa close eye out for anything illegal.
- My Annual Pilgrimage to See if Anything Has Improved (Spoiler: Nope)
My buddy and I hang out in Phoenix for a week every March. We generally go into Christies around happy hour 2-3 times per week. I don't think I've ever had my license scanned there. Agreed mileage is pretty limited, but, in my opinion, it's consistently a top-3 level of attractive dancers for the Phoenix area.
review comment
2 years ago
When I'm in Phoenix and get back in the VIP with a dancer, I will almost always tell them, "Let me know when we get to dance number 4. Then we can decide if I want more or not." Don't think I've ever had a dancer not do that for me.
review comment
2 years ago
offers for dancers should read offers for dances.
review comment
2 years ago
59. Where in his report did he say there were only 5 dancers working when he arrived? What he actually said was there were plenty of offers for dancers, but he never mentioned a specific number of dancers until he noticed that, at some point during his stay, there were only 3 women remaining, so he left.
review comment
2 years ago
Sounds like the average song length was about 2:45. Not very good, but I'm sure there are worse deals out there.
review comment
2 years ago
Never expect to find a hot dancer here, but Mate is right. There have been a couple of times that I've found a really hot, entertaining dancer here. 3-4 years ago, there was a 95 pound Hispanic that I went back 3 straight nights and she got $100 from me all three nights.
I've also found that if often helps that when you get situated in the back, ask them to let you know when we've reached $100, (or whatever number you decide on) because that's all I brought. When you think you're getting to song #3, ask her where we are on the song count. No guarantee, but most of the dancers I've been with will stop at the point of your stated limit and ask if you want to keep going.
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2 years ago
I go there once every spring, to see if it's back to what I experienced in 2016-17 ( I might be off by a year on that) Those 2 years, I had a great time with some really attractive girls. Only place in Phoenix I ever got FS. Unfortunately, when I went back the following March, she was long gone. Although she was gone, they still had a great line-up in the 4pm-9pm time slot that I generally hit the clubs. A couple of super cute, young, petite girls with great mileage in the 30 minute room. I was convinced I'd found my spring training home.
However, when I went back in 2018 (again,I might be off by a year, because I didn't go back to check the dates of my previous review of Cheetah's) the place was a ghost town. The last 3 or 4 spring visits since the "highlight years", generally very few dancers available and they're generally pretty big, unattractive and fairly old. So, if you're telling me that they now have college-aged, thin, attractive girls back to dancing there, I will likely give them another chance when I come back to Phoenix next spring. Hopefully, one of locals will have a chance to scope it out and report during early March 2023.
review comment
2 years ago
My apologies guys. Got my clubs mixed up. I actually visited the Deja Vu Club on Trade Center Drive in Sacramento. Sorry about that.
review comment
2 years ago
Something tells me you nailed it exactly Mark.
review comment
2 years ago
For Rick.
"Mostly slim and fit and generally a 7 to almost 8 in looks. (My scale is probably different than yours, in that I like petite, young, could still pass for a 21 year old cheerleader/dance team type)".
Not sure what else you want to know about the dancers. Especially since I only actually talked to 2 of them.
As far as what the club is like, it's a strip club with a bar, stages, table & chairs, they serve drinks and it doesn't smell like ass. I didn't really notice any of the other customers. It's not a dive, it's pretty much the same as all strip clubs.
Honestly, when I read reviews, the only thing that really matters to me is hearing about somebody else's experiences with specific dancers that they interacted with. That's what I did, gave a detailed description of what happened to me.
review comment
2 years ago
Right after that line, he added that they later settled on some extras in the Champaigne Room after that. My assumption, is that he got more action that he did not go into detail about.
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3 years ago
Over the past 10 years, I've been at that Christy's over 50 times and have gone back to the $25 VIP with probably 10-12 different dancers. My experience has varied from a couple who were cool with you actually licking nip and would lightly grab me OTP's for a quick moment (good) to a couple who weren't very comfortable with anything more than light grinding and some minimal touching of the breasts (Meh) and everything in between. I did one 15 for $150 a few years ago with a dancer who, in addition to very open menu with her boobs, also actually gave me one quick opportunity to run my hand against her g-string, but that was it; just once. It's been a few years since I got a $10 floor dance at Christy's, mainly because I've noticed while glancing around, that you can't count on the dancer going topless on the floor.
Bottom line, depending on the dancer (which is true everywhere) there can be a little extra mileage available in the VIP, but one shouldn't count on it. TBH, if you're the average dude, looking for a generally high % of attractive dancers, Christy's is pretty good. If you're looking for more than light to average mileage from the typical dancer, you might be disappointed. That said, I've never been to the more private $300 VIP area. For all I know, that might be the only place where significant action is possible. Maybe somebody who's actually tried that area could shed some light.
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3 years ago
Was in there twice last week during visit to Phoenix. Around 5pm the first time and closer to 7pm the second time. Unlike in spring of 2021, where I saw a couple of dancers worth going into the VIP rooms with (and having a pretty decent time) I didn't see any dancers on my first visit this year and only 4, none of whom did anything for me the second.
By far, the best looking woman in there was the bartender, Natalie. 24, No boobs, but everything else was right up my alley. A very slender hard-body. Unfortunately, I doubt she was doing anything but bartending. Of course, I never asked her either. Maybe I should have. :)
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3 years ago
My buddy and I always hit Bandaids once during the week we're in town for spring training. Never expect anything good, but every 3 years or so, there is an absolute gem. For me, that's a 5 foot tall, 100-110 pound girl in her 20's. And about 3 times in the last 20 years, the experience in back was more than is allowed, though not a home run. I'll stop after about 4-5 dances, so as not to break the bank.
I always look at it as slumming it for 2-3 quick late afternoon beers. If nothing looks good enough to get a dance, well, heck it was only a $20 stop and we move on.
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3 years ago
My feeling is that unless a specific dancer's name is used with the obvious implication that "We went all the way or she gave me a BJ", it's not too explicit. Don't think that anybody at this club is going to get in trouble if the most that happened is that she got her nipples licked in the VIP.
review comment
3 years ago
Personally, I don't care about drink prices or cover charge; or where the bathroom is for that matter. A difference of 5-10-20 bucks here or there makes no difference because I'm in a strip club. I expect I'm gonna pay too much money, the same way I know a hot dog and beer at the ballgame are going to be overpriced.
I absolutely want to know about the chances of extra's and some type of description of which dancer might be open to that. Other than being a little more discreet about the specific dancers actual name, that's exactly the kind of information I'm looking for from this site.
discussion comment
3 years ago
In Phoenix, went upstairs with a dancer. $250 for 20 minutes. She got naked, got into my pants a little and let me touch the kitty a couple of times. Same club the next year, I saw her as I was leaving. Told her I'd be back next day if she was working. She said she'd be there. 5 o'clock, we met at front door. She made the arrangements, $450 for 30 minutes of pure porn star experience in a small vip room. Yep, it was pricy, but she was hot and very enthusiastic. Realized that Chris Rock was wrong about the Champagne Room. Best strip club experience ever! Grand total $700 for 2 separate meetings with the same dancer. It was around 2015-16 or 2016-17, can't remember the exact year. Never come close to anything like that since.
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3 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
I remember a light-skinned black girl named Chyna at that club. She was a little bigger than what I normally go for, which is very petite, but still seemed on the smaller than average size. Of course, I think this was at least 5 years ago. Had a pretty cute face as I recall. Prices were a little cheaper back then, but I remember getting a little higher mileage than I expected for what I spent. I think it was 4 dances for $100 and the 4th is where I was pleasantly surprised. I wonder if it was the same girl.