Reviews

Does it tell you something that it took the girls five minutes or fewer to get ready to dance?

That's right. I arrived just after 5pm one weeknight. The dancers strolled in maybe 10 minutes…

I'd been having good luck at the Raven in recent months. So it goes without saying my luck has changed.

Last few visits have been marked by unremarkable girls - or at least un-attentive girls.…

Maybe it was the Covid. Maybe it was the cold. Whatever it was, it wasn’t the affordable pussy I was searching for. About the best I can say about my first visit to Hi Beams…

My first impression of Frankie’s was it wasn’t the dump I was expecting. Good start.

That impression was boosted when the next thing I noticed was a busty Asian dancing on the stage inside the…

Walking in, I couldn’t believe my eyes. This is the Raven, after all, where the girls aren’t afraid of eating carbs. Yet there they were. Not one. Not two or even three. There were four…

First the good news. It’s nice inside. And the girls are nice enough. Now the bad news. It’s just not worth it.

I was in the neighborhood on a Monday afternoon and decided I’d see if…

Hit Vic’s again on Friday, which, if you’ve been paying attention, means Bottom’s Up hasn’t re-opened.

I wish I could like Vic’s. Every time I’ve been there it feels good. It feels like everyone – and…

I went from visiting S&S once a week for a long time to once a decade more recently. This week’s visit gave no indication that my frequency need change. In fact, one face on stage…

Stopped in at Vic’s – but only because Bottom’s Up was closed.

Yep. I was near Irvington and hopeful when I saw cars in the lot behind BU. Parked. Pulled the door, hoping for the…

As soon as I walked in, it was apparent this wasn’t a typical Raven visit. Hardly anything went according to form.

My bizarro night at the Red Raven began even before I left when there…

Bad news. The virus nannies apparently have gotten to the Dirty Bird, causing implementation of some new procedures we’re not going to like. Not going to like at all.

The most obvious is seating is no…

Cars in the lot as I drove home was reason enough to stop. We'll see whether there's reason enough to return.

It's the same old dirty bird for better and worse. Three girls and a surly…