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6 years ago
Let's be honest...MackTruck - I’ll pay you 100 a gram if you can prove that the origin was from grade A stripper anus.
No relation to BigDickSammy unfortunately. I would be mad at him for stealing a username I would want but I have a micropenis so I’m not too broken up about it.
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6 years ago
Would anyone like a Chrome plugin that hides troll comments?Nah you gotta upgrade to premium for that shit. $99.99/month.
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6 years ago
Yelled at by doorman/bouncerTypically if the bouncers are getting grumpy I take those big ole oafs into the bathroom stall and treat their meat to one of my famous tugjobs. You make them nut first and they will let you spend the rest of the night blasting your splooge all over the VIP room and everyone in it.
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6 years ago
Would anyone like a Chrome plugin that hides troll comments?Thank fuckin Jesus. These trolls are outta control and tbh making me think suicidal thoughts. I just wanna learn about the clubs and how to bang strippers not get gangraped by all these god foresaken trolls.
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6 years ago
Where the hell is shailynn?^ Damn son I told him shoving a whole 8-ball up his ass was a mistake. Now he's in a coma but at least he got extra high.
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6 years ago
Your initial impressionDuring lap dance I always thrust my tongue as deep into her anal cavitiy as it will go. You have to do it quick and it has to be a surprise tho if you want to leave the most memorable impression possible. Trust me, it always pays off.
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6 years ago
Bareback in the club?What clubs in Michigan are bareback friendly?
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6 years ago
How many of you have been obducted by aliens?I have had a few extraterrestial encounters. Those grey fuckers won't leave my butthole alone it seems like. That said, all of the prostate probing makes me cum like a horse so it works out I guess.
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6 years ago
I have a crush on student body president.should I ask him if he needs a first laLick his butthole and he will fall in love with you. Guaranteed or I will give you $100.
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6 years ago
What would you do if?^I'll give you fitty-five cent if it comes with a thumb up my rectum. Deal?
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6 years ago
Bareback in the club?Condoms are the biggest tragedy that the human race has suffered. Using them is the greatest sin one can commit. I have yet to have a homoerotic encounter, but I would far rather partake in natural, condomless butt stuff with a fellow man for the first time than bring such a monumental degree of shame and disgrace to human sexuality as both an art and a science that comes with the use of a condom. It's like shitting on God's, Mohammed's, and baby Jesus's faces in one explosive bout of diarrhea. The one time I wore a condom back in middle school was so disappointing that the memory of that experience often hinders my ability to properly enjoy raw-doggin some strange like I should. I killed the magic for good right at the start of my sexual adventure and I will never forgive myself for that. I'll spend the rest of my life chasing that dragon...sticking my bare willy in the dirtiest of places just to feel something...anything even one last time. For real tho NinoBambina you do fitty cent blowskis? I'm on my way to Detroit right now so long as condoms aren't involved.
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6 years ago
Bareback in the club?Condoms are the worst. I would rather masturbate with sandpaper to porn videos of dudes farting on each other than have intercourse with a condom.