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And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too.

Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board…

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and change…

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you when…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I thought.…

It had been almost 4 months since the Covid put a pause on clubbing. But now the clubs were starting to open, there’s very few cases around here, so last Saturday I decide to…

After a mostly disappointing stop at another club, I pulled into Silver Dollar about 3:30 last Saturday afternoon. (See my previous review for more details on facility, lay out, etc.)

Changes since then: Many…

I wonder about the future of clubs.

Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far, had a good…