Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

When Less is More at the Titty Sampling Store

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gSteph
May 12, 2026, 9:43 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Wasn’t that surprised on a recent Tuesday (about 2pm) to find only 6 dancers in house. Early week, early afternoon that can happen. But dang, happy to see that the few were a fine line-up; all but one I’d rate at 7 or better. SI definitely has a type: mostly slim, perky boobed lasses, (my preference) some HWP, almost never have I seen a dancer here over young 30s. Need big boobs or big butts to get your buzz? Sorry, none for you today.

 

6 – 12 PLs during time I was there, 3 or 4 on the lottery games, others split between chatting with dancers at bar or table, couple at rack enjoying the 2-song sets. Seeing the provider quality, I decide to do sampling today.

 

First up: moved to the rack for Fairy*(9), medium height, trim, pale, light blond 25yo, (add some pointy ears, and she could be elven princess) interesting boobs, large, firm, but low mounds. Which she rubbed all over my forehead/face at rack, and asked for a dance after picking up my stage tips. You bet, verified cost at $25 topless, 35 nude – a common price here; I chose topless. Thru beaded curtain into shared lap dance room (labeled VIP Lounge, has 5 love seats). Good dance, 2-way touch, fondled her all over, most enjoyable.

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When Less is More at the Titty Sampling Store