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Reviews

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published 3 wks ago
Best Breast Caress Quest
reviewed by
gSteph

8.0

Tale of Two Visits

First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

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published 3 mos ago
There’s a Shortage of Perfect Breasts in the World
reviewed by
gSteph

8.7

It would be a pity to not get to know yours.

That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

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published 4 mos ago
Thursday Fun with Fav and a New One
reviewed by
gSteph

8.3

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where a sweet illusion…

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published 6 mos ago
Birthday Present
reviewed by
gSteph

8.3

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm.

Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

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published 8 mos ago
Sunday Delight
reviewed by
gSteph

8.7

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

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published 10 mos ago
Now I Know My A B C’s
reviewed by
gSteph

8.3

Oh, what a lucky boy I be

(Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.)
C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

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published 1 yr ago
TA TAs Tuesday
reviewed by
gSteph

8.0

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage…

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published 1 yr ago
Areolas by Day, Aurora by Night
reviewed by
gSteph

7.7

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly…

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published 1 yr ago
Monday Quickie
reviewed by
gSteph

5.7

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did present…

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published 1 yr ago
Sunday Fun Day
reviewed by
gSteph

8.0

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

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published 1 yr ago
Teeny Titties – and Hands Below
reviewed by
gSteph

8.0

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

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published 1 yr ago
Fun visit – Went according to plan, Except . . . .
reviewed by
gSteph

8.7

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…