Reviews by gSteph

Dear Diary: Went to the strip club the other day. Golly, goodness, stripper tits are fun to play with. Even after more than eight years doing this. And, amusingly, both these…

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where a sweet illusion…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage…

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly…

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did present…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually go…

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board…

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and change…

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you when…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I thought.…