Reviews by gSteph

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the...

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many...

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. ...

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on...

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the...

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did...

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch...

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just...

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. ...

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually...

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster...

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and...

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you...

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or...

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at...

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a...

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex...

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass,...

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I...

It had been almost 4 months since the Covid put a pause on clubbing. But now the clubs were starting to open, there’s very few cases around here, so last Saturday I decide...

After a mostly disappointing stop at another club, I pulled into Silver Dollar about 3:30 last Saturday afternoon. (See my previous review for more details on facility, lay out, etc.) Changes since then: ...

I wonder about the future of clubs. Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far, had a...

It has taken me a few visits to presume I had enough data to write a review of BH. This is an old club/building, set on a side street between the almost hip,...

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she...