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Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where a sweet illusion…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage…

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly…

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did present…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…