Reviews

Had some time for a strip club stop last Tuesday, about 2pm. Maybe not the ideal time for a grand time, but wife said her class would run 3 hours this day, let’s see…

3 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

“Do You Like Them?”

That’s a big YES, I’d say they are the nicest boobs I’ve ever fondled. And after Heaven, that is saying something. I can not believe that this gorgeous Latina, 18 years old, and…

5 mos ago3

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Flowers for Me

Dear Diary: Went to the strip club the other day. Golly, goodness, stripper tits are fun to play with. Even after more than eight years doing this. And, amusingly, both these…

7 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Three for Me

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

10 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

The Few The Nude The Not Bad at All!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

11 mos ago

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Best Breast Caress Quest

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

There’s a Shortage of Perfect Breasts in the World

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

1 yr ago3

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Thursday Fun with Fav and a New One

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where a sweet illusion…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Birthday Present

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Sunday Delight

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Now I Know My A B C’s

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

TA TAs Tuesday

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Areolas by Day, Aurora by Night

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly…

2 yrs ago2

DV8

Portland, OR

Monday Quickie

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did present…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Sunday Fun Day

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Teeny Titties – and Hands Below

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

2 yrs ago4

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Fun visit – Went according to plan, Except . . . .

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…

2 yrs ago2

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

“I love how much fun you’re having with me”

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually go…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Amazing Ass

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board…

3 yrs ago1

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Friday Fondling Choices

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and change…

3 yrs ago3

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Hello Piper

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you when…

3 yrs ago4

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Winter Warm Ups

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

3 yrs ago1

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, OR

Illusions Sweeter By Night or By Day ?