Reviews by throwawayname2017

I was a tourist in town for the long holiday and wanted to get some tits and ass in my face without getting scammed. Coming from the PNW scene, this was my first time going…

The club usually posts lineups on Instagram stories of who is in or out for dayshift/nightshift. But never on Sundays or Mondays and rarely on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I always assumed its because they're dead,…

Haven't been to Kittens in a while. Some work brought me down south so I stopped in on my way home to reward myself. My last few visits have been anywhere from lackluster to crazy…

Tried out Sugars for a change of pace from my usual haunts. The club entrance faces Aurora but if you wait for a green light, traffic moves quick enough for you to get from your…

I usually roll solo, but ended up coming through Pandora's at the behest of old college crew in town for the big UW game. The club is conveniently down the street from Montlake and we…

Thought I'd try my luck again after hearing Saturday afternoons were the best time to be here. I figured with the All Star game in town, it'd be a party inside, but perhaps I was…

Saturdays at Pandora's aren't usually known for their action, but decided to roll the dice and do some recon. I had some free time after running errands in the area and swung in to try…

I haven't been to Pandoras in ages. Not at least since lockdown restrictions were lifted. After this trip, I probably won't be back for a while. This club is more known for more uhh engaging…

Casa Diablo is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Visiting Portland with 3 other guys. Tried to hit the clubs in Downtown Portland proper, but they all seemed pretty seedy in a bad…

I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however. A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot…

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their…

Stumbled into Kittens on New Years Day after a miserable time at Pandora's. The difference between the two clubs was night and day. Totally worth the drive down south. Everyone knows now about the $10…

First time to Kittens on a weekend in a long, long time. With the game tomorrow, I expected it to be pretty lively and crowded with out of towners. I wasn't wrong. Arrived just past…

There were at least 20 some odd girls dancing this evening. Some were kind and fun to talk to. But most were hustling hard though. Within minutes of sitting down and getting a drink, they…

Kittens has all my money right now, but decided to swing by for a visit to check up. Showed up pretty late, just before midnight. You guys know the drill here, $10 cover, $5 drinks,…

Used to be a Pandora's guy, but will now be throwing my singles here at Kitten's Cabaret. I went in on a Sunday night, which is usually a dead time at clubs. Pandora's would have…

Decided to swing by on a Sunday evening. The parking lot was fairly empty and that should have been my first sign to just walk away. But I was thinking with my other head and…

If you are flying into SeaTac with a layover and looking for a little bit of fun, Déjà Vu Showgirls Airport is not where you want to be. From a local, do yourself a…