Reviews

18 reviews by throwawayname2017

Palomino

North Las Vegas, NV

Vegas First Timer

I was a tourist in town for the long holiday and wanted to get some tits and ass in my face without getting scammed. Coming from the PNW scene, this was my first time going…

8 mos ago3

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The club usually posts lineups on Instagram stories of who is in or out for dayshift/nightshift. But never on Sundays or Mondays and rarely on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I always assumed its because they're dead,…

2 yrs ago2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

From the Streets to the Seats

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Haven't been to Kittens in a while. Some work brought me down south so I stopped in on my way home to reward myself. My last few visits have been anywhere from lackluster to crazy…

2 yrs ago

Sugar's

Seattle, WA

Adding to the rotation.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Tried out Sugars for a change of pace from my usual haunts. The club entrance faces Aurora but if you wait for a green light, traffic moves quick enough for you to get from your…

2 yrs ago5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Friday Night Lite

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I usually roll solo, but ended up coming through Pandora's at the behest of old college crew in town for the big UW game. The club is conveniently down the street from Montlake and we…

2 yrs ago2

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Saturday Sadness

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Thought I'd try my luck again after hearing Saturday afternoons were the best time to be here. I figured with the All Star game in town, it'd be a party inside, but perhaps I was…

3 yrs ago5

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Saturday Afternoon Reconnaissance

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Saturdays at Pandora's aren't usually known for their action, but decided to roll the dice and do some recon. I had some free time after running errands in the area and swung in to try…

3 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

A Lame Tuesday Night

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I haven't been to Pandoras in ages. Not at least since lockdown restrictions were lifted. After this trip, I probably won't be back for a while. This club is more known for more uhh engaging…

3 yrs ago3

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

A little something for everyone

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Casa Diablo is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good. Visiting Portland with 3 other guys. Tried to hit the clubs in Downtown Portland proper, but they all seemed pretty seedy in a bad…

3 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Fizzled Out on the Fourth

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however. A cool, crisp July evening. Parking lot…

4 yrs ago2

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

More nudity in the parking lot than in the club

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on their…

4 yrs ago3

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Ease into the New Year

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stumbled into Kittens on New Years Day after a miserable time at Pandora's. The difference between the two clubs was night and day. Totally worth the drive down south. Everyone knows now about the $10…

6 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Hustlers, Now Playing In Theaters

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

First time to Kittens on a weekend in a long, long time. With the game tomorrow, I expected it to be pretty lively and crowded with out of towners. I wasn't wrong. Arrived just past…

6 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Too Many Bench Warmers

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

There were at least 20 some odd girls dancing this evening. Some were kind and fun to talk to. But most were hustling hard though. Within minutes of sitting down and getting a drink, they…

7 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Where did the babes go?

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Kittens has all my money right now, but decided to swing by for a visit to check up. Showed up pretty late, just before midnight. You guys know the drill here, $10 cover, $5 drinks,…

8 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

New Favorite In Seattle

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Used to be a Pandora's guy, but will now be throwing my singles here at Kitten's Cabaret. I went in on a Sunday night, which is usually a dead time at clubs. Pandora's would have…

8 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Dead weekend visit

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Decided to swing by on a Sunday evening. The parking lot was fairly empty and that should have been my first sign to just walk away. But I was thinking with my other head and…

8 yrs ago1

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, WA

Don't stop here and keep driving into Seattle.

★★★★★★★2.3/10

If you are flying into SeaTac with a layover and looking for a little bit of fun, Déjà Vu Showgirls Airport is not where you want to be. From a local, do yourself a…

8 yrs ago

Reviews

Vegas First Timer

Monday Evening Miss

From the Streets to the Seats

Adding to the rotation.

Friday Night Lite

Saturday Sadness

Saturday Afternoon Reconnaissance

A Lame Tuesday Night

A little something for everyone

Fizzled Out on the Fourth

More nudity in the parking lot than in the club

Ease into the New Year

Hustlers, Now Playing In Theaters

Too Many Bench Warmers

Where did the babes go?

New Favorite In Seattle

Dead weekend visit

Don't stop here and keep driving into Seattle.

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