Hustlers, Now Playing In Theaters

First time to Kittens on a weekend in a long, long time. With the game tomorrow, I expected it to be pretty lively and crowded with out of towners. I wasn't wrong. Arrived just past midnight and it was street parking only with their lot full. And not an empty table or seat in sight. My $6 drink came in a clear plastic cup. Apparently their dishwasher wasn't equipped to handle that much glassware. It feels awkward as shit sitting on the bench so closely to another random dude.

For the talent, you go to Kittens for the quantity, not quality. Easily 30+ girls there tonight, mostly 5s and 6s just standing around on their phones. Wide variety of girls to choose from, but none of them are really all that attractive or my type. It's like opening a bag of trail mix and finding no M&M's inside and all peanuts. The line up is great if you're into thick BBW girls, bolt ons, flabby asses, and questionable tattoos.

Only two girls I was interested in tonight. One was Trinity. Perky, petite, brunette, with kind of a European bob cut thing going on. Great athletic stage dance with actual pole tricks. She was always either with a customer or hiding away in the back. (If anyone has any intel on here, would love to learn more.) The other was a fucking waitress. White, brunette, kind of a Puyallup looking face, but with legs for days that came out of this short skirt that would flash her ass every time she took an order. Guess I'll be coming back hoping she gets worn down and decides to get on stage.