Reviews

Pennsauken Township, NJ. Thursday night. Just came from Babes Nola up the road. Place used to be called Erotic Cafe. Drive up parking lot hotel behind the club makes OTC a little easier. Club has…

Burlington, NJ. Thursday night. Right across the way from Playhouse. Plenty of parking. Walk in on the side. Desk, nobody there, it says cover is $15 but I walk in through the beaded curtain. I…

Elmhurst, NY. Thursday night. Parking is a bitch in this area. Fairly busy even just before midnight, but not ghetto. Elmhurst hospital is just across the street so in case of any 2amer you could…

I rode North on my way to the cape, on way I grew tired, weary, needed a place for slumber. I knew the King had an inn in North Darmouth so I ventured forth. I…

Reveaah, MA. Friday night, just past midnight. Like 10 minutes from downtown Boston. I had enlisted the help of some drunk guy to serve as my squire to sort of fit the theme, you know…

Stoughton, MA. Friday night. Drive up parking lot way in the back. Walk in the through the side. Door girl and security guy at a table. Cover $10. Show ID. Empty pockets and get wanded…

Great Meadows, NJ. Really out the fucking boonies of Jersey. Wednesday night. As I drove to the place there was a police car posted up not to far from here so just be aware to…

Newton, NJ. I just came from Stage Dolls and I thought was out there, this one really out in the woods. I think I might have seen big foot and the jersey devil coming here.…

Lake Hopatcong, NJ. Wednesday night at midnight. Plenty of parking, parked in front. Walk in, no cover, no nothing, sit at the bar. Layout is left side, rectangle bar with stage inside. One girl up…

Stratford, CT. Wednesday night around 11pm. Across from a mall. I went last week, this club was listed as closed and under a different name so just waited for the listing to update. Also hasn't…

Carlstadt, NJ. This is where they filmed the strip club scenes for "The Wrestler" (2008) with Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei. It's right by Metlife Stadium and the new American Dream mall in the Meadowlands.…

Woonsocket, RI. Thursday night. Suburban area. Parking lot, big enough. There's a small out house on the lot, looks like a home for a guardian of parking lot or perhaps a parking lot troll place…